SEX : Not at the moment.
HEIGHT : 5'8"
WEIGHT : 480lbs
NATIONALITY : Mutt ( Danish, Italian, English, Irish, Welsh. )
NICKNAMES : Kid, ABG, Dumbass, Bloats, Mr. Green
STATUS : Broke up with imaginary girlfriend four times. Very painful.
LOCATION : NW Suburbs of Chicago, IL.
GOAL IN LIFE : To make a completely worthless website that six people will look at.
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