RJ: This should be interesting. The backlash has arrived, and Rain looks to prove their dominance in this submission match against the monster of a man, Rampage.

Simeon: An intangible against a force of nature. This will be great.

Walter: What? Let's just go to Susan Phelps for introductions.

("Welcome to The Jungle" by Guns and Roses plays)

Susan: Making his way down the aisle at this time, accompanied by members of Backlash, Bronx and Tru Soldier, he is RAIN!!!

(crowd cheers)

("Fuel" by Mettalica" plays)

Susan: Now on his way to the ring, in excess of seven feet and four hundred pounds, he is Rampage!!!

(crowd boos)

Simeon: I can tell you that neither of these men are real submission experts. Watching these two try to make the other give up should be great.

Walter: I actually agree with you Simeon. Are those horse steps I hear?

RJ: 4 Horsemen are another fed, Ulridge, but cute joke, nonetheless.

Walter: Rain is not a short man, but Rampage has a whole foot on him. Rampage just slamming an elbow into Rain's forehead! Rain stumbles back into the corner. Rampage moves toward him, but Rain gives a big boot to Rampage's face. Nothing! Rain goes for the boot again! Nothing! Rampage picks him up and just slams him into the ground! Rain scuttles back to the corner.

RJ: Rain needs to think of a good strategy. This Backlash group could really help him out in a match like this.

Simeon: Did they hear you? Look at Tru Soldier trying to distract Rampage!

Walter: Tru doing just that. Rain gets up and delivers a dropkick to Rampage's knee from behind. Rampage down to his knees! Rain backs up against the ropes, delivers a drop kick to the back of Rampage's head! Rampage down! Rain has Rampage down!

RJ: Rain is taking advantage of the situation. He's crossing Rampage's legs and, it looks like he's getting him locked up for the surfboard! Yes! He rocks back to the vertical surfboard.

Simeon: He has to be careful here. The one way to make a surfboard more effective is to drop on your back, but with a man like Rampage - OH NO! He fell on his back! He's holding Rampage up! Oh my god, he has Rampage in the horizontal - Nope! The Rain splattered underneath Rampage.

RJ: Rain is in trouble. I can only think of one way out of this and he would need a little movement in his arms to work.

Walter: Rain apparantly going fo a different approach. He's barely moving, but he got his leg out from underneath the giant of a man. And now- Ooooh. Nut shot on Rampage. Rampage finally rolls off of Rain.

RJ: Rampage on the ground, rolling in pain from the groin shot. Rain rolls out to the floor to catch his breath. Rain clutching his chest as Backlash gives him some counseling.

Walter: Rain rolls back in with a smirk on his face, apparantly with some good advice from backlash.

Simeon: With Rampage on the ground, he can do just about anything. Question is, what did they say.

RJ: Duh! Oh my god! Rain gives Rampage another nut kick! Now a running nut kick! And now he's just stomping Rampage's groin!

Walter: Well, we said neither of these men are submission wrestlers. Rampage seems to have passed out from the pain. He must have taken 12 nut shots from Rain. I think he was too busy thinking about the pain to tap out. Now Rain's in a quandry. How to win when the other guy can't quit.

Simeon: Simple. Watch this. He's putting the camel clutch on. Why the camel clutch? He's right by Rampage's arms.

RJ: I think Simeon's right. He's using Rampage's limp arm to tap out! No! Rampage resists! He came too already! He has to be in emmense pain!

Walter: Rampage powering his way out of the Camel Clutch. Rain gets right on him and puts on - is that the figure four?

Simeon: Kind of looks like it, but not quite.

RJ: Rain lays back, and - Both men are in pain! Rain tried for the figure four but he got it wrong! Neither man can get out of the hold! Backlash trying to get in, but both men tap out! Rain couldn't hold it in for another minute.

Walter: Both men tapped out of the botched figure four. Rain can't release the hold! Backlash in there, trying to figure out what to do! Bronx stomping Rampage, but Tru Soldier's trying to untwist their legs. Finally a trainer comes out from the back.

Simeon: Hey, that's Mr Nutlick. He helped me when I got my toe stuck in my belly button.

RJ: Thomas Knoughtlich, our head trainer, coming out with a very long stretcher, rolling both Rain and Rampage onto it. Apparantly they are going to try to undo the hold in the back. Rampage passed out again from the pain and Rain is screaming.

Susan: The referree has informed me that, due to a double submission, this match has been declared a draw!

(On the ExtremeTron, FWO Owner, Michael Dupin, looks to be talking with two men. It is too dark to tell.)

Walter: Who was that!?

("Nookie" by LimpBizkit plays)

Susan: Coming down to the ring first, accompanied by his Backlash, BRONX!

(crowd cheers)

(America The Beautiful plays)

Susan: Now making his way to the ring, he is the FWO Atlantic champion, X-Patriate!

(Crowd cheers like little girls at a Backstreet Boys concert)

RJ: X-Patriate an established star in wrestling today. I understand he just captured IWF's TV title from an established legend, Gabriel.

Simeon: And he beat BTW's IC champ, Beerman in a non-title match

Walter: But let's not overlook Backlash. All three of these men are great talents. The whole Atlantic devision is really heating up. Bronx and X-Patriate shake hands to start off this match. X-Patriate starts off with a whip, NO! slams Bronx into a major clothesline that nearly took his head off! Bronx gets back up and smiles at X-Patriate. Bronx charges X-Patriate and just picks him up, slamming him into the turnbuckle! Bronx charges at X-Patriate! X-Patriate dives out of the way! Bronx catches hisself and leaps up onto the ropes, going up top! X-Patriate turns around! Bronx catches him in the XTreme DDT! Cover! 1-count! Good show by Bronx, though. Just too early for a cover.

RJ: Bronx is really surprising me here. Now he drops an elbow on the downed X-Patriate's knee. That knee has been a real source of trouble for X-Patriate for a few years now.

Simeon: Yeah, I remember seeing him at a local show a few years ago and his kneecap slipped to the side of his leg.

Walter: X-patriate getting up, putting all his weight on his right knee.

RJ: Where was this, Simeon?

Simeon: In St. Louis, at a MRW show. Notice he's always at those shows? Going home again.

RJ: Just when I think you're useless, you bring in new information.

Simeon: Just call me the dictionary

Walter: X-Patriate with a Russian leg sweep on Bronx.

RJ: Don't you mean an encyvlopedia?

Simeon: I'm not THAT smart.

Walter: Are you two done?! X-Patriate setting Bronx up for an inverted surfboard. He's got it on! Bronx rolling on the mat, trying to get out, but X-Patriate keeps shifting his weight to maintain balance.

RJ: But look at that! Tru Soldier is up there distracting the ref! Rain is in the ring, and he's got a bat!

Simeon: Baseball season already? Hey, Yankee Stadium is about 300 miles south!

Walter: Something else on his mind as Rain nails X-Patriate's left knee - his bad one - with the baseball bat. X-Patriate rolls off of Bronx and cradles his knee. Bronx up. Bronx picks up X-Patriate and takes him to the corner. Up top! Bronx forces the - yes, it's the Break-a-Way! Bronx covers! 1-2-3! Bronx wins, Bronx wins!

("Nookie" by LimpBizkit plays)

Susan: Your winner, and NEW FWO Atlantic champ, BRONX!

DMX vs. Scorpion

RJ: Coming up next is sure to be a great match. DMX just won the belt and is looking to prove he can hold it for a while. He's done nothing but impress and the man he beat for the title is good enough to be fighting for the World title later on.

Simeon: Yep, my man Max is kicking ass.

Walter: Yeah, but he got his ass kicked by DMX last week. Now that DMX is free from the New Beginning, he's looking to kick a little more.

Susan: This next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the FWO Intercontinental Championship!

(Li'l Kim's "Stop Bein' Greedy" plays)

Susan: Coming down the aisle first, the champion, DMX!

(crowd boos)

RJ: The champion looking great, having already competed earlier this night with former teammates in The New Beginning.

(Three Blind Otis' "Supernatural" plays)

Susan: Coming down to the ring at this time, the challenger, Scorpion!

(crowd cheers)

Simeon: Why do I keep expecting this guy to shoot a harpoon out of his hand?

RJ: Shut up! The match is starting.

Walter: Scorpion starts by going for a belly-to-belly suplex. Hits another one! DMX slips out before the third. Scorpion gets a headlock on DMX, facing forward. DMX shoves Scorpion into the turnbuckle. DMX rushes into Scorpion, smashing him against the turnbuckle! Scorpion, groggy, slides outside to catch some wind.

Simeon: This is great strategy by the arachnid.

RJ: Arachnid?

Simeon: Yeah, a scorpion is an arachnid, like a spider.

Walter: Will you two...

Simeon: What?

Walter: Never mind. The ref up to eight and Scorpion rolls back into the ring. DMX let Scorpion get his breath back, but makes up for that mistake by stomping Scorpion now. Some crowd commotion as Scorpion gets up and backs into the ropes. Big clothesline by Scorpion!

RJ: What are those fans looking at?

Simeon: Aurora Borealis?

RJ: At this time of year, in this region, centralized in this arena?

Simeon: Why not?

Walter: Because it's the Evil Enterprise coming down to ringside as Scorpion drops an elbow off the top rope onto DMX's chest. He goes for the pin! (1...2 - kick out!)

RJ: Only a two count. Way too early for Scorpion to go for the pin on someone with the skill of DMX. But why are Dupin and his stooges out here?

Simeon: I'll tell themn you called them stooges. Hey Michael!

Walter: Michael Dupin, CEO of FWO, now coming to our broadcast booth.

Simeon: Um, I didn't think you'd actually come over. Here, take a seat. Put on some cans.

Michael: Watch yourself, Simeon. I don't take kindly to kiss-ups.

Simeon: Oh, I'd never kiss up, Sir. Can I get you a soda?

Walter: Can I get back to calling the match?

RJ: You do that. I'll talk to Mr. Dupin.

Walter: DMX has control of this match. DMX whipping Scorpion into the ropes. Back body drop! Now he just sits drops down back onto Scorpion's chest! Original, unique, effective move!

RJ: So why have you come down here, Mr. Dupin?

Michael: Well, I DO run this company. I thought I should take a look at some hot young prospects.

Simeon: Couldn't you do that from backstage on a monitor?

Michael: Never undermine me, you little bastard!

RJ: Never mind him, Mr. Dupin. So, who do you like in this match?

Michael: Whoever wins. But I can't say I see a big future in FWO for Scorpion unless he starts showing a little bit more talent.

Walter: DMX paintbrushing Scorpion on the back of the head. Now Scorpion getting up. DMX whips him into the ropes again. DMX lowers his head. Scorpion caught him! This looks like - it could be - it IS! The Supernatural! Scorpion caught DMX and hit him with the finisher! Why won't the ref count?

Simeon: VP Paul is talking to him; that's why. Oh wait, Redman's in the ring.

Walter: Redman nails the ref from behind! Brutal!

Michael: What? Did something happen? I must have missed it.

Walter: Redman just wailing on Scorpion now. Wait - what's going on?

(the lights go out, making the arena completely dark. The fans are too stunned to even put on some lighters. A beam of pure white light about a foot wide hits the center of the match, widens to encompass the whole ring, and the narrows to nothing, making it competely dark again. Two seconds later the beam reappears, three feet wide, with a figure in the middle.

RJ: What's going on? That's a familiar effect, but - Michael, do you know anything about this?

Michael: I'm just going to sit back and watch, like all the fans are and like you should.

(the lights turn back on and Scorpion is getting up, as Redman leaves the ring and DMX is still down from The Supernatural)

Simeon: That's, that's Punisher! But X-Patriate already fought two matches tonight! Why is Punisher in there? Is he going to help Scorpion?

Walter: NO! He gives Scorpion the Punishment! He lays DMX over Scorpion as the ref comes to. Punisher is out of the ring.

(1...2...3!)

Michael: Excuse me, gentlemen.

Susan: Your winner, and STILL FWO Intercontinental Champion, DMX!

(Michael Dupin enters the arena, followed by Redman, VP Paul Trampe, and Punisher to personally award DMX the match and the belt, as "Master of Puppets" plays)

RJ: But, Paul Powers hates those guys!

Simeon: Maybe it's not him.

Walter: Face it Simeon, it looks JUST like him. X-Patriate sold out.

Simeon: I still don't know.

("Master of Puppets" plays. Owner/CEO, Michael Dupin, walks to the ring.)

Michael: Mr. Ulridge, Mr. Simeon. Leave the announce table, you're fired. You both suck at your jobs, so please welcome back, Gary Hobbs and Barry Simpson!!

(Hobbs and Simpson walk to the announce table. Simeon leaves without a fuss, but Walter does not. Michael calls for someone to get him out of there. Punisher makes his way to the ringside area, and takes Walter to the back. He then comes back out and gets into the ring.)

Michael: Well, it looks like Max and Brad are having a buddy of theirs be a special enforcer, well, I don't like that one bit. Punisher, my good man, you're going to be the second special enforcer. And since Bloodflow isn't here, he won't be the referee. Now bring out the pieces of trash!

(Shinja comes out and stands at the top of the ramp.)

Michael Duffer: The following contest is for the FWO World Heavyweight Championship. This will be the Ladder Match. Introducing first......

("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie plays. Max Danger walks to the ring.)

Duffer: The challenger, weighing in at 228 pounds, and standing 6 foot 0 inches tall. He hails from this very place, Augusta, Maine, and is being accompanied by Simeon. One-half of the FWO Tag Team Champions. He is...... "The Millennium" Max Danger!!

(Crowd Goes Completely Nuts)

Hobbs: God, it's great to be back.

("Blast" by Kid Rock plays. TME walks out onto the ramp wearing a pair of shades, and has the FWO World Title draped on his shoulder, black tights, with silver zig-zag pattern down the legs, with orange spirls. He walks to the ring. TME stops halfway down the ramp, and points to the entrance. A beautiful woman walks out.)

Duffer: Making his way to the ring. From the gambling capital of the world. He is 6 foot 5 inches tall, he weighs 220 pounds. He is the master of "The Showstopper". Is one-half of the FWO Tag Team Champions, and the current FWO World Heavyweight Champion of the World! "The Main Event" Brad Robinson, and accompanying him to the ring, Karissma.

(Crowd Cheers)

Hobbs: There's the bell. Max and TME lock up. TME whips Max into the ropes. He ducks the clothesline. Max ducks the backhand. TME ducks the spinning heel kick. Max ducks the crossbody block. Max goes to the ropes. Steps over TME, TME leap frogs Max, Max ducks the Superkick. TME goes to the ropes... backbody drop. NO!! TME landed on his feet! TME goes to the ropes again, Max leaps over the spear attempt. Asai Moonsault!! NO!! Max goes over TME! But he landed on his feet!! Hiptoss by TME.... NO! Max landed on his feet!! Max goes off the ropes. TME dodges the shoulder tackle. TME goes to the ropes. Max lifts TME into the air. TME holds onto Max's head with his legs. Max is going for the powerbomb! NO!! TME reverses it with a hurricanranna! TME goes to the ropes. SPINEBUSTER BY MAX!!! Max runs to the corner, jumps to the top.... SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! NO!!! STREET CAUGHT HIM!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! AMAZING ACTION!!! ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE!! Max and TME get up and the crow goes nuts. They smile at one another, and lock up once again. Max whips TME into the ropes. TME slides between Max's legs, then grabs his waist. GERMAN SUPLEX!!! NO!! MAX LANDED ON HIS FEET!!! Max runs to the topes. Hiptoss by TME. Max gets up, another hiptoss by TME. Max gets up again. Another hiptoss... NO!! Max blocked it! Max smacks TME in the stomach. Max lifts TME up for a powerbomb... NO!! TME WOULDN'T LET MAX DRIVE HIM TO THE MAT!!! DDT!! DDT BY TME!!! THIS IS FANTASTIC ACTION!!!

RJ: This is a great match and all, but I thought this was a Ladder match. Where's the ladder? I wanna see a ladder.

Hobbs: Max lifts himself up with the help of the ropes. TME charges him. Max flipped him to the floor. Max is climbing to the top turnbuckle.... OH MY GOD!! THE CARNAGE!!! MAX MISSED THE SUICIDE SENTON!!!! HE WENT RIGHT THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! HE'S BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!! TME is going to get the ladder.

RJ: It's about damn time!

Hobbs: It's great to see you again Ron. TME slides the ladder into the ring. But he's coming over to get Max. TME brings Max to his feet. TME whips Max into the steel steps...... NO!! Max reversed it! TME slams into the steps hard! Max picks TME up by his hair. TME is rolled into the ring. Max props the ladder up against the corner turnbuckles. MY GOD!!! MY GOD!!! OUTSIDER'S EDGE ONTO THE LADDER!!! TME IS IN SOME SERIOUS PAIN!!! Max jumps to the outside and gets another ladder out from under the ring and slides it into the ring. Max props it up in the opposite corner. TME is tossed into the ladder! Max throws into the other one too! TME is lying on the ladder. Max charges at him and leaps into the air. TME MOVED!! MAX NAILED THE LADDER, FULL FORCE!! Max falls to the mat. TME removes the ladder from the corner. Max gets up. TME CLOTHESLINED MAX WITH THE LADDER!!! TME sets up the ladder, he's going for the belt. Max is climbing up the other side. TME didn't get it lined up right, he's a few feet off. Max is three rungs higher than TME. HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!! "DANGEROUS!!!" MAX WITH THE "DANGEROUS" OFF THE LADDER!!! AND THEY LANDED ON THE OTHER LADDER!!! SIMPLY INCREDIBLE!!! MAX LEAPED OFF HIS SIDE, GRABBED TME'S WAIST AND POWERBOMBED HIM ONTO THE OTHER LADDER!!! BUT BOTH MEN ARE HURTING!!!

RJ: How the hell did he do that!? There's no way! Hobbs: Max gets to his feet, and rolls to the outside. He's setting up in the corner of the steel guardrail. Max drags TME to the ring apron. TME's punching away at Max. TME picks up Max! RUNNING POWERBOMB!! RUNNING POWERBOMB OFF THE RING APRON AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! MY GOD, THIS IS OUTSTANDING!!! BOTH MEN ARE GIVING IT THEIR ALL!! TME sets up another table right beside the ring. He slides into the ring and sets up a ladder right beside the ropes. TME goes back outside. He puts Max on the table. TME is climbing the ladder. He's taking too much time. Max is on the ring apron. TME leaps at Max. POWERSLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! LORD O' MIGHTY, THIS IS GREAT!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT OF IT!! THIS ENTIRE ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET!! Max gets to his feet. Max removes the protective padding. Max gets on the ring apron. TME is up. Max jumps on the top rope. SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! TME CAUGHT HIM!!! SIT-DOWN PILEDRIVER ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE!!! MAX IS BLEEDING!!!

RJ: This is quite simply.... fuckin' awesome!! Hobbs: TME slides back into the ring. TME moves a ladder under the belt. He begins to climb. Max is on the ring apron, he's a bit dazed. Springboard dropkick into the ladder! TME falls from the ladder! His neck hit the top rope! Both men are down! Max gets to his feet. TME is starting to move. They run towards each other. DOUBLE-CLOTHESLINE!! Both men are down once again! TME rolls out of the ring and pulls a THIRD ladder out from under the ring. He sets it up right here in front of us. TME starts to climb the ladder. Max is on his feet. He's on the top rope. Max leaps at TME. TME catches him! SOMOAN DROP!! A SOMOAN DROP THROUGH OUR TABLE!!! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THAT!? I JUST GOT HERE, DAMMIT!! RJ: These guys are pulling out all the stops.

Hobbs: TME is getting to his feet. This crowd has been on their feet the entire night. TME brings Max to his feet. TME slams Max's head into the time keeper's table. Max stumbles onto the steps. TME charges at him. Backbody drop onto the steps!! MY GOD!! HIS BACK HAS BEEN BROKEN!! Max picks TME off the steps. Forearm smash to the back. Max rolls TME back into the ring. Max whips TME into the ropes. He ducks the clothesline. SUPERKICK!! NO!! MAX CAUGHT HIS LEG!! MAX KICKS TME IN THE GROIN!!! TME FALLS TO THE GROUND!! MAX APPLIES THE LIONTAMER!!! TME IS WRITHING IN PAIN!!! Max releases the hold. Max is setting up a ladder. He starts to climb it. TME is getting up. He stops Max's progress. TME grabs Max's legs, and starts carrying him away from the ladder. TME DROPS MAX ONTO THE LADDER!!! MAX SLAMMED INTO THE LADDER HARD!!! Max holds his face and rolls to the outside. TME follows suite. TME whips Max into the guardrail, right in front of Max's family. TME charges at Max. Backbody drop by Max. TME goes sailing into the front row. He landed on Max's uncle Charles. Max jumps onto the ring apron. ASAI MOONSAULT!!! TME MOVED!!! MAX NAILED HIS UNCLE!!! TME stumbles into Alana. TME looks at Alana, and kisses her. Now he's grabbing her.... uh..... breast! Max is enraged now! Max spears TME!!

RJ: Lucky man! Go TME!

Hobbs: Max dumps TME back over the guardrail. Max dropkicks TME. TME stumbles backward. TME regains his balance and charges at Max. Max dodged the charge, and pushed TME into the steel steps. TME's knee hit the steps with extreme force. He's holding his leg. I think he may have reaggravated his old knee injury. Max flies over the steps and nails TME with a flying clothesline. Max is setting up a table along ringside. Max rolls TME into the ring. Max is setting up a ladder by the ropes. What's he going to do!? TME is climbing the ladder, while Max adds another table. Max jumps into the ring, and goes up the ladder. Both men are at the top. TME with a right, and a left. TME has Max on his shoulders. HE'S GOING FOR A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! NO!!! MAX SLIPS OUT AS TME TRIED TO TURN IT! MAX GRABS ONE OF TME'S LEGS!!! MY GOD!! IT LOOKS LIKE A CAR WRECK!! TME GOES THROUGH THE TABLES AND MAX FOLLOWS HIM TO THE GROUND!! LORD O' MIGHTY, THIS IS A BRUTAL MATCHUP!! Max rolls away from the wreckage. He's getting to his feet. Max lifts TME up. TME's limping and holding his shoulder. Max punches TME. They're fighting up the rampway. They're on the stage. DDT!!! MAX WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL STAGE!!! Max lifts TME back to his feet. Max with a German suplex! TME is dangerously close to the edge. Max grabs TME by the head, and punches him. Max looks down and sees a table. NO! NO! HURRICANRANNA!!! NO!! TME REVERSED IT!! POWERBOMB!!! TME POWERBOMBED MAX OFF OF THE STAGE AND THROUGH A TABLE!! MAX FELL 15 FEET TO THE GROUND!! MAX HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!! TME falls backward onto the stage, in exhaustion.

RJ: The best friends are putting on one of the best shows in FWO history!

Hobbs: TME is back up, he looks out across the crowd. Everyone is on their feet

Crowd: TME, TME, TME........

Hobbs: The crowd is letting they're voices be heard

RJ: Yeah, both guys deserve a standing ovation, unfortunately Max is laying on the floor with what is left of that table.

Hobbs: With what we have seen, what else can these guys do next!! MY GOD!! TME just leaped off the stage.... MAX MOVED!!..... MAX MOVED!!... TME went for a elbow off the stage onto Max and missed! Both men are out...There bodies are bruised and battered. Max is up! He grabs TME's head and drags him back stage...... are cameras are trying to catch up with them. OK, both men have fought back to the concessions area...Brad goes to ram Max's head into the bar.... MAX BLOCKED IT!! He runs TME's head into the bar instead! TME is down on the floor once again..... Max grabs a beer bottle....... HE JUST HIT TME IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!! TME is busted wide open... Both men are bloody, broken glass is everywhere! TME is out, he is face down in a pool of his own blood! Were did Max go?

(The camera pans right to see Max making his way to a beautiful blonde haired lady in a tight mini-skirt, Max reaches up her skirt as she quickly turns around.)

Max: Hey, Sweet thang!

The Girl: Hey Max, Whatcha been up to?

Max: Well, right now I am in the middle of a World Title Match

The Girl: Don't you think you should concentrate on the match?

Max: Why is that?

(Max turns around to see Brad running full speed toward him.)

Hobbs: TME goes towards Max, HOLY SHIT!!! Max hiptossed TME into a huge gumball machine!! TME goes through it and crashes to the floor!...... The concession area is covered in broken glass, blood and beer!....Max is again going over to the concession area.

Max: Can I get a large Mountain Dew?

Concession Worker: Sure.

RJ: I LOVE IT! Max has time to get a drink, while he kicks Brad's ass at the same time.?

Hobbs: Max takes a drink of the Mountain Dew. He's one confident guy. Brad with a forearm to the back. Brad throws Max over the counter. TME lifts Max to his feet. Max ducks the short-arm clothesline. Max grabs TME. BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE POPCORN MACHINE!! Max grabs a handful of popcorn and eats it. He gets to his feet and washes down the popcorn with his Mountain Dew. He chugged that entire thing. TME gets to his feet. TME runs at Max. Max flips over the counter and back amongst the people. Max drags TME by the head into a nearby restroom. Max slams TME's head into the sink. TME falls to the tile floor. What's Max doing!? He's going into one of the stalls. He's whistling and, yeah, he's taking a piss! TME is up. He kicked in the door on Max! I hope he was done. TME grabs Max's head and puts it on the toilet rim. He's smashing Max's head in with the toilet seat! TME pulls Max out of the stall. TME rips the hand dryer off the wall. MY GOD!! He nailed Max with it! He's just ripped a mirror off the wall! NO!! DON'T DO IT!! MAX DUCKS IT!! MAX PUSHES TME INTO THE WALL!! THE MIRROR BROKE IN TME'S FACE!!! Max picks up a trash can. He charges at TME. DROP TOE HOLD!! THE TRASH CAN BOUNCED OFF THE GROUND HIT MAX IN THE FACE!! TME lifts Max to his feet. DOUBLE-UNDERHOOKED IMPLANT DDT ON THE TILE FLOOR!!! MOTHER OF GOD!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! TME picks Max up and drags him out of the restroom.

RJ: This match is literally taking us places we would rather not be taken to.

Hobbs: TME and Max are battling it out in the hallway. They're back in the arena. TME kicks Max in the stomach, and raises his arms to the crowd. He goes for the DDT. NO!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! MAX PUSHED TME DOWN TWO FLIGHTS OF STAIRS!!! THE CONCRETE STAIRS!! HIS NECK AND BACK MUST BE BROKEN!! Max calmly walks down the stairs. He lifts TME up by his hair. Max punches TME in the head. Max whips TME into the guardrail. Max charges at TME. Backbody drop sends Max over the guardrail. They're back over by the stage again. TME grabs a television cable and starts choking Max with it. TME stops the choking, and turns to whipping Max with it. TME picks Max off the ground and whips him into the guardrail. Max screams in pain. TME grabs Max by the head and starts leading him back into the the ring. TME rolls Max back into the ring, and grabs a table out from under the ring. He sets up the table at the edge of the ramp and gets back into the ring.

RJ: What is he planning on doing with that table?

Hobbs: Max runs to the ropes. He ducks the clothesline. He ducks the backhand. He slides under another clothesline attempt. Spinkick by Max, TME ducks it. TME runs to the ropes. Backbody drop... TME lands on his feet. He continues to the ropes. Max grabs TME. OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! TME LANDED ON HIS FEET!! TME runs to the ropes. Steps over Max. Max leapfrogs TME. Max dodges the spear. Max runs to the ropes. Monkey flip by TME. Max landed on his feet. Max runs to the ropes again. Head scissors by Max. TME landed on his feet. TME runs to the ropes. He missed the spinning heel kick. Max runs to the ropes. Max ducked the Superkick. Max goes to the ropes again. TME dodged the shoulder tackle. TME picks Max up. He whips him into the corner, where a ladder is still propped up. TME chases Max in. Max runs up the ladder and backflips over TME. TME stops inches from the ladder. Max dropkicks TME into the ladder. TME staggers forward. Max picks TME for a vertical suplex. He turned it into a sit-down piledriver!! MY GOD!! THAT WAS SPECTACULAR!! Max sits back, tired. TME is out.

RJ: This is great action.

Hobbs: Max lifts TME to his feet. Max goes off the adjacent ropes. And drives TME's head into the ground with a bulldog. Max brings TME to his feet again. Max whips Max into the ropes. TME reverses it. Pancake into a Diamond Cutter! That was an amazing move by TME!! TME climbs to the top rope. FLYING CLOTHESLINE..... NO!! MAX CATCHES TME'S ARM AND APPLIES A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! TME is kicking and screaming. Max releases the hold. Max goes to the ropes. ASAI MOONSAULT!! YES!! HE CONNECTED!!! Max goes to the top rope. GUILLOTINE LEG DROP..... NO!!! TME MOVED!! TME clotheslines the sitting Max. TME with a reverse chinlock on Max. Max gets to his knees. Max gets to his feet. TME still has the hold applied. Max with an elbow to TME's stomach. And another. Max breaks free. Max runs to the ropes. TME flattens Max with a spinebuster. TME grabs the ladder from the corner. Max rolls under the bottom rope. TME walks towards Max. Max jumps to the top rope. SPRINGBOARD FRONTFLIP BY MAX!! TME WAS SQUASHED UNDER THE LADDER!! Max pushes the ladder off of TME, and climbs to the top rope. FROG SPLASH!! TME GRABBED THE LADDER AND TOSSED IT INTO MAX!! TME rolls out of the way just in time. TME sets up a ladder by the ropes. He lifts Max to his feet. Irish whip by TME. Max slides between TME's legs. He gets TME in a full nelson. FULL NELSON FACE BUSTER BY MAX!! Max rolls TME onto his back, and goes to the ropes. He missed the elbow. TME gets up. Hiptoss on Max. Max gets up by the ropes. TME charges at him. Max flips him over the top rope.

RJ: Here we go again.

Hobbs: Max whips TME into the ring post. Max picks up TME and rams him, nut-first, into the ring post. TME is pulled towards the table he had set up earlier. Max lays TME on the table, and slides back into the ring. Max hesitates to catch his breath and starts to climb the ladder. SENTON BOMB!!!! NO!!! TME MOVED!!! MY GOD, THE CARNAGE!! IT'S A TRAIN WRECK!! MAX WENT THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS NECK!! BOTH MEN ARE LYING ON THE GROUND!! TME goes back into the ring. He moves the ladder underneath the World Title. Max slowly gets to his feet on the outside, and grabs something off the ground by the ring. TME stomps to test the durability of his knee. Max climbs into the ring, and picks up a ladder. He sets it up right beside the other one, only millimeters apart. They both start climbing up the same sides of their respectively ladders. They are at the very top, punching away at each other. Back and forth the punches fly. Max pulls something from his boot. IT'S A CROWBAR!! HE NAILS TME IN THE KNEE WITH IT!! AGAIN AND AGAIN HE HITS TME IN THE KNEE!! TME KICKS AT MAX! MAX LOSES HIS BALANCE! TME IS WITHIN AN INCH OF THE BELT!! MAX REGAINS HIS BALANCE AND SMACKS THE CROWBAR ACROSS HIS KNEE!! TME FALLS FROM THE LADDER!! MAX PUSHES THE LADDER ONTO THE FALLEN TME!! MAX REACHES UPWARD!! HE GRABS THE BELT AND UNHOOKS IT!! NEW CHAMP!! NEW CHAMP!!

(ding,ding,ding)

Duffer: The winner of the match and NEW FWO World Heavyweight Champion....... Max Danger!!

(The crowd goes nuts as "More Human Than Human" plays)

RJ: I can't believe it, he pulled it off, Max Danger is the new World Champ!

Hobbs: TME gets the belt from Duffer. He's hobbling over to Max. They stand toe-to-toe, and TME hands Max the belt. TME and Max shake hands. TME turns around, and starts to walk off holding his knee. The crowd is eating up this mushy stuff. WAIT!!! MAX KICKED TME IN THE KNEE FROM BEHIND!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? MAX IS STOMPING AWAY AT TME'S KNEE!! MAX PULLS A LADDER OVER TO TME, AND PUTS TME'S KNEE INBETWEEN THE LEGS!! MAX IS GOING UP TOP!! MAX WITH A DOUBLE-STOMP OFF THE TOP ROPE!! TME SCREAMS IN PAIN!! TME tries to free his leg from the ladder. Max undoes the ladder, and gets down next to TME. I think he's feeling sorry.

RJ: Nope.

Hobbs: You're right! MAX BEATS TME'S KNEE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! HE WON'T STOP!! LOOK! Max's mom is getting into the ring. Max lifts the chair to hit TME again. NO!! HE HIT IS MOM ON ACCIDENT!! HE JUST NOW REALIZES IT!! Max goes over to his mom. He calls for assistance to help his mom. Three paramedics are coming with a stretcher. They wheel out Max's mother.

RJ: They'll need another one for TME, so they should have stayed.

Hobbs: Max resumes his assualt on TME by applying a figure four! TME is screaming in pain!! Max releases the hold and picks TME up off the ground. Max tosses TME over the top rope, and some paramedics come down to the ring with a stretcher. What's this guy's problem!?

RJ: I like this new attitude.

(TME is being wheeled away on a stretcher. In the ring, Max is smiling, and the crowd starts booing loudly.)

Max: Augusta, your most beloved athlete has come home!

(Crowd boos louder)

Max: Brad, I've been carrying you since day one, just like I did in this match tonight! "The Main Event" you are not. But what I just did to you, is only the beginning.

("Master of Puppets" plays. Michael Dupin, VP Paul, Redman, DMX, and Punisher comes to the ring.)

Max: Tonight is the dawning of a new era. An era that will be ruled by the suits. No longer will the inmates run the asylum. The people you see before you, can and will not be stopped. Augusta, you are the first to witness this memorable moent. This is the night that "The Millennium" died, and he took "The Main Event" with him!

(Simeon jumps into the ring)

Redman: What do you think you're doing?

Max: He's with me.

Simeon: Yeah, I'm with him.

Max: Don't push it. The FWO will never be the same again! No one will stand in our way! The Evil Enterprise.....

(On the ExtremeTron, a burning Crow symbol appears. The Evil Enterprise look up at the picture, and the scene fades to black)