
PAIN STREAK RESULTS Wednesday, January 19th, 2000
First Union Center
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
(Footage from Winter Frostbite plays. The ladder match is the main focus. Max turning on TME is shown.)
(Backstage of the First Union Center. Britney Spears and Max Danger are seen talking. Britney slaps Max and runs off crying. Max starts walking back towards the arena where Simeon is standing.)
Max Danger: I can't believe it, she left me. It's going to take me *sniffles*..... 2 minutes to get over her! Britney you were nothing but a two-bit whore, and I say good riddance. There are plenty of better women out there better than you, although you were quite good at sucking the ole... nevermind. Come on Simeon, we have things to do.
(Max and Simeon walk into the arena and the Pain Streak intro video starts.)
("Keep Away" by Godsmack plays. Explosions will the arena with smoke and loud noise. The rabid fans jump to their feet. The smoke clears and Pain Streak has begun.)
Samantha Harris: Welcome everyone to Pain Streak! This past Sunday was the best PPV the FWO has ever had! Almost every title changed hands! And tonight the action will only continue!
Justun Believable: Yes, you are looking mighty fine tonight! I mean, yes, tonight is going to be very exciting! Hyena must compete in two matches tonight, a handicap match and a gauntlet match! Will he survive? I don't know, watch the damn show and find out!
Jackson Greene: That's not all. There will also be a Battle Royal featuring many of the FWO's young talent. Also, a big 3-way Steel Cage match between Redman, Rampage, and "The Shizz" will rock the house!
(Blast by Kid Rock blasts through the arena's sound system. The crowd jumps to there feet to greet the fallen champion with a standing ovation. The lights dim, as the multi-colored lights fill the arena. TME walks through the entrance on a set of crutches, he is followed closley by his new manager/acquaintance Karissma. Brad's right knee is wrapped up with a heavy brace. He stops at the top of the ramp as he soaks in the cheers from the capacity crowd, as the crowd dies down TME along with Karissma slowly make they're way to the ring, as the cheers continue to come. Brad slides his crutches into the ring, and with help once again from the beautiful Karissma he carefully makes his way into the ring. As he stands in the center of the ring, the fans once again greet him with a standing ovation, Brad is handed a mic as he starts to speak.......)
TME: Alright, this past Sunday at Winter Frostbite, you were witnessed to one of if not the best match ever seen in FWO History!
(The crowd once again stands to their feet in unision)
TME: I knew that if Max and I were to face off, with the World Title at stake, we would continue on until one of us couldn't go any more! Now it was I that was unable to continue on. Max saw a chance and he took it....now I, knowing that something like this was going to happen, decided to pass around a petition, to stop that match....I passed it around for two weeks, and the only person to sign it was..uhh
(Brad pauses as the camera zooms in to see his name on the list. He quickly folds it and hands it to Karissma)
TME: Well, it really doesn't matter who signed it. Now back to the matters at hand, Max I can see you trying to win the match, but after the match you went too far! Attacking my knee, you had already won the match you were trying to end my career......that was over the line! Now, I know what your thinking! This has to since you left, this has to be the end of Instant Retings right?.........Well Max, not exactly. You have heard the saying: when the going gets tough, the tough gets going!! That is exactly what is going to happen, now with what happened to me I will be in no shape to compete for sometime to come, but not to worry.......I have an idea, how about we reform Instant Ratings?
(The crowd once again stands on their feet.)
TME: Now, we have to have someone who can take upon the shoulders in my absence......Someone like....
(Lights go out,As Voodoo hits the arena's sound system, a red strobe lights search throughout the arena. All the strobe lights come together as one in the center of the stage where Bloodflow is standing. The arena then goes red. Bloodflow looks out into the crowd, as he makes his way to the ring)
TME: Just who I had in mind!
Bloodflow: Thank you Mr. Robinson. It's an honor to be included in a group that you have assembled. Now Vassago, come Friday when we go at it, I will have someone watching my back. Thank you Brad.
TME: No problem! Now, with that being said....we need a few more! Someone who can add something different to Instant Ratings........we need another "Star"......
(Mudshovel hits the sound system as "AllStar" Alex Price walks out onto the stage, as the spotlight hits him, he recieves a small amount of cheers from the fans. He step into the ring and stands toe-to-toe with Brad and Bloodflow. They shake hands as Alex asks for the mic.)
AllStar: Well I came in the FWO to climb the top...now that I am in the NEW Instant Ratings I am at the top with all of this talent I really don't see us getting beat, Why am I this confident .......why am I this great.........It's easy when your an All-Star.
(TME and Bloodflow nod in approval)
TME and Bloodflow:(together) Good point!
TME: Now, someone else....someone who can get the job done......a no nonsense type of guy....How about....
(Nothing Else Matters by Metallica plays over the sound system as 2 Geisha Girls walk out. They roll out a red carpet and Shinja walks down it, into the ring and then does some karate stuff followed by a showing of martcial arts kicks.)
TME: Well, I guess that we have ourselves a stable then!
(The crowd jumps up and cheers.)
TME: Ok, settle down, I have something else that needs to be said. Sunday we lost a member of the FWO Family, a true to friend and prankster to many wrestlers. I wish that all of the fans could have known him as I did! He was a happy-go-lucky, treat everyday as it is your last kinda guy......He was a true friend, who whenever he was around there was never a dull moment. Anthony and I have pulled a lot of pranks on a number of wrestlers, whom I hope have gotten over it by now..........Anthony Gaston you will be sorely missed.
(Brad looks toward the Extreme Tron. The words Intstant Ratings flash onto it,as "Welcome to the Party" by Kid Rock blasts through the arena, followed by a new logo featuring the new group. The crowd cheers as "AllStar and Shinji leave the ring. That leaves Bloodflow, TME, and Karissma in the ring. The crowd cheers as TME prepares to leave the ring. Bloodflow grabs a mic.)
Bloodflow: Hey Brad... hold up just one second.
TME: Yeah what is it.
Bloodflow: I never got a chance to repay you for helping me out. And I figured, since your out of action with your ACL for awhile, the New Instant Ratings are still gonna need your help. So I was wondering... how would you like to be commissioner?
TME: Me, as "The Most Charismatic Showman/Commisioner in E-fed History"? Sounds good to me.
(TME and Bloodflow shake hands, as Bloodflow starts to climb out of the ring. TME with the help of Karissma slowly follow his lead, as the crowd continues to cheer.)
("Born of a Broken Man" by Rage Against The Machine plays. The lights go out. A loud explosion from the entrance way blasts through the arena. A man is standing at the top of the ramp, but isn't visible with the arena lights out and the smoke rolling into the air.)
Greene: Who is this!? I've never heard this music before.
(The lights come back on and the smoke clears. Standing at the top of the ramp is the new FWO World Champion, Max Danger. Along side him is Alana.)
Justun: It's Max!
Max Danger: Well, well, well. Hello Bradly.The all-mighty Instant Ratings is rebuilding. And look who's in it. A bunch of talentless wannabes. You have a cripple, a gothic bloodsucker, a makeshift "All-Star", and a Japanese import. Makes for an excellent stable. *laughs* Brad, I'm sure you could have done better than that.
(Max and Alana start walking to the ring.)
Max: Don't you understand Brad, Instant Ratings is nothing without me. If it were not for me, it would have crumbled in a few short days. You have to be carried through everything. I carried you since the first day you stepped into a EWCWF ring. And now it seems as if you've tricked three other men into do as I did. You are a nobody Brad, you only wish you were as good as you say you are. You live under this false impression that you are actually talented. I think not Bradley. You need to step back into reality. Look in the mirror. You will see a no good son of a bitch!
(Max and Alana walk up the ring steps and get into the ring. TME looks as if he's about to attack.)
Max: Calm down. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not stupid. It's four on one. Yes Simeon is a forced that should not be messed with, but I don't want any of you guys to get hurt. Not yet anyway. That's why I left Simeon in the back. If he were to come out here, he'd attack all four of you, and you will have your life taken away from you. I didn't want to be responsible for four deaths. But back to you, Mr. Robinson. Last Sunday, I but you through a living hell. Your leg is no longer usable. I did that to you. Your best friend may have ending your career. And you know why? No, then I'll tell ya. You were a waste of my time and energy. Having to carry you was taking a toll on my body. And I had had enough. Plus, I never really cared for you in the first place. I only helped you out because you were so pathetic, and I felt sorry for you. You were and still are a disgrace to this organization. I, along with the millions of FWO fans worldwide, would wish you'd just call it quits.
(Crowd starts to boo loudly.)
Max: See, they're agreeing with me.
(Crowd boos louder.)
Max: Many people feel that you were better than me, but that is not true. And you know it. Deep down inside you know that I am the best damn wrestler here, and you are nothing but a loser. Yes, you have held many titles here, but let's run done those title reigns, shall we? Yes we shall. The first title you ever held was the Cruiserweight Title, but did you win it? No, I gave it to you because that belt didn't interest me. It was big enough, so I handed it to you. And what do you do? You hit me with it, but I forgave you, because you only did it to get attention. Then you started your first reign as World Champ, and who did you lose it to? Hunny freakin' Dipper Dan! My God! That's pathetic! You should have shot yourself right then and there. We, together, then captured the Tag Titles, but that's only because I carried us. You did nothing to help win those belts, it was all me. We also held the Extreme Hardcore Tag Titles together, and again, all me. Now, just this past Sunday, before I crippled you, we won the Tag Titles once again, but seeing as I have both titles in the locker room, they will stay with me. The FWO can't have a one-man tag team, and since my partner is hurt, I'll get a new one. Who it is will be told later. During your second title reign, The Crow had you beat. But I saved you. I saved that title, not for you, but for ME! I knew it was only a matter of time before I would have it around my waist, and it had to be you that I beat. You then went on to lose it to, know friend and stablemate, Christian Bloodflow. But he gave it back to you! What the hell were you thinking Christian!? You're obviously an idiot! But yet again "The Main Event", yeah right, was handing the title. You weren't worthy of that third title reign, so I had to do something about it. I took it from you, in the worst beating of your life, I took the World Title from your unworthy hands. But if you are indeed able to return to action, I'll be waiting for you. Another ladder match perhaps? You'll have to wait and see.
(Max turns to the ExtremeTron. A picture is shown of TME screaming in pain.)
Max: I have no real purpose in showing this, but I felt you should get a good look at what you'll be doing once you return to active competition. Anyhoo, I would like to now bring out my NEW tag team partner. We will reign supreme over the Tag division. Partner, come on out!
("Kashmir" by Led Zepplin plays. Punisher walks to the ring. The crowd is booing him the entire way. Punisher gets into the ring and stands next to Max.)
Max: Brad, I think you know this man. You two have had some classic battles in the past. Now he's my partner. And we are the Tag Team Champs. Where's the belts, Punisher!?
(" " by plays. FWO President Patrick walks out onto the ramp. He has a mic in hand.)
Patrick: You looking for these?
(Patrick holds up the Tag Team Titles.)
Patrick: Max, you and Punisher will not be the Tag Team Champs. You and Brad won these things, and if you two aren't going to be the champs, then I'll have to declare them vacant. Starting next Monday, a huge Tag Team Tournament will be held to determine who the real tag champs are. Good luck to all.
(" " plays, and Prez Patrick walks back through the curtains.)
Max: Well, I guess we'll have to get those belts back the hard way. No matter, it can be done, and it will be done easily. Brad, Fallen Ratings.... oops, I mean Instant Ratings. Bye, bye. Love Ya!
("Born of a Broken Man" plays. Max, Punisher, and Alana walk to the back.)
(Commercial Break)
Samantha: Welcome back. President Patrick just declared the Tag Team Titles vacant, and Max Danger...
Justun: You're lover.
Samantha: Uh, no. I hate that evil, back stabbing, beautiful eyed, man with all my heart.
Justun: Ok beautiful, just keep telling yourself that.
Greene: Um, guys, could I talk? Thank you. Everyone saw what just happened, if not, too bad. It is now time for our first matchup.
Hyena vs. Bronx & Enigma
Susan Phelps: This match, is a handicapped match, and is scheduled for one fall. (Nookie, by Limp Bizkit, begins to blare out of the pa system, as Bronx appears from benind the curtain. The crowd gives little reaction, as a big breasted woman, in the front row has removed her top.) Susan Phelps: Introducing first, from San Diego california. He stands 6'3" tall, and weighs 220lbs...BRONX!!!!! (Bronx, makes it to the ring, and climbs in. He acknowledges the crowd, and warms up.) (Fall away from me by Korn starts playing now, and Enigma comes out from the back with his hands raised in the air.) Susan Phelps: And now, from Philadelphia, Pa!!!!! He stands 6'5" tall, and weighs 260lbs. He is ENIGMA!!!!!! (Engima walks to the ring, and climbs in. He nods at Bronx, as they await their opponent!) (Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit plays, and the crowd rises to its feet, to see the newcomer in his debut.) Susan Phelps: And their opponent. From Philadelphia, Pa. He stands 6'3" tall, and weighs 295lbs. HYENA!!!!!!!!!! (Hyena walks slowly to the ring, he walks up the steel steps and glares at his opponents before entering.) Jackson Greene: And the ref calls for the bell getting this match under way! Samantha Harris: This should be a good one! This is the first of two for Hyena, a little punishment for the job he did on the FWO offices! Hyena has alot of hype to live up to right now, his move to the FWO is being compared to that of Chris Jericho's to the WWF! Justun Believable: Talk dirty to me Samantha! Samantha Harris: You're Gross, leave me alone! Jackson Greene: Anyway back to the match! Bronx and Enigma have Hyena in a corner, they're taking turns slugging away at the new comer! Right, left, right, left! Hyena has to be dazed by that onslaught! But what's this now, Bronx, and Enigma are going to celebrate for a little bit! Samantha Harris: Look at Hyena, those blows seemed to have little affect on him! He's going after Bronx, and Enigma!! Justun Believable: Speaking of blows Samantha- Jackson Greene: Hyena, levled both men with a double clothesline! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! Justun Believable: THAT'S ME!! Samantha Harris: Hyena is focusing on Bronx, he stomps on Bronx's mid-section, and chest, trying to take some of the wind out of him! He picks Bronx up now, and nails him with a body slam!! He picks Bronx up again, and flattens him with a short armed clothsline! Hyena is like a beast in the ring! Jackson Greene: But look, Enigma is up, and well rested! He nails Hyena from behind..He's Dog stomping Hyena now, ohhh thats gotta hurt!! Enigma picks Hyena up now, and hits him with a snap suplex, Hyena is in a world of hurt right now! Samantha Harris: Bronx is up now, and both men are stomping Hyena. Bronx with a pick up now, and....Ohhhhhh, what a devistating pile driver!! Hyena is down and out!!! Jackson Greene: Bronx picks up Hyena again, and nails him with a ddt!! Enigma picks up Hyena and drags him over to the corner, and begins to choke him out!! The ref is trying to break it up while Bronx just looks on! Samantha Harris: Wait, who's that coming down to ringside! Wait he's getting in the ring, no one has noticed him!! OH MY!!!! He just nailed Bronx with a Kendo stick right across the back of the head! Bronx is out! Jackson Greene: Fans, a man in all black with red and white Kabuki styled face paint, just nailed Bronx in the back of the head, with a Kendo stick! Samantha Harris: Hyena just tossed Enigma out of the ring! He sees Bronx, out cold and goes for the cover...1..2..3!!!! Hyena wins!!! Justun Believable: Who's this coming to the ring now? Its Prez Patrick, and who's that with him? Jackson Greene: That's "The Canadian Hero" Marc Porter!! Hyena doesnt see them coming! Marc Porter nails Hyena from behind!! Hyena is down, and in pain! Porter goes outside the ring now, he's getting a chair, Ohhh no!! He's going after Hyena with the chair! Samantha Harris: He's pounding on Hyena's knee with the chair, just dismantling him! Hyena cant defend himself! Prez Patrick kicks Hyena in groin! Hyena is laid out in the middle of the ring!! Justun Believable: Prez Patrick, and Marc Porter are leaving the ring now, but the damage is done! Hyena is hurt badly! Samantha Harris: Well he better get better quick, he's scheduled for a guanlent match, right about...NOW! Jackson Greene: The ref is checking on Hyena, asking him if he can go on! Hyena shakes his head yes, and the ref waves Susan Phelps in the ring.
Gauntlet Match
Susan Phelps: This series of matches, is a guantlent match, with each match scheduled for one fall! (Crippled begins to play, as American Crippler comes out from the back.) Susan Phelps: Introducing, the first opponent- (Susan is cut off, as the Crippler has charged the ring, and jumps in, and begins beating on Hyena!) Jackson Greene: Wow! The American Crippler not wasting anytime! He's stomping on Hyena! He picks him up now, and whips him off the ring ropes, and nails him with a spinning heel kick! Hyena hits the mat hard! Hyena is is shaking his head, trying to get the cobwebs out after that vicious attack at the hand of Prez Patrick, and Marc Porter!! Samantha Harris: The Crippler with some stiff rights to Hyena's face now! He picks Hyena up by the hair, and suplexes him to the mat! Hyena needs to catch his breath! The Crippler is giving him that chance now, as he is content with just taunting Hyena! The Crippler picks Hyena up again, but Hyena is ready this time and nails The Crippler with a series of elbows into the mid-section! Jackson Greene: Hyena in control now, whips The Crippler off the ropes, and nails him with a drop kick. Hyena doesnt miss a beat, he picks The Crippler up immediately and ddts him to the mat! Wow what a shot!! Samantha Harris: Hyena picks The Crippler up, and it looks like he's setting him up for- Yep he is! There it is...The Hyenay Bomb!! Hyena with the cover..1..2..3!!! Hyena wins the first match! Jackson Greene: But he has little time to rest up, becuase here comes Chrono down to the ring! He jumps in and nails Hyena with a clothes line, sending Hyena to the mat! Chrono picks Hyena up, and whips Hyena off the ropes, and nails him with a flying forearm smash! Hyena is down! Chrono walks over and stands over top of Hyena, and Hyena nails him with a low blow! Chrono is doubled over, and Hyena nails him with a side walk slam!! Samantha Harris: Hyena in control now! He is looking very impressive in this, his debut! Hyena with a couple of rights to the face of Chrono! He whips Chrono off the ropes and nails him with a power slam!! Hyena picks Chrono up and nails him with the Destination Unknown!! Hyena rolls Chrono up! 1..2..3!!! Hyena with another victory! Jackson Greene: Here comes Hyena's next opponent charging to the ring!! Zach "The Bull" Hammer! Hammer enters the ring, and runs towards Hyena! Hyena ducks out of the way, and trips up Hammer...OHHH he locks on the Salvation!! The ref is checking it out, but Hammer cant get to the ropes!! Hammer is tapping out, Hammer is tapping out!! What a manuever that was!! Painful as hell I would imagine!! Samantha Harris: Here comes another new comer, Hyena's next opponent..The Shizz!! He jumps up onto the ring apron, and hops onto the second rope, and slingsots himself at Hyena nailing him with a body press! Hyena seems suprised and hits the mat hard!! Hyena gets up now, and the Shizz nails him with a hurricanrana!! Hyena cant seemed to handle the speed of The Shizz! Jackson Greene: Shizz is on the top rope, Hyena is back on his feet! The Shizz jumps off, attempting a cross body press, but Hyena catches him! Hyena is showing power carrying The Shizz around the ring! Shizz is wiggling! He breaks from Hyena's clutches, and scoots out of the ring! Hyena follows him out, and gives chase..But Shizz is too quick. Hyena is chasing him around the ring!! Samantha Harris: Whats this now? Here comes Marc Porter, and Prez Patrick out to the ring, AGAIN! Hyena doesnt see them! Porter has a night stick, he's ducking behind the steps, here comes Shizz around the ring, he lets him go, here comes Hyena...He nails Hyena right in the throat with the night stick!!! Jackson Greene: The ref is calling for the bell, wait...Yes, he's calling the guantlent off! He is canceling the guantlent!! Porter is beating Hyena down with that night stick! God thats gotta hurt! Here comes security now, to break things up! The EMTs are coming down to ringside to assist Hyena! They are moving him to the back now, lets hope he's ok! Whats this now..The Shizz has a mic!!! The Shizz: Now, I know, all you folks came out tonight to see me perfom! I wont disappoint you! I will now take on an opponent, the only opponent who is worthy to face me...And that oppenent is...ME!!!! I will now have a FWO first, Man vs Himself match! Mr. Ref ring the bell! Jackson Greene: What the hell is this, The Shizz, versus himself? Justun Believable: He's an idiot! Samantha Harris: Shizz is dancing around the ring like he's shadow wrestling! He just punched himself in the face, knocking himself to the mat!! Shizz now, picks himself up by the hair, tosses himself into the corner..He slams his own head off the turnbuckle! The Shizz is looking out of it, staggering around the ring, he starts punching himself in the face, the ref is warning him becuase they are close fists!! Justun Believable: Gotta keep it all legal! Jackson Greene: The Shizz now, slams himself to the mat! He picks himself back up, and DDTS HIMSELF!! He climbs to the top turnbuckle and DOES A SUICIDE DIVE INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!! That had to hurt! The Shizz, staggers back into the ring now, and wobbles around! He nails himself with his own finishing move..The French Connection..He lays in the middle of the ring, he lays his own arm over his chest..1..2..3!!! The Shizz beats...uhhhh...The Shizz!! Justun Believable: Does this count as a win or a loss on his record?
(Commercial Break)
Tonya Harte: Hello, I'm here with Max Danger. Max, we know your feelings on Brad and the rest of Instant Ratings, but what about Tommy Panne?
Max: Who? Oh, the guy who calls himself "The Divine One". What a putz. He wishes he would be able to compete with me. Come Friday Night Frenzy, he will be so terrified of me, he won't even show up. Tommy, you poor guy, save yourself the embarrassment and stay home. That way you won't get hurt. Tommy is a former Television champion, and the only reason I know that is because he mentions it every damn time he opens his mouth. No one gives a flying f-ck about you being a TV champ. I was the first ever TV champ, but you don't hear me bragging about it. That title lasted all of a month, maybe less. It was a worthless piece of metal. But yet he latches onto that label like none other. He can't stop mentioning it. Tommy, shut up! And shut the f-ck up about that being "The Divine One"! If you were "The Divine One", you would be the World Champ, would you not? Yes you would. Well this Friday you get your chance to face the World Champ. But Tommy boy, I will show you that you aren't World Title material!
Tonya: I have another question for you Max?
Max: Well go right ahead, big hooters.
Tonya: Max, Britney just left you, how do you feel about that?
Max: *to Simeon* Apparently Miss Playboy didn't hear me at the top of the show. If you want to know my feelings on that, go watch the tape. She was great in the sack, there's no doubt about that, she could suck.... forget it. I'm not talking about her any longer.
Tonya: I yet another question for you.
Max: Anymore questions and you'll be having to do me a favor later on.
Tonya: Ok. You accidently hit your mom this past Sunday. Is she alright?
Max: Yes, yes, yes. My mom is fine. That was the worst thing I had ever done. I was so distraught over that. But I soon got over it, when her money-grubbing boyfriend started to berate me in front of the entire hospital. I kick him square in the ass for it too. I don't think he'll be seeing my mom anymore, not after what I did to him.
Tonya: What was that?
Max: First off, you're having to pleasure me later. Secondly, it's none of your business. And I'm outta here, Tommy, see you this Friday!
(Back to the arena)
Battle Royal
Harris: Alright, we're about set to get things underway with this Battle
Royal match! Price and Shinja are staring each other down here....and they
lock it up!
Greene: What a matchup this will be here....Chandler and McCain are going
at it over there....Chandler almost has McCain eliminated already! A big
right hand that time by McCain and that levels the playing field!
Believable: Hey, Sam....I could take that guy out....what say we take off
after this boring match and keep better acquainted?
Harris: In your dreams, Justun....OH!! Big time elbow drop that time by
Psycho and The Enforcer is in tremendous pain!
Greene: Right you are, Sam....Psycho in control of that twosome so far....
Believable: I'd like to get into a twosome....*mumbles*
Harris: What was that, Justun?!?!?!
Believable: Uh...nothin', Sam....what perfume is that you're wearing? It's
doin' something to my brain....
Harris: I could actually believe that...if you actually HAD a brain,
JB....Chandler and McCain again going at it here....and.....WHOA!!! Chandler
with a big time clothesline to McCain after the irish whip, but McCain
refuses to stay down, he's back up and whailing away on Chandler here as the
two continue to exchange punches!
Greene: With you two around, I'm never able to get a word in
edge-wise....Price and Shinja have been working over each other here....and
now Psycho comes to join the party....Price and Psycho form a temporary
union and try to double team Shinja, Shinja is doing a great job of fighting
them off here....don't know how long that will last, though....
Harris: Enforcer is getting back up and heading towards Chandler and
McCain! McCain is still hurting from the abuse of Chandler here....and
Enforcer!!! He just gave Chandler and McCain a double clothesline and both
flip over the top rope and land on the outside!! Chandler and McCain have
both been eliminated at once by The Enforcer!!!
Believable: A great move that time to take out two targets with one blow!
Chandler and McCain are pissed!
Greene: Shinja with a series of kicks now to Price!! Price is down on one
knee and Psycho runs at Shinja!! He's meaning to take out Shinja here, try
and get him over the top rope....NO!!! Shinja ducks and he flips Psycho
out!!!! Right over the top rope he goes and Psycho lands rudely on the
outside!!!! Psycho has been eliminated!!!! We're down to just Shinja, The
Enforcer and "All-Star" Alex Price!!!! Price is back up and now he and The
Enforcer go at it here, Shinja trying to catch his breath in the corner!
Harris: Price with an irish whip on Enforcer here....back body drop!!
Nicely done and now Price goes over to where Shinja was resting and grabs
him up!!! Scoop slam and now Price goes up top!!!
Believable: Uh-oh....he'd better be careful, if he misses this move it
could be the end of the road for Price!
Greene: But it won't be as Price nails the fallen Shinja with a frog
splash!!! Shinja is definately feeling that one and is in some serious
trouble!!! Price is back up...he doesn't see Enforcer....OH MY GOD!!!
Enforcer nailed him with something...some foreign object he had with him in
the ring and Price is out!!! He's busted up and bleeding badly!!!!
Harris: I think that was a pair of brass knuckles, Jackson!! Enforcer
throws them into the crowd, I think they've done enough damage....
Believable: Speaking of damage....boy, what I could do to you....*mumbles
off*
Harris: You'd better shut your trap, Justun....I've had about all I can
take from you this night....
Greene: Price is still down, trying to get up now as Enforcer goes after a
fallen Shinja here....they're battling it out...rights and lefts
here....oh!! Shinja blocks the right hand from Enforcer and nails him with a
standing dropkick!!! Nice move and Enforcer is down!!
Harris: Price is getting up here, trying to get his bearings....that whack
to the head looked like it did some serious damage!
Greene: Price is biding his time here....looking for the
opportunity....Shinja gets Enforcer back up here and again they begin to
trade punches.....they are dangerously close to the ropes here.....
Believable: Price is up!!!!
Harris: He is!!! The Enforcer and Shinja don't see him and....
Greene: Wow!!! What a move by Price!!!! He ran over and clubbed both
Enforcer and Shinja with a massive double clothesline that took both
competitors over the top rope....but Shinja hasn't landed on his feet yet
and you're not out of the match til you land on the outside on your feet!!!!
Harris: He's trying to climb back in the ring....wait!!! Where's Price
going!!!!
Greene: Price starts off the ropes on the opposite side...running....OH!!!
What a move!!!! Baseball slide and that knocks Shinja off the ropes and
down onto the floor next to The Enforcer!!!! Alex Price has won it!!!!
What a match!!!!
Phelps: And the winner of this battle royal match...."All-Star" Alex
Price!!!!
Harris: What a way to end this match....a great move by Price to knock
Shinja off the ropes...and he is your winner!
Believable: Hey Sam...I could be your winner, baby....*grins*
Harris: Get a life, Justun....
Greene: Yes, indeed a great match....and "All-Star" Alex Price is your
winner!!!
(Commercial Break)
Redman vs. The Shizz vs. Rampage
Justin: Welcome back folks to the best show on Wendesday night night Pain Streak great main event coming up for you next, it is a 3-way cage match why wait, let's get this thing on not us Samantha, the match......we know where your head is....
Samantha: Ok, Justin whatever you say let's go to the ring announcer take it away Michael Duffer
Duffer: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to tonight's main event....
(crowd cheers)
("Da Rockwilder" blasts through the sound system as Redman and Method Man walks out)
Duffer: Introducing first....be accompinied by Method Man he hails currently from New Wark, New Jersey weighing in at 260 lbs. he stands at 6 foot and 2 inches he is REDMAN!!!!
(crowd boos loudly)
Greene: Redman is one of the most premier atheletes I have ever seen in wrestling
today, the crowd doesn't like him but he can get the job done I garentee it
Samantha: I totally agree with you there
("Blue Monday" plays as "The Shizz" comes throught the curtain right below the Extreme tron he turns out to the crowd and gives the "up yours" sign then the cowd boos even louder)
Duffer: Now coming to the ring.... he is from New Orleans, Louisana weighing in
at 215lbs. and is 6 foot 2 inches tall he is Stephen "The Shizz" Le Praque
Justun: I like this guy he has a bad attitude but he is cool
Samantha: I hate him but he can wrestle quite well
("Fuel" blasts through the speakers as Rampage comes out onto the ramp making he way to the ring)
(crowd boos)
Duffer: Now for the final competitor in this match.......Making his way to the ring hailing from Boston he is standing 7 feet 1 inch tall and weighs 420lbs. he is RAMPAGE!!!!!
Greene: I tell ya' this guy could be the next world champion f this organization , for the short time that he has been here he has really impressed me with what he has done especially talent wise
Justun: He looks like a loser to me
Samantha:You have no idea of what your talking about Justun
Justuin: I know that I will get you in bed.....
Samantha: I wouldn't give my dog the time of day with you
Justun: Whatever baby..
(ding, ding, ding, ding, ding)
Greene: Their is the bell, all the men are in there so let's get it on....
Samantha: All three men are staring holes through each other, Redman makes the first move with a sharp knee to Rampage's lower midsection and then Shizz
from behind gives a couple of "stiff" forearms to the back of Rampage....
looks like Rampage is going to get the wrong end of this. Both men beat down
Rampage and now stomping away, it is kinda funny that Shizz and Redman are
teaming up don't ya' think?
Greene: Yes I do, but you got to keep the big man down. Shizz gets a big splash
on Rampage while Radman holds him down, he tries for another but NO Rampage puts the knees up and Shizz lands on them....Redman gets up fast and goes back to
the corner, Rampage gets up and then qiuckly picks up Shizz he has him up for a
brainbuster, but no Redman saves Shizz WOW I can't believe he did that.. Shizz climbs his way back to his feet and picks the big man up..oh no a double suplex on
Rampage, followed by a couple of elbows to the chest by both men... I guess it takes to me to take this guy out!!
Justun: I could do it by myself...
Samantha: What have sex?
Justun: that too...
Samantha: EEEWWWWW!!! anyways back to the action, Redman goes for the cage to try to climb out but no Shizz stops him looks at him and shakes his head, gives him a couple of rights to the face and then gives him a hard DDT. Now Shizz trys to climb out but the big man stops him grabs him and WOW a double handed split let choke slam ....I have never seen anyone use so much authority on a move. That was neat. Redman gets up and trys a bodyslam on the big man gets him up but Rampage falls back on him, that had to hurt...Rampage picks Redman up once again.. nice vertical suplex by Rampage ..He gets up but Shizz from behind with a low blow....Shizz is trying to climb out but Redman is up and climbs right with him both men are close to the top giving rights and lefts back and fourth...What great action.
Greene: your right it is great action...They are still exchanging blows Rampage is up and sees them at the top he starts to climb the cage I hope it holds them....
Justun: I don't
Greene: You wouldn't ..... Rampage has met them at the top OH MY GOD TURNS THEM AROUND AND WOW A DOUPLE REVERSE DDT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE
WOW WOW THAT WAS AWESOME.....all three men are hurt it took everything
Rampage had to pull that off....Rampage is the first to make it to his feet he is going for the door...it is unlocked he is almost.... YE......NO Redman makes the save drags him back in and the action continues......
Samantha: hizz is up now and picks Rampage up and yes nice DDT by Shizz again..... Redman now gets Shizz in a sleeper hold....Shizz counters and yes a chin breaker by Shizz good counter by Shizz...Shizz climbing the cage one more time but is stopped again by Rampage, pulls on his tights and he is down....now Rampage climbing the cage he is at the top is he going out....NO.......he leaps and a elbow drop on Shizz that is 420 pounds on Shizz's chest that had to hurt...but it hurt Rampage just as much... Redman now picks up Shizz and runs his head into the cage a couple of time....WAIT Shizz is busted open, he is bleeding all down his face WOW.....Rampage is up once again grabs Redman from behind gives him a couple of headbutts to the back of the head, picks him up and yes a sidewalk slam Shizz now from behind with yet another low blow to Rampage....
Justun: This is a good match
Greene: I am glad that you agree with something, Now Shizz picks Redman up and
whispers something into his year....What was that all about? Oh well!! Now both men are climbing to the top of the cage what could this be? Redman looks like he is counting 1.....2....3 Redman leaps OH MY GOD A SENTON BOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE, AWESOME but Rampage moved and now is laying by the door I am assuming that Shizz was suppose to go at the same time but regardless, Redman is down and is hurt badly....WAIT...Shizz is climbing down but Rampage sees hima nd is going for the door.....Who will get there first? Both men are almost out but now they are it looks like they landed at the same time....All that hard work but no winner.
Justun: Wait we could get a ref's desion
Samantha: Your right Justun
(Fans are awaiting the ref's desion)
Duffer: The ref's desion is that both men landed at the same time and it is concidered a DRAW!!!
Greene: Like I said all that work for nothing....Well we will see you next time at Friday Night Frenzy So long for now!!
(Backstage, a beaten and bloodied Crow is seen lying in a back hallway. He isn't moving. It looks as if he was beaten up by a gang of people. There is something laying beside him. It reads, "I own this place, therefore, I own YOU!!" Screen fades to black and the next programming starts.)
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