February 6, 2003--3:55am-- Oh shit. I shaved my head.

February 6, 2003--1:50am-- I went shopping today and finally bought new folders and notebooks for this semester. I bought some cool new pens too. It took me about fifteen mintues to decide which ones to get. After that, I went to Barnes and Noble to read "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and have some coffee but couldn't consentrate worth a shit. Some losery insane middle-aged guy with long messy hair and a hideous graying foot-long beard was talking to this portly old Czech guy who had suspenders and a band-aid wrapped over the bridge of his nose. He looked and even sounded like the Chief detective in the Pink Panther movies. Anyway, the gross loser guy, who was wearing these thick 20-year-old glasses, was talking this Czech guy's ear off about every random theory and life philosophy he had. He thought (the gross guy) he was this profound and knowledgeable intellectual but was actually just crazy and pathetic. The guy he was talking to I found out was a physics professor at some Wisconsin university. The crusty guy sitting next to him, who was all into physics or computer science or something, wanted this guy to help him get a job. He said he'd been needing a job since 1980. At one point he said "Here, look at this" and gave him some folded notebook paper with calculations or ideas he had or something scribbled on it as his "qualifications" or something. He was rambling on very loudly, and the fat Czech professor, who was politely going along with him, was responding in an even louder voice with an insane accent. Needless to say I didn't get any reading done with this going on. I finished my coffee as fast as I could without burning my throat and left. This type of thing happens a lot to me. Now I must finish reading.

February 5, 2003--12:17am-- After class I spent the entire day rotting in my cave. Spanish and other homework not done. Fuckshitass!

February 4, 2003--2:53am-- Stopped again! Shit!

February 4, 2003--1:30am-- Paper #1 for Shesgreen is done! I finished it in little over two hours too, which is the quickest I've written a paper in a long time. I hope he likes it. It's pretty solid. I wrote about the time I played with my Uncle Dean's band at the Crawdaddy Bayou restaurant during my first year at Harper. I was afraid it would be really hard to write, but it turned out pretty good. I can't remember the last time I had to write anything besides a research paper or an essay on some novel or poem, so I did a good job considering. Uh, I still have a few things to do though before I go to bed. I have to save everything I write on disk and use the computer lab downstairs tomorrow to print it out because I still haven't taken care of my printer problem. Pain in the ass. Damn, I'm hungry too. More peanuts and water. It doesn't look like I'm gonna finish reading "The Turn of The Screw" before tomorrow's class, which sucks, because I really like the story. I'll finish it after class though.

February 3, 2003--1:09pm-- I really can't stand it when people make such an effort to be different in every tiny little aspect of their lives, that they have to go against the norm on every fucking little thing. You end up becoming what you're against--a person who lives their life according to a standard set of rules. It's just a different standard. I'm guilty of this to a degree, but some people really overdo it. Really annoying. And, this website is still way too dark.

February 3, 2003--1:21am-- My website is really dark. I gotta lighten it up some how. Shit, I'm hungry and I'm tired of peanuts and water. None of this goes together and I don't care. Spanish quiz tomorrow, uhhh. I'm tired, but don't feel like going to bed. My mind is not working right now. I should stop writing this nonsense.

February 2, 2003--11:10pm-- I'm about 80 pages into "The Turn of The Screw" which I actually like. The writing is insanely wordy though. The average sentence has at least 4 commas. I'll probably finish reading it tomorrow, because now it's all about Busch Light and Spanish homework. Yeeeah.

February 2, 2003--1:09am-- It's past 1 in the morning. I'm unshowered. I'm eating heinously-salted popcorn. It's Saturday night. Everyone else are enjoying themselves in some way while I will be reading Henry James's "The Turn of The Screw" for at least the next two hours. I'm actually being a somewhat decent student by doing this though, because I don't really HAVE to read the book. Ok, yes I do. And I should have started reading it sometime last week. Oh well.

February 1, 2003--3:28am-- Wow, that last post was really depressing. Can't say I have anything else to add though. Tomorrow I'm gonna take Mike to get his new glasses and then weez gonna jam. That should be fun. After that I will begin my weekend of homework. Fun. I guess I should go to bed.

February 1, 2003--2:56am-- Today was completely worthless. I feel like nothing. Today might as well have never even happened. One of those. Why am I even writing this?

January 31, 2003-- Had the usual class thang today. My advanced essay teacher was intimidating as usual. I'm really scared about this first paper. My grammar is really weak, and that's what this class is all about. After dinner I went to The House and did some Spanish homework. After that I went to Lord Stanley's for Janet's birthday,and saw a few people from my English 300 class. They were pretty scared about the first paper too, which made me feel better. I sat with Janet and some people from the floor from last year. They were going to Molly's afterwards, and I decided to skip that and got dropped off at home. Chilled with Mark for a little bit and then came back to my room.

January 27, 2003-- A muscle in my arm has been twitching for the last 4 hours. What does that mean? It's probably because my arms are too over-developed.

January 18, 2003-- Saw "Adaptation" tonight with Sam and Travy. It was really good, but also kinda retarded at the same time. I can't really say why, because I'd ruin it for those of you who haven't seen it yet. So, go see this movie instead of seeing Kangaroo Jack again.

January 13, 2003-- First day of class. It was ok I guess. My Spanish teacher read off a thousand different rules. Gum is not allowed in her class and she counts tardies after 3 minutes. I don't know what the fuck she's thinking. For my hour break between classes I went to the student lounge to have a drink and ended up sitting near a table of the biggest magic card dorks I've ever seen. One guy looked like a retarded Donkey Lips. In the middle of a full room Donkey Lips and another buffalo-sized guy were ranting about who got to shuffle the deck. Then I went to my Arthurian Legends class with three blind women who sit up front in a row. One of them has an old Golden Retriever service dog. The dog's dece, but it reeks. When my ultra English dork proffessor got excited and started slamming her bag against the desk she scared the dog and he shit all over the floor. Actually he didn't, but he was scared. Then me and Tim went shoppin'. Exciting.

January 11, 2003-- Me and Sam went to IHOP tonight and had a very gamey experience. They forgot to write on the blackboard that it was White Trash Night which we quickly realized as soon as we sat down. We were forced to experience it alone, since none of your asses were anywhere to be found. I mean, there was even some 300-pound chick in her pajamas smoking with a cigarette-holder! How often do you see that? It was nice seeing some of you fools this last month (Brett? Travis?)and you should visit me in cow crap town sometime. It'd be dece.

January 10, 2003-- Wow. This break is pretty much over. What the hell did I do? Stayed up all night on the computer and slept all day. I don't feel good about this. I have to stop being so lazy. I've let too much useful time slip away. On a lighter note, I think I've gained some weight though!

January 4, 2003-- I added some updates. If they suck, let me know. I also took the "log" off the bottom of this page and created a link to it instead. If you are really bored, I suggest not going to it. It will only make you more bored and eventually angry. Now I must read more of LOTR so Sam doesn't SCOLD me.
Love ya,
ABGeeze

December 31, 2002-- Happy New Years everyone! Have fun and be safe!

December 26, 2002-- Today's snowman:

December 26, 2002-- Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

December 24, 2002-- Winter sucks not just for humans:

...more snowman fun to come!

December 20, 2002-- Well last night I stayed up until 8am because my sleeping schedule is so screwed up and I couldn't stop thinking about fun things I wanted to do. And of course I got up at 3pm then. I'm gonna go visit Sammy at Barnes and Noble later, so that will be fun. Maybe I should go out and buy some Christmas presents for people too. I think that's what other people do around this time, Right?

December 18, 2002-- Saw "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" tonight. Here are some pics (imdb.com) from this great movie:

December 16, 2002-- After actually enjoying the first hour and a half of it, the last 40 minutes of "Con Air" reminded me why it is the worst fucking pile of cheese-shlock horseshit ever to have millions of dollars wasted on making. Now, after having spent my entire afternoon watching it, I'm going to lock myself in my bedroom where I will spend my entire evening smacking myself in the face for being such a lazy idiot.

December 12, 2002-- This semester = DONE!

December 10, 2002-- Sam's website is back! After my incredible website, his is probably the most incredible website you will EVER see! Check it out!

December 10, 2002-- Finals week.

December 8, 2002-- Uh, someone tell me how to water plants the right way. One of my children looks like shit.

December 7, 2002-- My room smells like natural gas. Guess where the leak is coming from?

I don't know what day it is. I know I'm tired of school. The staff at the library can eat my nuts too.

December 5, 2002-- I did one of the worst presentations ever for my linguistics class yesterday. A half-hour before class I wasn't able to print out 10 maps that I was gonna use. Then things got even shittier when I went up to do my presentation and realized that over-head projectors only use transparencies. A++
ABG

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