Visitor Feedback
(These are 100% real!)
"It's nice, but not as nice as my garden. I love my garden."
- Joyce Huely
Hermerbog, WI
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- Gordon Morts
Jumbo Creek, CO
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- Steve Yorden
Lively Palace, NJ
"I go here all the time. It's like a familiar sock."
- Hank Marshal
Litmill, PA
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- Stanley Bluer
London Park, XX
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- Mike Tolinski
Salem, MI
"If shit could shit, this is what it would look like."
- Ned Pinterfritz
Irvington, IL
"It's the best thing since sliced pudding."
- Ellen Muchberry
Palmyra, WI
"This website fuckin' rocks!!!"
- Adam (me)
"Oppressive."
- Jim Battentackle
Bull Lake, MO
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- Anne Matterson
Brownshark, IN
"I like my internet with bite. This here website has a lot of fart."
- Jeremy Kholer
Big Pow, ND
"My name used to be Mike, but now it's John."
- John DePatter
Friday, MO
"It's a fine mixed brew, but where the fuck is the cauldron ASSHOLE?!"
- William Lipman
Okaloakaboaka, Canada
"Crappy."
- Tim Tenet
Phoenix, AZ
