Reviews of Movies in Theatre Or On Video Released in 2000

All movies Are Rated out of 5 Stars (* being the shittiest, ***** being kickass)

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The Beach

Wells - "...if your a guy, you will enjoy all the dope smokin, chick bangin, action..."

Down To You

Wells - "Of course, being in a theater full of girls, there are a lot of things a guy can't do"

Final Destination

Wells - "But c'mon, the bus one had EVERYONE shocked, and I'm not ashamed to say, laughing"

Mission to Mars

Wells - "I felt like I was at Epcot Center on the ride 'It's a small world'"

Qureshi - "The laughs in the theater were not imaginary when the alien starts crying"

Pitch Black

Wells - "Seeing movies while being wasted seems to be a new 'fad' in my life... "

Reindeer Games

Qureshi - "There was a cheesy stink allover this film..."

Romeo Must Die

Wells - "Chan over Jet Li easily..."

Scream 3

Wells - "Lets see, fuck you all, I am going to lay out all the spoilers!"

Qureshi - "It is absolutely IMPOSSIBLE to guess who ghostface is this time around"

Supernova

Wells - "Employee #1: The crowd is not into this, I say we replace it with Chill Factor"

What Planet Are You From?

Wells - "...I guess some people were expecting a few 'sperm' and 'pussy' jokes..."

The Whole Nine Yards

Wells - "She has a nice set of hooters too..."