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Can't Hardly Wait Quotes
10.It has really cool music underlying all of the scenes, non-stop.
9. Seth Green is a wigga (hee hee hee).
8. The bathroom scene (hee hee hee).
7. It takes place at a huge party.
6. Everybody hates Melissa Joan Hart.
5. It has the coolest beginning.
4. One of the guys in the back stole everything (including a police car).
3. How in the beginning, they gave you the stats. on all the main characters, including their favorite quotes.
2. The captionings in the end. ("ten minutes later they found a bathroom and got back together")
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I LOVE THIS MOVIE. . .
1. It co-stars SETH GREEN and ETHAN EMBRY, the coolest actors ever.
And now the KWOTES!
Before you start, I just wanted to apologize about the number of quotes here. I have to re-watch the movie sometime and write down more. I know a lot, but they're all paraphrased and stuff.
"I can't feel my legs! I have no legs!!!!"
"Would you like to touch my penis?"
"That patch of sky right there is like a super highway for UFO activity."
"Ok, I do not think she's prettier than Gwenyth."
"You're all sheep. Baaaaaahhhhhh."
"Nobody drink the beer! The beer has gone bad!"
"Cuz there's a super-mad honey downstairs just waitin' for me."
"Oh Jason, let's never fight again."
"I am a sex machine. Sex machine."
"Well that's in there too. . . but what it's really about. . ."
"Any last minute words of advice?"
"Well, look, it aint' my fault you be lackin' da flava'!"
". . . what is there a mission to the moon later? . . ."
"Fag!"
" . . . so when was that anyway? . . . oh, that was this morning, at graduation . . ."
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| . . . since May 8, 2000 |