Movie Quotes

That's all for now, but I will hopefully add more as time goes on. Enjoy!

"People once believed that when someone dies a crow carries that soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes something so bad happens that terrible sadness is carried with it. And the soul can't rest. And sometimes the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right." -- Sarah narrating

"It can't rain all the time." -- Eric Draven

"Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is." -- T-Bird

"Victims . . . Aren't we all?" -- Eric Draven

"'Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.' You heard me rapping, right?" -- Eric Draven to Gideon after he breaks the door after Gideon doesn't open it.

OFFICER ALBRECHT: POLICE!! Don't Move!! I said don't move!
ERIC DRAVEN: I thought that the police always said 'Freeze'?
OFFICER ALBRECHT: Well, I am the police, and I said don't move, Snow White. You move, you're dead!
ERIC DRAVEN: Then I say I'm dead and I move.

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children." -- Eric Draven

"Little things used to mean so much to Shelly. I used to think that they were trivial. Believe me, nothing's trivial." -- Eric Draven

T-BIRD: I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished. TOP DOLLAR: And who might that be? T-BIRD: Tin-Tin. Somebody stuck all his knives in his major organs in alpabetical order. TOP DOLLAR: Well by all means. I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin-Tin. [Then he inhailes a large amount of cocaine.]

"Guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy, eh Skank?" -- Eric Draven

"Quick Impression for ya ... Caw, Caw! Bang! FUCK! I'm dead! -- Top Dollar

"Ya know, my daddy used to say, every man's got a devil, and you can't rest until you find him. Whatever happend back their with your girlfrend, I cleared that building. Hell, nothing happens in this town without my say-so. So I'm sorry if I spoiled your wedding plans there, friend. But if it is any consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face. I am gonna miss you." -- Top Dollar

"I have something for you. I don't want it any more.... 30 hours of pain... all at once... all for you!" -- Eric Draven

"Don't you ever fucking die?" -- Funboy

"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel ...he hands the innkeeper 3 nails, and asks 'Can you put me up for the night?'" -- Eric Draven

"Do you know someone named T-Bird? He had a friend who shouldn't have played with knives" -- Eric Draven

"It's more like surfing than skating. . . I wish the rain would stop, just once." -- Sarah

"It was pawned here a year ago by a customer of yours named Tin Tin. . . he confided in me before he ran out of breath." - Eric Draven

"Is that gasoline I smell?" - Eric Draven

"Childhood's over the moment you know that you're going to die." -Top Dollar

"A building gets torched, all that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything. Families. Friends. Feelings. But now I know, that sometimes if love proves real, two people were meant to be together. . . nothing can hold them apart." --Sarah

"God damn Creatures of the Night, they never learn!" --Gideon

"I call it blood detective, but I suppose you would write it up as 'Grafitti'." --Officer Albrect

FATHER CORNELIUS: What are you doing?
KORBEN DALLAS: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

"Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos." -- Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg

LEELOO: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass.
KORBEN DALLAS: Yeah, this is my wife, Leeloo.
LEELOO: Mul-ti-pass.
KORBEN DALLAS: Newlywed, just married.
LEELOO: Mul-ti-pass.
KORBEN DALLAS: Yes, she knows it's a multipass! Anyways, we're in love.

[Father Cornelius and Ruby Rhod see the bomb stuck to the door]
FATHER CORNELIUS: It's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a - it's a -
DJ RUBY RHOD: No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
[The alarms sound]

JEAN-BAPTISTE EMMANUEL ZORG: This case is empty. FATHER CORNELIUS: What? JEAN-BAPTISTE EMMANUEL ZORG: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full! AKNOT: You asked for a case. We brought you a case. JEAN-BAPTISTE EMMANUEL ZORG: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case? AKNOT: We are warriors, not merchants. JEAN-BAPTISTE EMMANUEL ZORG: But you can still count!

LEELOO: Everything you create, you use to destroy. KORBEN DALLAS: Yeah, we call it human nature.

"Father, are you sure she's a supreme being?" -- David

"Anticipation denotes intelligence." -- Head Scientist

POLICE: Are you classified as human?
KORBEN DALLAS: No, I am a meat popsicle.

"Quiver ladies, quiver!" -- DJ Ruby Rhod

DJ RUBY RHOD: We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name! So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
KORBEN DALLAS: Mmm... not really.

"I only speak two languages - English and bad English." -- Korben Dallas

"Me fifth element - supreme being. Me protect you." -- LeeLoo

"I do not know love. I was trained to protect, not to love." -- LeeLoo

"Evil begets evil. Shooting it only makes it stronger." -- Father Cornelius

"Leeloo Minaï Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat." -- LeeLoo's name

"Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was bad! It had nothing! No fire, no energy, no nothing! You know I have a show to run here, you know? And it must pop, pop, pop! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vocabulary? It must be green, okay? Okay?" -- DJ Ruby Rhod

"Voila, the ZF.1. It's light, handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties, breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discret interventions. A word on firepower, titanium recharger, 3,000 round clip with bursts of 3 to 300, with a replay button --another Zorg invention--it's even easier. One shots and Replay sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies: ricket launcher, arrow launcher,with exploding or poisinous gas heads; our famous net launcher,and the always efficient flame thrower- my favorite; and for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System." -- Zorg

"What's wrong with you?! What you screamin for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', there's a bomb or somethin', I'm leavin'!" -- DJ Ruby Rhod

***Note: I actually read the script of the whole movie to get these quotes, but the script was only in its 4th draft, so some of the wording might have been changed. A lot of the stuff Miss Perky was written to say in the draft never made it to the movie (I dont' think so anyway) so some of the stuff on here isn't in the actual movie. But some of the stuff Miss Perky was supposed to say was hilarious so I put it down anwyway.***

Bianca: "It's just a party."
Walter (Dad): "Yeah, and hell is just a sauna."

"I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick --
It even makes me rhyme.

I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh --
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around
And the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way
I don't hate you --
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all." -- Kat's poem

"I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old school. Same little asswipe mother-fuckers everywhere." -- Miss Perky

"Why didn't we just read the Hardy Boys?" -- Kat. I'm sorry, it's an irrelevant quotes, and even though I'm *off* wrestling, I couldn't help it.

"Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action." -- Kat

"No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often." -- Miss Perky to Kat about what people call her.

"That's Pat Verona? The one who was gone for a year? I heard he was doing porn movies." -- Mandella. Hehe, Heath in porn movies . . . *evil grin*

"Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow. Tough break." -- Kat to Joey

"Remove head from sphincter! Then pedal!" -- Kat to MIchael who almost runs into her car on his bike.

"That guy? I heard he ate a live duck once. Everything but the beak and the feet." -- Joey about Heath, er, Patrick

"I have a dick on my face, don't I?" -- Michael

"Two legs, nice rack..." -- Patrick commenting on Kat

PATRICK: Hey. Girlie.
[Kat stops and turns slowly to look at him.]
PATRICK: (continuing) I mean Wo-man. How ya doin'?
KAT: (smiles brightly)Sweating like a pig, actually. And yourself?
PATRICK: There's a way to get a guy's attention.
KAT: My mission in life.
[She stands there undaunted, hand on hip.]
KAT: (continuing) Obviously, I've struck your fancy. So, you see, it worked. The world makes sense again.
[Patrick's eyes narrow. He steps closer.]
PATRICK: Pick you up Friday, then
KAT: Oh, right. Friday.
PATRICK: (secuctively) The night I take you to places you've never been before. And back.
KAT: Like where? The 7-Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?
PATRICK: I know a lot more than that
[Kat stares at him.]
KAT: Doubtful. Very doubtful.
[She walks away quickly, leaving him standing alone.]
PATRICK: (calling after her) You're no bargain either, sweetheart.
[Scurvy appears at his side]
SCURVY: So I guess the Jeep won't be getting a new Blaupunkt.

"I have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way." -- Kat to Bianca

"Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass..." -- Patrick to Kat

"I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby." -- Kat. Said in hilarious sarcasm.

"My insurance does not cover PMS." -- Walter

"What is it with this chick? She have beer-flavored tits?" -- Patrick about Bianca. Maybe he said nipples. I forget.

"One question before we start -- should you be drinking alcohol when you don't have a liver?" -- Michael to Patrick. There was a rumor Patrick sold his liver on the black market for new speakers.

"Dear God, stay away from her. If you two ever decided to breed, evil would truly walk the earth." -- Miss Perky to Patrick when she sees that he knows Kat.

"Who knocked up your sister?" Patrick to Kat when he sees Bianca wearing the "belly"

"What if you have a concussion? My dog went to sleep with a concussion and woke up a vegetable. Not that I could tell the difference..." -- Patrick to Kat after she knocks her head dancing on the table.

"Just because you're beautiful, doesn't mean you can treat people like they don't matter." -- Camerone

"She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns . That's a direct quote." -- Camerone telling Patrick what Kat said about him. This is after he didn't let her kiss him . . . just go watch the movie.

"Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties." -- Kat to Patrick

"Flog me." -- Patrick

(Kat is listing off the rumors about Patrick and he's denying them all, and other sweet stuff):

KAT: State trooper?
PATRICK: Fallacy.
KAT: The duck?
PATRICK: Hearsay.
KAT: I know the porn career's a lie.
[He shuts off the car and turns to her.]
PATRICK: Do you?
[He kisses her neck. It tickles. She laughs.]
KAT: Tell me something true.
PATRICK: I hate peas.
KAT: No -- something real. Something no one else knows.
PATRICK (in-between kisses): You're sweet. And sexy. And completely hot for me.

"Oh, honey -- tell me we haven't progressed to full-on hallucinations." – Kat to Mandella

"That's where I was last year. She'd never lived alone -- my grandfather died -- I stayed with her. I wasn't in jail, I don't know Marilyn Manson, and I've never slept with a Spice Girl. I spent a year sitting next to my grandma on the couch watching Wheel of Fortune. End of story." – Patrick

"Really? What was it like? A down payment now, then a bonus for sleeping with me?" – Kat. Seething. It's a beautiful moment.

WALTER: Was that your sister?
KAT: Yeah. She left with some bikers Big ones. Full of sperm.

KAT: A Fender Strat. You bought this?
PATRICK: I thought you could use it. When you start your band.
[She doesn't answer, but hides a smile, so he walks closer.]
PATRICK: (continuing)Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.
KAT: Is that right?
PATRICK: Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for her.
[Blushes and looks down.]
PATRICK: (continuing)You know -- it's not every day you find a girl who'll flash her tits to get you out of detention.

"What is that line you use? Ah, yes, once upon a time . . .there was a little girl who loved her father very much" -- Grand Dame

GUSTAVE: You look like a girl!
DANIELLE: That's because I am, half-wit!

QUEEN MARIE: But he does not love her.
KING FRANCIS: It's not about love.
QUEEN MARIE: Perhaps it should be.

DANIELLE: Forgive me your highness, I did not see you.
PRINCE HENRY: Your aim would suggest otherwise. (This is after Danielle pegs apples or pears at him.

"Why don't you sleep with the pigs, cindersoot, if you insist on smelling like one?" -- Marguerite

"I fear, bariness, anything larger will make her fall over." -- Jeweller

"I am just a servant in a dress." -- Danielle

"Prince Henry is suffering from an arranged marriage . . . among other things." -- Palace Guard

"He is not property at all you ill favored tub of guts!" -- Danielle

"I will simply deny you the crown and live . . . forever!" -- King Francis. He says this in the most hilarious manner.

"He's your son!" -- King Francis to Queen Marie about Prince Henry

"Choose wisely Henry. Divorce is only something they do in England." -- Queen Marie

"You said only God can and should walk on water. Well I tripped over an angel!" -- Leonardo da Vinci

HENRY: How do you do it?
DANIELLE: What?
HENRY: Live each day with this kind of passion. Isn't it exausting?!
DANIELLE: Only when I'm around you.

"I would rather die a thosand deaths than see my mother's dress on that spoiled selfish cow!" -- Danielle

"Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!" -- Leonardo da Vinci. This is the funniest line in the whole movie. It's so great.

"How can anyone love a pebble in their shoe?" -- Rodmilla. Such cruelty.

"Although Danielle and the prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentelmen, is that they lived" -- The Narrator.

"I had hoped to present a little angel but I suppose you'll have to do." Auguste de Barbarac

"It's tradition. He always waves at the gate." -- Danielle

"I wish only to be free of my gilded cage." -- Prince Henry

"Nothing is final until you're dead and even then, I'm sure God negotiates." -- The Baroness

PRINCE HENRY: You said it was a matter of life and death.
LEONARDO DA VINCI: A woman always is.

"Remember, you are nobility. You look down for no-one." -- Gustave

"A servant is not a thief, Sire, and those who are cannot help themselves. If you suffer your people to be ill-educated and their manners corrupted from infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them?" -- Danielle

"Unbelievable. She ignores the manor, blames me and the staff for her debt and still pretends to have money to burn." -- Danielle

"You cannot leave everything in the hands of Fate, boy; she's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand." -- Leonardo da Vinci

"Looks like rain." -- Leonardo da Vinci

"Now, let’s say God puts two people on the earth and they’re lucky enough to find each other . . .and one of them gets struck by lightning. Then what? Is that all? Or, perchance, say you meet somebody new and marry all over again? Was it the second lady you were supposed to be with or was it the first? And, if so, when the two of them were walking side by side and they were both the one for you and you just happened to meet the first one first . . .or was the second one supposed to be first?" -- Prince Henry

"You have everything, yet the world holds no joy." -- Danielle

DANIELLE: That's not fair, Sire, you have found my weakness and I have yet to learn yours.
PRINCE HENRY: I thought it was quite obvious.

"I could no sooner choose a favorite star in the heavens." -- Danielle (when asked to choose a book out of a huge library)

"You swim, you climb trees, you rescue servants . . .is there anything you cannot do?" -- Prince Henry

"Why is it men never ask for directions?" -- Danielle

"Who are you and what have you done with my son?" -- King Francis

"You have two hands. Make it yourself." -- Danielle

"Consider carefully, Danielle. Your father’s book or your mother’s shoes . . .though neither will save you from a sound lashing." -- The Baroness

"Oh, wonderful! I was beginning to think she was a ghost." -- Queen Marie

"Why did you have to be so wonderful?" -- Danielle

"And I feel as if my skin is the only thing keeping me from going everywhere at once!" -- Prince Henry

QUEEN MARIE: It is a strong woman who keeps her wits about her with you trying to steal her heart.
PRINCE HENRY: Yes, and what a clumsy thief I turned out to be.

"For once in your life, man, be bold!" Maurice

DANIELLE: A bird may love a fish, Signor, but where would they live?
LEONARDO DA VINCI: Then, I shall have to make you wings.

"When you’re as old as me, boy, now is all you have." -- Leonardo da Vinci

"Breathe, just breathe." -- Danielle

LEONARDO DA VINCI: I know that a life without love is no life at all.
PRINCE HENRY: And love without trust, what of that?

"Men are so fickle. One moment they’re spouting sonnets, and the next you’re back to being the hired help." -- The Baroness

"I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love. But, I would feel like a king if you, Danielle de Barbarac, would be my wife." -- Prince Henry

"How was I to know he’d come flying out the side door? He was supposed to be getting married!" -- Jacqueline

"Of course not Mother, I’m only here for the food." -- Jacqueline

"All I would ask, Your Majesties, is that you bestow upon her the same courtesy she showed me." -- Danielle

"Marguerite, I don't believe you've met . . .my wife." -- Prince Henry

"I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment and never think of you again. But you, I am certain, will think of me every day for the rest of your life." -- Danielle

"I must say, Leonardo, for an artist of your talent . . .it doesn't look a thing like her." -- Prince Henry

DANIELLE: You, sir, are supposed to be charming.
PRINCE HENRY: And we, Princess, are supposed to live happily ever after.
DANIELLE: Says who?
PRINCE HENRY: You know what? I don't know.