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     I've put some of the programs I made here. I can only do Visual Basic right now, but I hope to learn C and C++. For the Speaking programs, download a Text-to-speech Engine and the Speech control panel at the following site:

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Otherwise, if anything doesn't work, I'd really appreciate it if someone would e-mail me with any problems. Include operating system and a good description of the error message, please. Thanks!

IQ Test program: a joke program I ripped from Ryan H. d: I forget how to exit the program besides Alt+F4 or Ctrl+Alt+Del, so there's not much to do with it, it's just kind of funny ;)

Hemorrhoids Blaster: a very colorful ripoff of Asteroids; Phil said it looked like hemorrhoids, so there the name stands. I haven't gotten the acceleration in gravity to work the way it should, so it's a bit easy once you've developed a strategy. Also says you die right when you start, which is another bug I can't figure out, so you'll have to exit twice to really quit.

Speaking Program: speaks for you and can read .txt files. You'll need to get the components listed above to run this.

Powerball Battles: game created by Derek Weller which KICKS BEAUCOUP D'ASS!!! Feel free to send me money via PayPal, since I'm selling his game without his permission. I'll get an account thing up soon ;)

Lemonade Kingpin: game created by Garrick Nelson and me. Basically, you try to make money by selling lemonade, but you can use lesser-known not-so-legal techniques too ;) It was for our Economics project. You also need this picture file in the saved folder to play this (right-click and hit "Save As..."): money003.jpg

Matrix Stalker: a neat program that can "type" things across the screen automatically, like in the beginning of The Matrix. I believe this copy was the one I made for Kyle to ask Liz K. to prom, but he didn't use it. I have the code all done, so if you'd like me to customize one for you, feel free to e-mail me and I'll compile and send one to you.