Kwotes(in general)

"The best things in life come in three's, like friends, dreams, and memories"

"Don't take shit from anyone." -- Billy Joel

"What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?" -- Dan's shirt

"The statistics on sanity are that one in every three Americans suffer from some type of mental illness. Think of your two best friends; if they are okay, then it's you." -- Rita Mae Brown

"Some people care too much. I think it's called love." -- AA Milne

"I may have to rise, but I'll be damned if I have to shine."

"Dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never e hurt, sing like no one's listening, live like it's heaven on earth." -- William Perky

"Are Teresa's cookies bigger than mine?" -- Tabitha. Or something to that effect.

"It's Santa's younger, slightly slimmer . . . husband . . ." -- Me. I meant to say cousin but I was thinking of something else.

"People change and forget to tell each other." -- Hellman

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner

"Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick!" -- Homer Simpson

"Dear God, please don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things." -- Mermaids

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so would an 80 pound carrot." -- Paul Ruebens

"They keep saying the right personw ill coe along, I think mine got hit by a truck."

"Where I go, I just don't know; I've gotta, gotta, got to take it slow." -- Red Hot Chili Peppers (Soul To Squeeze)

"The world becomes quite dark when you realize that the only person who can stop you from crying is the one who is making you cry."

"I just don't understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes . . ." -- Everclear

"I know, I know, for sure, that life is beautiful around the world." -- Red Hot Chili Peppers (Around the World)

"'Twas not my ear you whispered into but my heart. 'Twas not my lips you kissed, but my soul." -- Judy Garland

"I give Teresa Joe Ramienski's soul. *signed*" -- Sean Loman

"I've had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games." -- Incubus (Pardon Me)

"I'm not prejudice, I just hate all people." -- Misanthropes around the world

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself -- and you are the easiest person to fool. -- Richard Phillips Feynman

"Don't treat me like a woman; Don't treat me like a man; don't treat me like you know me, treat me for just who and what I am." -- Chyna's theme song

"hell i don't care if the fans rip my shirt off, they're the ones that put it there"-Elvis

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done. -- Cullen Hightower

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult the calendar. -- Robert Brault

"In my head the flesh seems thicker" -- Ana's Song by Silverchair

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. -- Henry Boye

It is wise to direct your anger towards problems -- not people; to focus your energies on answers -- not excuses. -- William Arthur Ward

"Don't say you love me if you don't mean it; don't say you love me if you do. Just show me." -- Guess

It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future, and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. -- Jim James Alonzo Bishop

I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true. -- Truman Capote

"I feel dirty now." -- No comment

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room. -- Anita Koddick

Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things. -- Ray Douglas Bradbury

We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. -- Luciano De Crescenzo

If you keep on doing what you've always done, you'll keep on getting what you've always got. -- W. L. Bateman

"I want you I need you oh baby oh baby" -- Ten Things I Hate About You

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. -- Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson

"Penii"

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. -- John R. Wooden

I will love the light for it shows me the way, Yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. -- Og Mandino

"There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." -- Niels Henrik David Bohr

"Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." -- Erica Mann Jong

"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" ~ Unknown

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." ~ Unknown

"If you don't like the world as it is - change your attitude." -- Anonymous

"The only wrong thing would be to deny What your heart truly feels" -- The Mask of Zorro

"You will see a lot of things, But they will mean nothing to you If you lose sight of the thing you love." -- At First Sight

"If you love someone you say it...You say it right then, out loud...Or the moment just passes you by." -- My Best Friend's Wedding

"I would rather have had
One breath of her hair,
One kiss from her mouth,
One touch of her hand,
Than eternity without it. One!" -- Nicholas Cage "City of Angels"

"I love you without knowing, How, why,or even from where" -- Robin Williams in "Patch Adams"

"A life without love, is no life at all" -- Ever After

"If he's the right man for you, You can't just let him slip on by." -- The Butcher's Wife

"Fate exists but it can only take you so far, Because once you're there It's up to you to make it happen." -- Can't ardly Wait

"The only feeling of real loss, is when you love someone more than you love your self." -- Good Will Hunting

"Today is the last day of the past." --- Boris Yeltsin

"Experience, which destroys innocence, also leads one back to it." --- James Baldwin (this guy shoes up a coupla times, doesn't he??)

"What's done cannot be undone."-- Shakespeare (Macbeth)

"A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has a better lawyer." --- Robert Frost

"It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you." --- Dick Cheney "The aim of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it." --- William James

"Go for the moon. I fyou don't get it, you'll still be heading for a star." --- Willis Reed

"To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives you meaning in life." --- Paula Brownlee

"Fuck off" --- Jessie Billingsley

"For better or worse, nothign works out as you planned it." --- Jessie Billingesly

"Be sincere, be brief, be seated." --- Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Speech was made to open man to man, not to hide him." --- David Lloyd

"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces." --- Maureen Murphy

"Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most." --- Proverb (Hey James, Chris, Megan, Dan, all of you who borrow money [or in some cases take])

"Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure" --- Thomas A. Edison

"Fiction and reality are two different truths." --- Unknown

"You're not dumb... you're just... disorientd." --- Irene Liu

"Fucking you is strange. . ." --- "STITCHES" by Orgy

"Age and time are nothing but numbers humans have created to seperate their lives into meaningless fractions so they feel in control." --- Unknown

"Laugh at yourself before anyone else can." --- Elsa Maxwell

"THOU SHALT NOT STEAL" --- God

"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you. One to slander you and the other to get the news to you." --- Mark Twain

"Originality is simply the art of confining your sources." --- Unknown

"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother." --- Theodore M. Hesburg

"In Hong Kong, you would already be dead." --- Lethal Weapon 4 Jet Li

"They say nobody's perfect, so if you find yourself a nobody, then you're perfect." --- Unknown

"Men and pantyhose are alike in many ways; they both either cling to you, run, or dont' fit right at the crotch" --- Unknown

"Tell me why, I can't be there where you are. . . There's somethign missing in my heart." --- Show me the Meaning of Being Lonely by BSB

"God made coke,
God made Pepsi,
God made BSB,
Oh so sexy,
God made rivers,
God made lakes,
God made Justin Tim. . .
we all make MISTAKES." -- Unknown

"Like an anorexia love. . ." --- "Ana's Song (Open Fire)" Silverchair

"Maybe we dont' wanna live in a world where our innosence is so short. . ." --- "Anthem for the year 2000" Silverchair

"Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus,
The latter has a brain,
The other just a penis." ---- MOI (aren't I a smart one??)

"Just tell him to go fuck a toilet." --- Megan Leiser

"Laugh, life's too damn short not to." --- Me (this is my motto)

"The police are not here to create disorder, they are here to preserve disorder." -- Mayor Daley

"The president has kept all the propmises he intended to keep." --- George Stephanopolous

"Misery loves company and we need some company." --- Ron Wilson

"Don't look back, something may be gaining on you" --- Satchel Paige

"If it seems too good to be true, it probably is." --- Meg Cybulski

"Everyone has their place in the world,
If only we all knew where to go." --- Me

"El tigre esta en mi pantalones" --- Donny Wack (??)

"I know he loves me, but I want him to like me." --- the little girl from Doctor Doolittle

"Hey, I'm all up for good conversation, but would you mind just SHUTTING UP for a minute back there?" --- Bruce Willis in THE FIFTH ELEMENT

"I did it all for the NOOKIE" --- "Nookie" Limp Bizkit

"I believe in hot fudge sundaes." --- Officer from "ESCAPE FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN" on Disney

"Yeah." --- BJ (Jake Elliot)'s only line in BRINK

"I think that if everybody got a hug a day, there wouldn't be evil people." --- Me

"Er?" --- Becky Jackson when I asked what she was doing as she held out her fingers towards each other. . .

"They're screwing under the platforms." --- TECH

"Oh my God, it is a soap opera, she's in a coma." --- Megan while watching PASSIONS

"Stay out of this." --- Kane (it's the only thing I've ever heard him say, Ellery says he's said more. . .)

"Up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down..." --- baywatch (hehehehehe....)

"No sex in the champagne room." --- Chris Rock
"Well, this ain't the champagne room, now is it?" --- Me @ tech

"Like, you know, cuz like, yeah." --- Britney Smears (This is just to prove she doesn't know how to talk)

"It's your lucky day sexy, I be back." --- Chris Wack (I own everything but his kidneys)

"Cuz I be chillin' in my crib down in the ghettos w/ my homie G's yo" --- HAHAHAHA

"'Sup dawg?" --- (with a Southern *twang*) Chris Wack

"You saw my picture on the Backstreet'sBack, ALRIGHT!" --- "Dont' want You Back" BSB

"Yah, I listen to the Backstreet Boys." --- some random guy that sat next to me @ the breakfast before PSAT's

"Don't make me pull out my spiking skills on you." --- Hehehe...

"GREAT GUGAMUGA" --- Mr. Washek

"Please sir, I'd like some more." --- Oliver (I know it's random)

"If all else fails, pull the plug." --- Moi

"AMERICAN Chinese foood. "--- Me

"As you wish...." --- that guy w/ the nice lips in Princess Bride I think I might've paraphrased what he said though. I can't remember

"My name is [insert that really long Spanish name I'm too dumb to remember] you killed my father, prepare to die. My name is [insert that really long Spanish name I'm too dumb to remember] you killed my father, prepare to die. My name is [insert that really long Spanish name I'm too dumb to remember] you killed my father, prepare to die. My name is [insert that really long Spanish name I'm too dumb to remember] you killed my father, prepare to die. My name is [insert that really long Spanish name I'm too dumb to remember] you killed my father, prepare to die." --- That Spanish guy w/ the name I dont' remember from Princess Bride

"Looks like that girl's got her foot stuck in the chair." --- I'm not gonna comment. (Megan, Laura, Stephanie, Chris, SHUT UP)

"This is ridiculously easy."
"Life is like a horny elf. Short and hard."
"Well damn."
"Giant monkey penis!"
"With few exceptions, poetry that doesn't rhyme is stupid. If the poet couldn't take the time to make it rhyme, why should I take the time to read it?"
"Just because I'm cooler than you doesn't give you the right to be jealous."
"Damn... how's come I'm such a BEAST?" ~Chris Wack, my lover, and by the way, I own his ass... it's a great ass.

"I don't wanna lose a friend, but I wanna know the truth." -- Megan Leiser

"Brian wears Tommy Hilfiger underwear!" -- Teresa Tung

"No," -- "T.T." To "AJ"

"Teresa's on crack" -- "AJ"

"People who fight fire with fire will turn to ashes" -- I forget

"I believe every mom has a dream. . .I believe I'll have another beer." -- Robin Smith

"Where am I going, and when I get there, will some one please tell me?" -- Alec Tash (don't ask why I have his quote here)

"Without pain there is no need for life." -- a friend of Dennis named Hallie

"To make the best of yourself, you take away the pain of being a man." -- Dr. Johnson

"A friend will stand by you, and stay there come what may. A friend knows you're not erfect, but loves you anyway." -- Ken Brown

"A true friend will stab you in the front." -- hee hee, I dunno, too many people say it

"Life is but a mindless journey towards nothing" -- "D" ??? ( I dunno, Dennis wrote this in my book)

"You can suck my dick and fucking like it." -- Johnathon Davis of KoRn (Dennis wrote this one in as well, and I thought it was funnie)

"Man,, these Spandex things bunch up when I put 'em on." -- Nick Carter (yah yah, BSB)

"Welcome to Mr. Roge's neighborhood, sorry Mr. Rogers can't be here." -- AJ McLean (yah, yah, more BSB)

"Oh my Brian." -- Teresa "Sally" Tung

"Pectoral muscles!!!" -- Teresa "Sally" Tung (woo hoo!!)

"I love Jenn." -- Robin Smith (while he was going out with Jenn, maybe I shouldn't put this one up. . .)

"A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with weed is better." -- Bryanna

"Fall seven times, stand up eight." -- Japanese Proverb (grr)

"I want Jenn. Just to let you know." -- Robin Smith (same deal w/ the other quote, I should take it off)

"Jenni s hot. She's got a nice butt!" -- Robin Smith (see above paranthesees)

"DeAnna is getting horny!" -- Amy (*lmao*)

"Go away, I want a divorice!!" -- AJ McLean (yah yah, BSB)

"Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up." -- Robert Frost

"Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes." -- Antisthenes

"When there is a hill to climb, don't think that waiting will make it smaller." -- Anonymous

"The world is round, and the place that seems like the end may also be the beginning." -- Unknown

"The world is round, and the place that seems like the future may be the place you meet the past." -- My improvision on the previous quote

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising everytime we fall." -- Confucious

"Life's a gift; the kind you wished came with a reciept so you can at least get store credit." -- Teresa (me) Tung

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing." -- Anonymous

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -- Ralph waldo Emerson

"You can't direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails." -- Anonymous

"For all your days prepare, and meet them all alike. When you're the anvil, bear; when you're the hammer, strike." -- Edwin Markham

"One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions." -- Oliver W. Holmes

"You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself." -- Harry Firestone

"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -- Ghandi

"Without struggle, there can be no progress." -- Fredrick Douglas

"Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -- George Santayana

"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so." -- David Grayson (so true)

"The only way to have a friend is to be one." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (the only way to be my friend is to SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!! Ha ha, naw, this is a good quote)

"It's always too early to quit." -- Norman Vincent Peals

"A journey with a thousand miles begins with a single step." -- Confucious

"We never know the worth of the water 'till the well is dry." -- Proverb

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours; if it doesn't, it never was in the first place." -- Anonymous

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -- Ghandi

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." -- Will Rogers

"An expert at anythign was once a beginner." -- Hayes

"When a man points a finger at someone else, he shold remember that three of his fingers are pointing at himself!!" -- Anonymous

" 'It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved' my ass." Teresa Tung (I really don't believe in that)

"The only people that can really hurt me are those I would never hurt." -- Teresa Tung (this quote makes me sound intellectual, doesn't it?)

"People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." -- Unknown

"The hero lies in you." -- Mariah Carey

"There can be miracles, when you believe." Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey

"God made coke, God made Pepsi, God made BSB, oh so sexy; God made rivers, God made lakes, God made Justin Tim. . . We all make mistakes." -- Unknown (I luv this one)

"Why do i have to die. R-R-Robin's a sidekick and he doesn't have to die. In fact he gets paid. Why dont i get paid. I wanna get paid. And i don't wan-" -- Spatula AKA Ian Brown in the infamous skit, Spamman

"There's a sucker born every minute." -- P.T. Barnum "And well. . . you're all here" -- Ian Brown's add on

"It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on" -- Tamara (Tami) Parker

"You may take our lives, but you shall never take our freedom!" --Mel Gibson

"You may take our freedom, uh, oops, but you shall never take our, um, bravery!" -- Spatula (Ian Brown)

"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end." --Semi Sonic

"Image is nothing." -- Sprite

"The past is history, the future's a mystery, and the present is a gift"-- 90210 (yes the show, amazing isn't it? Something interesting actually came out of that. . .)

"And you can cry, ain't no shame in it." -- "Just the Two of Us" bye Will Smith

"Japan, for the love of God, Jpan! Who lives in Japan but the Japanese?" -- Joy Sternfeld

"US components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!!" -- Russian Guy from "Armaggedon"

"Chickity China, the chinese chicken; you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' " -- Barenaked Ladies

"The only ideas that will work for you are the ones you put to work" --?

"I really don't feel I'd be walking around, much less making movies if it weren't for God." -- Brad Renfro

"Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers italian, and all is organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and all is rganized by the Italians." --?

"I think that's why God gae me the gift to sing. So I can bless otehr epeople's lives" -- Brian Littrell (yah, yah, I know, it should go under Backstreet Quotes, but it was in my quotes book, and I'm just copying everything really fast)

"You put water in a cup, it becomes a cup, you put it in a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. The water can flow, and it can crash. Be the water, my friend." --Bruce Lee

"If we hold on together, I know our dreams will never die." -- Diana Ross

"I have a dream." -- Martin Luther King Jr.

"A lot of work, a lot of fun, and sometimes a little lonely." -- (yes, another BSB quote, sowwie)

"Roll with it." -- Backstreet Boys

"Challenges make you discover things about yourself that you never really knew." -- Cicely Tyson

"Friends + Laughter = lots of joy." -- ??

"Age and time are nothing but figures and numbers humans have created to divide their lives into meaningless fractions. That's why it doesn't matter if he's twenty-four, damnit. Seriously speaking, I don't believe in age and time, they'renothing but figures and number humans. . ." -- Teresa Tung (me)

"Now that I've got everyone's attention, what am I going to say?" -- Madonna

"People who say that money is the root of all evil, they have never been poor." -- Everclear

"Don't go chasing waterfalls." -- TLC

"Hakuna Matata." -- Timon & Pumba

"I did not have sexual relations with tthat woman." -- Mr. President Bill Clinton Sir

"losing is the same as winning, only with fewwer points." -- Keith Van Horn

""I woke up at noon and I'm still tired. I think I'll go to Starbucks and get a Frapaccino!" -- some guy on a Comedy Central special who was really funnie, that eventually evolved into a big thing between me and Rachel Smar

"When will my reflection show, who I am inside?" -- Disney's "Mulan"

"And ooh ain't no pain like from the opposite sex, gonna hurt bad, but don't take it out on the next, son." -- Will Smith

"It's the simple things that make life so right." -- Milkfuls

"One at a time." -- CVS

"We take everyday like it's our last." -- Nick Carter (yes, another BSB quote)

"It's a natural high looking out into the audience." -- Howie Dorough (sowwie, another)

"Shop until I can't fit anymore bags into my car." -- AJ McLean (ANOTHER!!)

"Foil is much better than saram wrap. If I had wrapped platters with saram wrap, I wouldn't be as hostess where I am today." -- Megan Leiser (however, this was an old quote, and Megan is no longer a hostess, but sick of popcorn and working at the movie theater)

"All men are created equal. . . All women are created better." -- Teresa Tung (me, hi Meg, hi Mr. Nutter, ha ha ha; lemme laugh again ha ha ha ha)

"MmmBop, I got clean socks; MmmBop, Clorox Rox." -- BSB version of Hanson (hee hee)

"Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards." ~ ? (hmm. . . BSB, aim for Q first, then jump Brian and tackle him to the ground. . . ooh, nice thought, ha ha, eew, not i sound like a perv)

"Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?"~ ?

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"Sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin

"A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can." -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (1533-1592), French essayist

"It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult." -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4BC?-AD 65), Roman Stoic philosopher, writer, tutor

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age." -- Jeanne Moreau (b. 1928)

"The outer conditions of a person's life will always be found to reflect their inner beliefs." -- James Lane Allen (1849-1923), American-born writer, author

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." -- William Makepeace Thackeray (1811-1863)

"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." -- Sam Ewing

"It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation." -- Herman Melville (1819-1891), American writer

"It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong." -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882), American writer

"When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally." -- Lao-Tzu (6th century B.C.), Legendary Chinese philosopher

"Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go." -- William Feather (1897-1962), American writer

"That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of being false" -- Paul Ambroise Valery (1871-1945), French Poet

"Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever." - Unknown

"Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced." -- James Arthur Baldwin

"Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." --Thomas Alva Edison

"Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently."-- Henry Ford

"All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates."-- Woody Allen

"You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in tormentif you don't trust enough." -- Frank H. Crane

"You better Enjoy livin baby,cause dying is a pain in the ass." -- Frank Sinatra

"One isn't necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential.Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency.We can't be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest." -- Maya Angelou

"I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to." -- Jimi Hendrix (this is one of my fav quotes)

"To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have". --Ken S. Keyes, Jr.

"SMOKING KILLS, AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE." -Anti-smoking spokesperson Brooke Shields

"THE PRESIDENT HAS KEPT ALL OF THE PROMISES HE INTENDED TO KEEP." -Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

"THE POLICE ARE NOT HERE TO CREATE DISORDER, THEY'RE HERE TO PRESERVE DISORDER." -Former Chicago mayor Daley during the infamous 1968 convention

"TRADITIONALLY, MOST OF AUSTRALIA'S IMPORTS COME FROM OVERSEAS." -Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"THE STREETS ARE SAFE IN PHILADELPHIA, IT'S ONLY THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE THEM UNSAFE." -Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo

"IT IS BAD LUCK TO BE SUPERSTITIOUS." -Andrew Mathis

"I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME REPORTERS PAWING THROUGH OUR PAPERS. WE ARE THE PRESIDENT." -Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents

"WHEN MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE THROWN OUT OF WORK, UNEMPLOYMENT RESULTS."-Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge

"CHINA IS A BIG COUNTRY, INHABITED BY MANY CHINESE."> > -Former French President Charles De Gaulle

"THE LOSS OF LIFE WILL BE IRREPLACEABLE."> > -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the San Francisco earthquake

"THINGS ARE MORE LIKE THEY ARE NOW THAN THEY EVER WERE BEFORE."-Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A BILLION HERE, A BILLION THERE, SOONER OR LATER IT ADDS UP TO REAL> > MONEY." -Everett Dirksen

"A VERBAL CONTRACT ISN'T WORTH THE PAPER IT'S WRITTEN ON."> > -Samuel Goldwyn

"HALF THIS GAME IS NINETY PERCENT MENTAL."- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark

"WITHOUT CENSORSHIP, THINGS CAN GET TERRIBLY CONFUSED IN THE PUBLIC MIND."-General William Westmoreland

"I LOVE CALIFORNIA. I PRACTICALLY GREW UP IN PHOENIX." -Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle