Civic Arena
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

(Thousands of Pittsburgh citizens pile into the Civic Arena. Everyone is gitty with excitement. All the kids have the merchandise and the parents have the concessions. The lights start to dim. The arena turns pitch black. The FWO logo appears on the ExtremeTron and the fans begin to cheer. Slowly it disappears. The Friday Night Frenzy logo appears where the FWO logo once was. The fans cheer again. It fades away. The arena is silent. The lights are out. Moments later, a big blast goes off from the stage. "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against The Machine starts to play. The fans jump to their feet. Fireworks shoot from the ceiling to the top of the ExtremeTron. More fireworks go off all around the ExtremeTron. All the FWO fans are out of their seats and screaming at the top of their lungs. The fireworks stop and the lights come back on. The cameras pan the crowd. A sea of signs, nothing more. "Bulls on Parade" continues to play as the voice of Jackson Greene is heard.)

Jackson Greene: Welcome, everyone, to the FWO presentation of FRIDAY NIGHT FRENZY!!! A great night of action is what we got for you tonight! I am Jackson Greene and I am joined by the sensational Samantha Harris and Justun Believable. I'm extremely excited about tonight!

Samantha Harris: Yes, as am I. Tonight, former FWO World Champ, Christian Bloodflow takes on his brother, Vassago, in a Key On A Pole Ladder Match! Also, Bronx defends his Atlantic Championship against Lamagra! And Tommy Panne goes one-on-one with the FWO World Champ, Max Danger, in a non-title contest!

Justun Believable: Yes, Samantha's childhood chum and secret lover, Max Danger, is in action. She is so exited she can barely contain herself. Other matches tonight are, Grave Digger and Rain. Shinja and "All-Star" Alex Price of Instant Ratings take on the team of Rampage and Zach "The Bull" Hammer. Great matches all around.

("Master of Puppets" by Metallica plays. The crowd starts to boo as FWO Owner/CEO, Michael Dupin, and Simeon walk out onto the stage. Simeon is carrying a trash can to the ring. They get in the ring and Michael grabs a mic.)

Michael Dupin: Hello Pittsburgh! How 'bout those Flyers!? *crowd boos* But talking about the city of Pittsburgh and its misfortunes is not why I'm out here. I'm here for the sole purpose of throwing out the trash. That is why Simeon has that crash can. So, Crash Charger please come out here.

("Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix plays. The crowd starts to cheer as Crash Charger and Jimmy Lightning walk to the ring.)

Michael: Are you happy being the Top Rope Champion?

Crash Charger: Yes sir I am.

Michael: Well, then I'm sorry.

Crash: Sorry about what?

Michael: Crash, you are no longer the Top Rope Champion, don't get mad. No one is the Top Rope Champion. With the recent deaths, resignations, and firings of our lightweight talent, there is no one you can defend that belt against. That's why I need that belt from you right now.

(Crash looks at Michael for a minute, then slowly takes the Top Rope Title off his waist. He hands it over to Michael, who throws it in the trash can. Crash starts to walk away.)

Michael: Wait, don't leave. I'm not through with you. It isn't fair of me to just take a belt from someone who didn't lose it. So Crash, I would like to congratulate you on becoming the first ever FWO Young Lion Champion!

(Michael opens up his jacket, revealing a brand new championship belt around his waist. He takes it off his waist and hands it over to Crash.)

Crash: Thanks a lot! This is a whole lot better than the Top Rope Title.

Michael: Good, I'm glad you like it. But winning a title makes you a prime target for ambushes and the like. Just like now!

(From the crowd the Evil Enterprise, Redman, DMX, and Punisher run into the ring. Before Crash could react they were on top of him and Jimmy Lightning. Redman and DMX work over Crash as Punisher takes care of Jimmy. The shove both men onto the outside.)

Michael: Just so you'll know, your first title defense, will be against Stephen "The Shizz" Le Praque, Rampage, and a mystery opponent next Friday. It'll be a Four-Way Over the Top Lumberjack Barbwire Match. The lumberjacks will be every stable in the FWO. Good luck, you'll need it!

("Master of Puppets" plays as the Evil Enterprise walk to the back.)

Jackson: I'd really hate to be Crash Charger right now. He'll be in a lot of trouble next Friday.

Samantha: Welcome back. The first match for you guys tonight will be a tag match.

Alex Price & Shinja vs. Rampage & Zach Hammer

Susan Phelps: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a fifteen minute time limit. Introducing first.....

("Mudshovel" by Staind plays. Alex Price and Shinja walk to the ring with the crowd cheering.)

Susan: Combining to weigh 403 pounds. They are members of Instant Ratings. Please welcome...... "All-Star" Alex Price and Shinja!!

("Feul" by Metallica plays. Rampage and "The Hammer" maker their way to the ring. The crowd boos them the whole way.)

Susan: And their opponents, weighing in at a combined 576 pounds. They are...... Rampage and Zach "The Bull" Hammer!!

Jackson: There's the bell and we are underway. Price and Hammer start things off. Collar and elbow tie up. Price whips Hammer into the ropes. Clothesline by Price. Price whips Hammer into the corner and follows up with a Stinger Splash. Shinja is tagged in.

Samantha: Shinja with a kick to Hammer's stomach. Shinja lifts Hammer to the top rope. Hurrincanranna off the top rope! Shinja doesn't go for the cover. Shinja whips Hammer into the ropes. Spinning heel kick by Shinja. Rampage looks real eager to get in there. Shinja picks Hammer off the mat. Price tags back in. Price and Shinja whip Hammer to the ropes. Double Dropkick. Price applies a reverse chin-lock on Hammer.

Justun: Rampage can't wait to get in there, but Hammer can't tag him in. Price and Shinja have isolated him to their half of the ring. Price brings Hammer back to his feet. Price kicks Hammer in the stomach.... Piledriver!

Jackson: Price tags Shinja back in. Shinja whips Hammer into the corner. Hammer is right in front of Rampage, but won't tag him in. Shinja charges at Hammer and hits him with a clothesline. Shinja hiptosses Hammer out of the corner and climbs to the top rope. Rampage grabs Shinja. Damn! He threw Shinja off the top rope and to the concrete floor! Hammer gets up and starts to go to the outside, but Rampage stops him. What's going on!?

Samantha: Rampage tags himself in and gets into the ring. Hammer is pulled back into the ring by Rampage. Rampage has gone nuts! He's going off on his own partner! Price helps Shinja to his feet and they stand there looking dumbfounded. Rampage jumps out of the ring. He grabs Price and Shinja. Double-Chokeslam on the concrete floor!

Justun: This is why he should have been tagged in. He's got a chair now! Damn! He nailed is own partner! Hammer is out cold. Rampage rolls Hammer back into the ring, and climbs to the top rope. The seven foot, four hundred pound monster is on the top rope! My God! A splash from the top rope! He calls that "The Crush"! Price and Shinja get back into the ring.

Jackson: They are double-teaming Rampage. Rampage pushes both men off. Powerbomb for Shinja and another for Price. Rampage is rolling now! Rampage goes to the outside. He slides a table into the ring. The ref is telling him not to do it. Rampage kicks the ref in the stomach and powerbombs him through the table!!

Samantha: Rampage has gone nuts! Price is lifted to the tope rope. Chokeslam off the top rope! Price is in a bad way! Shinja is on the opposite turnbuckle. He leaps off at Rampage. Rampage catches him! Tombstone Piledriver! Rampage is a freak! He's shouting something.

Rampage: THE BUNNIES! THE BUNNIES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!! GET AWAY!!

Justun: Insane guy. Rampage is leaving the ring and he continues to shout "The Bunnies". This guy needs some serious help. The ref is finally getting to his feet. He's asking for Susan.

Susan: The ref has through the match out. No winners or losers in this one.

Jackson: That was a weird ruling, but he's the ref, it's his call.

(Backstage, FWO World Champion, Max Danger, and Simeon are seen walking. Max and Co-Prez Patrick bump into each other.)

Patrick: Watch where you're going!

Max: My bad.

Patrick: Damn right it was your bad!

Max: Dude, calm down.

Patrick: I'll calm down alright.

(Max starts to walk off.)

Patrick: *to Simeon* God I hate him.

Samantha: Good to have everyone back. Let's get into our next matchup. Max goes up against Tommy in a non-title matchup.

Justun: What!? You're man is already fighting!?

Max Danger vs. Tommy Panne

Susan: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and has a twenty-five minute time limit. Introducing first.....

("Sad But True" by Metallica plays. The crowd cheers somewhat for Tommy as he walks to the ring.)

Susan: He stands 6 foot 8 inches tall and weighs in at 270 pounds. Hailing from Crimebeck, New York. He is the FWO Extreme Hardcore Champion. Please welcome...... "The Hardcore God" Tommy Panne!!

("Born of a Broken Man" by RATM plays. Max, Simeon, and Alana walk out through the curtains. The crowd boos loudly.)

Susan: And his opponent. Standing 6 foot 0 inches tall and weighing in at 228 pounds. He hails from Augusta, Maine, and is a member of the Evil Enterprise. He is the FWO World Heayvweight Champion and is being accompanied by Simeon and Alana. Here he is..... Max Danger!!

(ding,ding,ding)

Justun: Everyone has been dieing to see this two men, Max Danger and Tommy Panne, lock up. And it's about to happen.

Jackson: It's a shame that the World Title isn't on the line. This would be a great World Title Match. Both men have a different style of wrestling and it will show in this match.

Samantha: I don't know. Max is coming off a succesful World Title victory while Tommy Panne is struggling to get his self-proclaimed "birthright." I think the dice are in Max's hands, not Tommy's.

Justun: But I feel that there are only two men in the FWO that could be able to bring Max down, and Panne is one of them.

Samantha: Who is the other? Justun: Me. Samantha: WHAT?!?!

Jackson: What about Christian Bloodflow, The Crow, Brad Robinson?!?!

Justun: Maybe.... anyway.... they are ready to lock up. Panne and Danger in a collar and elbow. Panne backs Danger into the ropes. Danger complains about hair pulling. As the ref pulls them apart. Danger over the top with a hard right hand to the left eye.

Jackson: Now a kick to the stomach, off the ropes and, swinging neckbreaker by Max Danger. Max off the ropes again and knee across the throat. Max Danger now pulls Panne up by his hair and nails a vicious forearm cross the back. Another but Panne stands straight up.

Justun: Right hand by Max doesn't even phase Panne. One more and Panne is laughing in Max's face. Max off the ropes... high cross body.... Panne caught him!!! FALLAWAY SLAM BY TOMMY PANNE!!!

Samantha: The crowd roars in approval of Panne's counter on Danger. Panne pulls Danger up by his ears. Hard right by Panne followed by a left hook to the ribcage and another overhand right. Panne with an irish whip and.... HE BACK BODY DROPPED MAX... THE MOMENTUM SENT MAX IN A MAJOR SPIN AND HE LANDED ON HIS STOMACH!!!

Jackson: Panne means business in this one. Panne picks Max up and... running shoulderbreaker. Panne in the midst of making an upset. Panne has Danger back in the corner and he is elevating him with the knees to the stomach. He now perches Max Danger on the top rope.

Justun: Panne follows him up top. Panne sets Max up for a tombstone!!!! You gotta be kidding me!!! NO!!! Ok good thing Max countered it into a spinning headscissors. Awesome counter. Max is getting up. So is Panne.

Jackson: Max blocks the right and fires back with a right of his own. Now a right, left, right, left, left, left, right... and amazing uppercut staggers Panne against the ropes. Dropkick by Max Danger and Panne flips over the top and spills out to the floor.

Samantha: Max takes off running and...... SPRINGBOARD SENTON BOMB ON TOMMY PANNE!!!! Max is on fire now as he rolls Panne into the ring. Max up top and.... another senton bomb!!! Max with the pin.

(1...............2.........TH!!!!)

Justun: Panne got a shoulder up!!! Amazing. Max Danger pulls Panne up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Danger could be going for Dangerous..... YES!!! NO!!! Panne grabbed the ankles of Danger. He stands on the top, turns to face the ring and.... SITDOWN POWERBOMB WHIP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! Danger bounced and landed about four feet away from Panne.

Jackson: Panne pulled that one out of his hat. Both men are down and they seem out. The action from Max has been fast and furious. The action from Panne has been powerful and punishing. This match has been amazing.

Samantha: What did you expect? The Divine One against The World Champ!!!

Justun: Only I could do better.

Jackson: Panne lifts Max to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Max ducks the clothesline. Crossbody block by Max! 1... 2... th!! No! Panne kicked out! Max and Panne get to their feet. Panne charges at Max, drop toe hold by Max. Max slaps on a Crippler Crossface! Panne is kicking! He's not tapping though.

Samantha: Panne reaches the ropes. Max jumps to his feet and runs to the ropes. Asai Moonsault! He connected! Max isn't pinning him yet. Max climbs to the top rope. Frog Splash..... NO! Panne moved! Panne picks Max off the mat. Pumphandle slam by Panne. Max could be in some trouble now.

Justun: Are you worried about your man?

Samantha: He's not my man, and no, I'm not worried about him.

Justun: Whatever you say sweet cheeks.

Jackson: Panne kicks Max in the stomach. DDT! Max is down once again. He's got the Hardcore Hold on! Max will have to tap out! Panne is going to win! No! Panne applied it too close to the ropes. Panne must release the hold. Panne kicks the bottom rope in disgust. Simeon just slid a chair into Max and Alana is distracting the ref. Max waits for Panne to turn around.... Damn! Max nailed Panne with the chair! But he isn't through yet. Max is waiting for Panne to get up again. Max throws the chair at Panne, Tommy catches it. Max with a spinning heel kick.... NO! Panne moved out of the way and smacked Max in the head with the chair! The ref turns.... 1..... 2.... no! Max kicked out!

Samantha: Panne picks Max up by his hair. Irish whip into the ropes. A big boot by Panne. Max is brought to his feet once again. Look! It's the Evil Enterprise! They are standing at the top of the ramp! Tommy sees them too.

Justun: Tommy pushes Max to the mat and looks out at the EE. I wouldn't do that if I was him. Max from behind! Max with a reverse DDT! The EE are coming to the ring.

Jackson: Max whips Panne into the ropes. Panne is pulled out of the ring! EE is beating the hell out of Panne! Max nails the ref in the head! Why!? He didn't need to do that.

Samantha: EE rolls Panne back into the ring. Max lifts Panne up for a Vertical suplex, and turns it into a Sit-down piledriver! The ref is getting up and calling for the bell.

Susan: This match has been declared a draw, because of double disqualification!

Justun: God, that sucks! This was too good of a match to end this way.

(Commercial Break)

Grave Digger vs. Rain

Greene: Welcome back to Friday Night Frenzy we still have a couple of great matches coming up including this next one it is Grave Digger vs. Rain....

Samantha: I agree this should be a good one.

Justun: Well let's go to the ring announcer while Samantha and I go to the back .

Samantha: Ok we will when "RJ" wins the world title......no offense RJ.

(crowd is standing as their adreniline is pumping waiting for the next match)

("Kane's" music plays as Grave Digger walks out from behind the curtain onto the ramp-way he is awating a response from the crowd as they give him a nuetral ovation)

Susan: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 300lbs. and standing 7 feet 2 inches tall he is.... GRAVE DIGGER!!!!!!!!!!

Justun: I like this guy's skill and tanasity but he needs to get a better look unlike you Sam....

Samantha: He is a competitor let me tell ya', and Justun shut up you make me sick.... back to Susan.

("Welcome to the Jungle" blasts through the sound system as Rain walks out and gets a good pop.....mostly from the music)

Susan: And his oppenent weighing in at 255lbs and is 6 foot 1 inch tall the man they call..... RAIN!!

Greene: This guy looks little compared to Grave Digger but let me tell you, he can and it done....he is a past champion ya' know.

Samantha: Well let's get it on.

Justun: Ok let's go.

Samantha: Not us the match moron!!

Justun: Damn!!!!!

(ding,ding,ding)

Greene: there's the bell, and they are in the tie up, Grave Digger gets the edge with a arm drag take over hooks it into a arm bar he is really applying the pressure, Rain reverses it into a head scissors now has him by the throat with his legs, the ref is checking for the choke, he says it's clean, GD in frustration gets out of it and reverse's it into a ankle lock submission, Rain gets to the ropes.... now that is how you start a match, what action that was....opppps they are at it again WOW a big spear by rain on the big guy that was great, Rain has him down goes to his head and a sleeper hold, GD rocks back and fourth to get momentum and yes reverse's it into a pin........1........2.. kick out by Rain, as both men get up quick. they grapple up and a suplex by GD NO reversed in to a small package by Rain , he' got him 1.....2.....NO kicked out in the nick of time did GD , this is great action.

Samantha: your right it is great, but now back to it, Rain is the first to his feet, gets over to GD qiuckly and get a nice ddt followed by a couple of elbow drops across the throat GD has got to be hurt, Rain is the first up one more time get GD up to his knees ande A LOW BLOW by GD.....OOOOHHHH that was cheap!!!

Justun: You got to do what you got to do to win

Samantha: I guess, now GD has the advantage picks him up and yes a great snap suplex by GD but doesn't let go get him up again and another, and now he does the same again, that was terrific he just gave Rain 3 snap suplex's in a row, but he's not finished has him between his legs like for a piledriver, NO NO it's a powerbomb there's one powerbombs, two powerbombs, 3 powerbombs he's up again and A DVD DVD DVD that was awesome!

(crowd cheers in amazment)

Justun: Awesome like you SAMANTHA!!

Greene: That was amazing, Rain is hurt badly it could be over GD goes for the cover he's got 1....2.....thr NO NO NO Rain still has some fight left in him, he won't give up I can fell it he won't give up, WOW, GD is very frustrated picks Rain up one more time he's got him on his shoulder, backs up to the corner, runs and YES YES YES IT"S THE DIGGER DIVER THIS ONE IS OVER FOLKS!!!!!! ref is counting..... 1..... 2.... thre NO NO NO NO NO Rain kicks cout of the Digger Driver and GD can not believe it GD sets him up and a chokeslam....... ouch.... wait a minute someone is coiming out who is it?!?!?!?!

Samantha: I think it is Tommy Panne!!!

Justun: What is he doing out here?

Samantha: I don't know but it can't be good for anyone......anyways Rain is up to his feet dazed, GD goes to the top he jum.......NO wait Tommy is up on the appron he hit GD now GD strattles the top rope, Rain climbs to the top.....COULD IT BE THE BIG HAIL STORM......he has him and YES THE HAIL STORM THE HAIL STORM COULD IT BE OVER....1......2......no GD KICKS OUT WOW..........Rain is telling the ref it should have been a 3 but wait a minute Tommy is up on the appron again HE HITS DG WITH THE EXTREME HARDCORE TITLE GD IS OUT COLD WHAT IS TOMMY's PROBLEM, the ref didn't see it Rain wondering what happen, covers him and 1....2......3... this one is over let's give the assists to Tommy.

Susan: The winner of this bout............. RAIN!!

(crowd gives a neutral ovation as Rain followed by Tommy Panne leaves the ring)

(Hyena apears on the ExtremeTron)

Hyena: Patty Boy it was just 2 days ago that you and your salad tossing boyfreind Porter jumped me. You had a good plan Patty Boy but you queers made one mistake you left me breathing. See now Patty Boy I'm going to make your patetic fucking life a living hell. Pat but the it goes much futher then that I'm uping the ante see Patty Boy from here on out nobody associated with you is safe. See Pat You Can't Stop ME! You Can't Contain Me! You Can't Phase Me! You Can Only Hope You SURVIVE ME! So far you've been lucky but your luck won't last long!

(Commercial Break)

Lamagra vs. Bronx

("Hardy Boys" music plays. Lamagra walks to the ring.)

Susan: Coming in first, the challenger, weighing in at 258 pounds and standing at 6 feet 4 inches tall, Lamagra!!!(crowd boos)

("Nookie" by Limp Bizkit plays and Bronx walks out onto the entrance ramp)

Susan: And coming in next, weighing in at 224 pounds and standing at 6 feet 3 inches tall, the FWO Atlantic Title holder, accompanied by Damien, Bronx!!!

(crowd cheers)

Justun: They like this guy... Ouch! That hurt!

Greene: Lamagra is wasting no time here, he is throwing relentless lefts and rights.

Samantha: The ref backs Lamagra off and he steps back, Bronx is dazed. Lamagra pushes the ref out of the way and hits a viscous blow to the head.

Justun: Hey Samantha, speaking of blows to the head...

Greene: Irish whip by Lamagra, clothesline and Bronx ducks under it, Bronx comes bouncing back and hits a flying cross body press!

Justun: That just sucked!

Samantha: Do you have any idea how annoying you are?

Justun: Don't pretend with me Samantha, everyone here knows why your left hand is always under the announcer's table.

Samantha: If you don't shut up I am going to use it to slap you!

Greene: Bronx lifting Lamagra to his feet, he whips him into the turnbuckle! Lamagra flies right out of the ring.

Justun: Wow, that was powerful, especially for Bronx.

Samantha: Bronx now going to the top rope waiting for Lamagra to get up. Greene: Diving shoulder block!! Lamagra ducks and Bronx falls right into the Spanish announcer's table.

Justun: That was sick! But that's what happens to idiots like him.

Samantha: Lamagra rolls Bronx back into the ring. Bronx begins to get up. Hey! It's Jeff Chandler! He's behind Lamagra. Wait! It's that guy wearing all black and red and white kabuki style face paint. He nails Bronx in the back with the kendo stick while the ref was breaking up Lamagra and Chandler. Bronx fell into the ref. Chandler hits Lamagra with a right. Powerbomb on the concrete floor!

Greene: Chandler rolls Lamagra back into the ring, both men are down. Lamagra is getting to his feet, as is Bronx. Lamagra hooks on the Dragon Sleeper. He lifts Bronx in the air.... split leg piledriver! 1..... 2...... 3!!

Justun: Lamagra is the new Atlantic Title Champion! Yes, that loser... well he lost.

Samantha: That was real intelligent.

Justun: Jesus Christ Samantha, back up off my grille.

Samantha: What did you say? That's it!

Greene: Calm down, Calm down.

(Crowd boos as Lamagra celebrates in the ring. "Hardy Boys" music plays as the ring is cleared.)

(Kurt Angle's Music plays as newly hired Neurosis, Hunny Dipper Dan and Prez Patrick make their way to the ring)

Patrick: Hyena you've got about 10 seconds to get in this ring or you will be fired!

(Hyena runs down to the ring and slides in. Patrick and Hyena are standing toe to toe.)

Patrick: Hyena you lay one finger on me and you will be fired! You seem to think that you have kidnapped my family, well I'm only 25. Do you think I have a 7 year old daughter and a wife? No! I don't know who the hell you have kidnapped thinking they were my family but I think you should let them go. Now I know you would love to get your hands on me so at the FWO's next PPV Hell on Earth: Blind Bargain me and you will both step into a steel cage but only one man will step out. Than man will be ME!

(Marc Porter is seen out side the ring with a steel chair. He slides in the ring behind Hyena and hit's him with the chair, Hyena never saw it coming. Hyena is on the ground not moving. Porter then lifts Hyena up and gives him the dead end. Then he climbs the turn buckle and hits Hyena with Icon Splash)

Neurosis: A time is beginning, a time of trial and tribulation. A time of fate and destiny. A time when those who's soul is haunted by the demon's within. Those who hide themselves away, those who will not be who they really are, will suffer. But there is now a voice of hope for those who are tortured by the modern world. For those forgotten, and betrayed by everyone around them. And I am him, I am the shepherd who lead the lost flock into the beginning of the new golden age of man.

{Neurosis pauses for a second, climbing to the top rope, raising his hand up towards Prez Patrick.}

Neurosis: Patrick and I have been friends since High School, he knew me though as something else. He was my only friend the only person who wouldn't torture me because I was true to myself. For that I now am ready torepair it in full. For now this whelp, this will be a message to you Hyena. A message for those who defy Patrick. Prepare for the torture and pain that you have caused on so many others. Prepare for the agony of the Neurobomb!!!

(And with that he drops the microphone. His hands clasp together into the shape of a gun, that he puts under his chin. And as he makes like he pulled the fake gun, he jerks like he was shot, going right into a Shooting Star Press, but instead of one flip he does two, landing with a huge headbutt on Hyena.)

HDD: I've got a new finisher to tryout in front of this fine Pittsburgh crowd.

(The crowd erupts)

HDD: It's called Lowered Expectations. Patrick and Marc if you will.

(Patrick and Marc set Hyena up in the corner of the ring on the ropes ala Shattered Dreams. HDD is in the opposite corner of the ring, he licks his finger and puts it in the air like a field goal kicker would do to check the wind resistance. HDD runs full speed at Hyena and kicks him square in the nuts. The crowd cheers but Hyenas scream can be heard louder.)

Patrick: bye bye Hyena!

(Kurt Angle's Music plays as everyone but Hyena leaves the ring, Hyena is on the ground holding his nuts.)

(Commercial Break)

Christian Bloodflow vs. Vassago

Samantha: This match has alot going into it. These two men have been at each other's throats the past week or two. "Red Death" Christian Bloodflow and his own BROTHER Vassago have been having some major problems. A dysfunctional family I guess.

Jackson: I have to agree with that. This is just amazing to me. Listen to this situation. Vassago held Christian's wife and daughter hostage. Christian rescued them. Vassago then followed the family to Florida and somehow kidnapped his daughter, Jada again. They then fought on a plane. Christian and his wife, Kaley, were beaten down by Vassago.

Justun: Immediately following that we saw Bloodflow and Kaley tied up in Bloodflow's childhood home. Vassago took the liberty of kidnapping thier mother and beating up their father, which ultimately led to his death.

Samantha: Also we saw Vassago, for a second time, kidnap Jada. An altercation at the House of Vassago led to the untimely death of Prodigal Son, Christian's brother-in-law, at the hands of Vassago at FWO Winter Frostbite, only 5 days ago.

Jackson: Christian has all the motivation in the world. But in their altercations, Vassago has done pretty much as he pleased. But tonight these two men step into a match that will bring all of this to an end.

Samantha: Hopefully. Justun: We will see Christian Bloodflow take on Vassago in a Loser Leaves Town Key On A Pole Ladder Match. Everyone is wondering what the key and ladder are for. Vassago says that we will find out, very shortly.

Walter: The following is tonight's MAIN EVENT!!!!

Jackson: Walter announcing the Main at Christian's request. Walter: It will be a Loser Leaves Town - Key On A Pole - Ladder Match!!!

("VooDoo" by Godsmack plays. The crowd immediately stands and cheers. Bloodflow steps through the curtains and the crowd roars with cheers. He rolls into the ring.)

Walter: Introducing first at 6'3" and weighing in at 241 pounds. He hails fro Liverpool, England. He is a former FWO World and Extreme Hardcore Champion. He is the former leaded of The New Beginning AND he is the Commissioner of the FWO. Ladies and gentlemen.... "RED DEATH" CHRISTIAN BLOODFLOW!!!

("Planet Caravan" by Pantera plays. Out walks Vassago to a chorus of boos louder than Bloodflow's amazing cheers. He walks the aisle but stops halfway to the ring. He has a microphone.)

Vassago: People are asking, why a ladder? Why a key on a pole? It's very simple. The object is to retrieve the key from the pole, climb the ladder and unlock the cage.

Justun: What cage?

Samantha: Yeah... what cage?!?! Vassago: Awww here comes the cage now. Jackson: A small cage is lowering from the rafters. OH MY GOD!!!! Look... in the cage.... Jada is in the cage!!!!

Samantha: Vassago this is just plain sick. Look at Jada. She is scared to death.

Justun: This match is full of emotion. I don't think these two should be in the same country together, let alone the same ring!!!

Walter: And his opponent stands 6'6" and he weighs in at 274 pounds. He is the current leader of The New Beginning. Ladies and gentlemen.... VASSAGO!!!!!

(ding,ding,ding)

Samantha: I can't believe it. This is actully going to happen. This is amazing.

Justun: Bloodflow charges across the ring. Vassago with a solid right uppercut that floors Christian. Christian is slow to get up and Vassago is stalking his prey. Hard body shots by Vassago. Whip to the ropes and... BIG BOOT!!!

Jackson: Right in the face too. Bloodflow is in trouble early on in this one. Vassago now picks Christian Bloodflow up over his head.... OH MAN!!! GORILLA PRESS STOMACH BUSTER ACROSS THE KNEE OF VASSAGO!!!! That was painful.

Samantha: Vassago is just punishing Bloodflow right now. I don't wanna watch this. Vassago now has Bloodflow in the corner and he is giving him a major thrashing with hard rights and lefts.

Jackson: Vassago now picks Bloodflow up in a firemen's carry... he shrugs him off, over the top rope and to the floor. Bloodflow hit the concrete floor hard. Vassago is going for the key!!! Please don't let him get it!!

Justun: Bloodflow rolls onto the apron and tugs on Vassago's ankle and Vassago racked the turnbuckle!!! Bloodflow now in the ring. He climbs up top and... REVERSE HURACANRANA ON VASSAGO!!!! The crowd is getting behind Bloodflow. Bloodflow out on the apron.

Jackson: Vassago is getting to his feet. Bloodflow with a springboard... SOMERSAULT NECKBREAKER!!!! Bloodflow is starting to get back into this one. He has Vassago reeling.

Justun: It's like Rocky 7 up in here. Bloodflow playing the part of Rocky. Samantha: Bloodflow sends Vassago into the ropes, drops his head.... POWERBOMB BY VASSAGO!!!! Vassago momentum off the ropes and a nice elbow across the chest. Vassago rolls out to the floor. He grabs a steel chair.

Jackson: Bloodflow is in serious trouble. Vassago is in the ring. Bloodflow to his feet. Vassago tosses Bloodflow the chair and.... BIG BOOT!!! Sending the chair crashing into Bloodflow's face. That was awesome. Vassgo now lays the chair in the center of the ring.

Justun: Vassago sending Bloodflow to the ropes, spinebuster!!!! BLOODFLOW TURNED IT INTO A HIGH IMPACT DDT!!!! Bloodflow did that out of desperation and you can tell because Vassago is getting up while Bloodflow appears to be out of it. Bloodflow now begins getting to his feet. Big right by Vassago, Bloodflow ducks and counters with a sharp left-right combination to the body.

Samantha: Vassago with another right, Bloodflow ducks and catches the lunging Vassago with a left uppercut to the chin followed by an overhand right straight to the nose!!! Vassao goes down. Bloodflow with yet another comeback. Vassago is getting up, blood begins to flow from his nose.

Justun: Bloodflow smells blood. Jackson: Bloodflow pushes Vassago into the corner. Huge right to the jaw by Bloodflow. He now pushes Vassago onto the top turnbuckle. Bloodflow is now standing Vassago up. Both men are standing on the top turnbuckle!!! They are trading lefts and rights.... Vassago with a rake to the eyes.

Justun: Cheating or not... that was a smart move by Vassago.

Samantha: Vassago now wraps his hand around the neck of Bloodflow..... OH MY!!!

Justun: SITDOWN CHOKESLAM FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!

Jackson: If there was pinfalls in this contest.... this match would be over. Vassago points to the pole and his suggestion is met with a chorus of boos. Vassago heads to the corner. He begins climbing. He is now inches away from the key.

Justun: Bloodflow is up... he runs up the corner... AND DROPKICKED VASSAGO!!!! VASSAGO SMACKED INTO THE POLE... SPUN AROUND IT AND.... LANDED WITH HIS BACK FRESH ONTO THE COLD CONCRETE!!!!!

Samantha: Bloodflow picks up the chair. Vassago is getting up.... BLOODFLOW WITH A DIVE OVER THE TOP AND..... HE DROVE THE CHAIR INTO VASSAGO'S FACE!!!!!

Jackson: There is so much emotion in this match. These men are fueled by a life or death situation.... they could go all night.

Justun: I could handle that. Jackson: Bloodflow rolls in the ring. He is going for the key!!!! HE GOT IT!!!! BLOODFLOW GOT THE KEY!!!!!

Samantha: All he has to do is climb the ladder and unlock Jada, and not noly does he win the match BUT he also gets Vassago out of the FWO!!!! Bloodflow is climbing the ladder. He gets to the door of the cage.

Vassago: Hold up Chris!!!! Bring her!!!

(4 hoods begin to drag Kaley down the aisle. They stop halfway down. A noose lowers from the rafters and it is placed around her neck.)

Vassago: You touch that door and she becomes a human chandolier.

(Vassago rolls into the ring.)

Jackson: BLOODFLOW WITH A MISSLE DROPKICK OFF THE LADDER!!!! He is pummeling Vassago like there is no tomorrow. He now heads up the aisle. Bloodflow tackles one of the hoods but the other three immediately surround him.

Samantha: This isn't fair. Someone help him. What are they doing!?!?!?

Justun: One hood picks Bloodflow up in a piledriver, two others each place their hands on his feet, the fourth hood climbs onto the guardrail!!!! What are they doing?!?!

Samantha: FOUR MAN SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON CHRISTIAN BLOODFLOW!!!!! That might have killed him. Vassago now clears the hoods out of the way. He picks Bloodflow over his shoulder and walks to the ring. Vassago rams Bloodflow into the steel post. Bloodflow is now tossed into the ring.

Jackson: Vassago steps in the ring. He sends Bloodflow to the ropes and.... an amazing powerslam. Vassago points to the cage. He picks the key up off the mat. He begins climbing the ladder. He is two rungs away from the top.

Samantha: Bloodflow is getting up. He climbs the ladder under Vassago. He places his head between Vassago's legs. HE HAS VASSAGO ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!! HE JUMPS BACK AND..... MORTISBOMB FROM THE LADDER TO THE MAT!!!!!

Justun: That might have been the most devistating move I have ever seen. Bloodflow now climbs the ladder.... HE IS UP TOP!!!! But he doesn't have the key!!!! Vassago is getting up..... FLYING HEADSCISSORS!!! NO!!!! VASSAGO JUST TOSSED BLOODFLOW OVER THE TOP AND TO THE FLOOR WITH A DEVASTATING POWERBOMB!!!!

Jackson: Ok.... I know for a fact that that move was the most devastating move I have ever seen. Vassago spills to the outside, where Bloodflow has miracolously gotten to his feet. Blood streams down the face of Vassago. Vassago with a knee to the stomach of Christian.

Samantha: And another. Bloodflow is now lifted up and... side suplex on the steel ramp. Vassago is methodically breaking Bloodflow down. Vassago climbs up on the apron. He takes off running and.... DIVING ELBOW BUT NOBODY IS HOME!!!!

Justun: Look at the stage!!!! Instant Ratings is out and they have jumped the Hoods. They are beating them down brutally. They resuce Kaley from the noose and help her backstage.

Jackson: Vassago is furious.

Justun: He heads up the ramp and begins thrashing the hoods. He is going insane. LOOK IN THE RING!!!!! Bloodflow is atop the ladder!!! But but but he doesn't have they key!!! He is trying to pry the door open.

Samantha: Vassago runs back into the ring. Bloodflow greets with a spinning heel kick from atop the ladder. They are now fighting over the key. Bloodflow with a series of short elbows. He grabs the key!!!! Bloodflow picks Vassago up, low kick and..... LAST BREATH DDT!!!!!

Justun: Bloodflow back up the ladder. Vassago is motionless. Bloodflow puts the key in the lock.... THE KEY DOESN'T WORK!!!! IT DOESN'T FIT!!! Bloodflow is pissed. He now climbs the small cage... aprroximately 6 or 7 feet high.

Jackson: HE MUST BE 20 FEET IN THE AIR!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HE NAILED THE RED DEATH FROG SPLASH!!!! He was 20 feet high and jumped about four feet in the air!!!! But Bloodflow doesn't know where the real key is and he takes it out on Vassago.

Samantha: The bloody Vassago is getting even bloodier as Bloodflow unloads with rights and lefts. Bloodflow is now choking Vassago. Get the camera in there... Bloodflow is saying something.

Bloodflow: GIVE ME THE KEY OR DIE!!!!

Vassago: YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME THEN!!!

Justun: Vassago with a kick to the stomach that knocks Bloodflow back. Bloodflow runs at Vassago and Vassago nails a hot shot across the top rope. Now a clothesline sends Bloodflow out to the floor. Vassago begins climbing the ladder. He is up top.

Jackson: He is taking off his neckelace.... he had the key on his neckelace!!! How low?!?! Bloodflow is up on the top rope. What is he planning on doing. HE DIVES OFF THE TOP AND ACROSS THE BACK OF BLOODFLOW!!!!! INVERTED LAYOUT DDT OFF THE LADDER!!!!

Samantha: Great move. Bloodflow sets the ladder up against the ropes. On the outside, a table has been set up. Bloodflow picks Vassago up and sends him to the ropes, back body drop.... NO!!! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB BY VASSAGO!!!! Nice move.

Justun: Vassago is climbing up the ladder, on the side near the ropes. Blooflow begins climbing the opposite side. They are trading punches atop the ladder. Bloodflow rakes the eyes and nails a series of punches. He now climbs to the very top....... INVERTED ROCKER DROPPER OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

Samantha: Both men are dead!!!! They have to be. That was a 15 foot fall straight to the floor. OH MY GOD!!!! Vassago is up first. How in the hell?!?! Let's look at a replay.

(Replay: Vassago is leaning almost off the ladder. Bloodflow jumps off the top and lands on Vassago with his leg across his neck, Vassago falls straight back through the table.)

Justun: That move was amazing. Vassago is leaning on the guardrai. Bloodflow is up and... SUPERKICK SENDS VASSAGO INTO THE CROWD!!!! Bloodflow is arranging six chairs in the audience to form two rows of three.... side by side. He bodyslams Vassago on the chairs. He now heads into the ring... up top....

Samantha: SENTON BOMB LANDING ON VASSAGO ON THE CHAIRS IN THE SEA OF HUMANITY!!!! I believe he knocked out two fans as well but as long as he nailed Vassago, which he did.

Jackson: Bloodflow rips the neckelace off of Vassago!!! Bloodflow over the guardrail and back into the ring. Vassago is miraculously over the guardrail. Bloodflow positions the ladder under the cage. Vassago slides another ladder into the ring.

Justun: And another!!!! Three ladders!!!! Vassago tackles Christian's ladder!!! Bloodflow racked the top rope!!! Vassago sets up one ladder beside the other and he lays the other down. He begins climbing his ladder. Bloodflow is climbing the other ladder. They are battling on their ladders. Vassago bounces Bloodflow's head off of a steel rung.

Jackson: He now grabs his head and.... RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ONTO THE OTHER LADDER!!!! Vassago is slow to get up. He picks Bloodflow up and sets him on the top rope..... DEMON'S REBELLION!!!! NO!!!!! SOMERSUALT POWERBOMB ONTO THE LADDER!!!! Great counter.

Samantha: Both men are out cold. Look at that.... they each grab a ladder and begin climibng... both at a snail's pace. They are each one rung from the top... Bloodflow slides the key in the lock!!! Before he can unlock it Vassago rakes his eyes!!!

Justun: The duke it out again. LOW KICK BY BLOODFLOW!!!! HE PICKS VASSAGO UP FOR A TOMBSTONE!!!! WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?!?!? A FACE FIRST SITDOWN POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER ONTO THE FOLDED LADDER BELOW!!!!

CROWD: BLOODFLOW, BLOODFLOW, BLOODFLOW!!!!!

Jackson: Bloodflow up the ladder. He puts his hand on the key.... HE UNLOCKED THE CAGE!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!! JADA HUGS CHRISTIAN!!!!!! THANK GOD IT'S OVER!!!!!

Walter: Ladies and gentlemen your winner is...... "RED DEATH" CHRISTIAN BLOODFLOW!!!! That means Vassago must leave the FWO FOREVER!!!!

Jackson: Listen to the crowd. Bloodflow has a mic.

Bloodflow: Vassago... I am no longer under your control. I am no longer "Red Death" Christian Bloodflow. Oh no.... your looking at the real me now. Christopher Bradley, one fourth of Instant Ratings. Former World Champ, two time Extreme Hardcore Champ, loving father and husband, and a fan favorite. Now... as I look at Instant Ratings I see a Main Event and an All Star. So I guess now your looking at..... "The Future" Christopher Bradley!!!!!

("Blue Monday" by Orgy plays as blue lights fill the arena. Bradley walks out with Jade, he is greeted by Instant Ratings and Kaley atop the stage. They all hug and then head to the back.)

Samantha: That was a great match! Bloodflow got his daughter back and Vassago must leave the FWO, forever! This has been a great night! See you this Monday!

(Screen fades to black and the next program comes on)