With those last words, the group began to practice for the Kareoke contest. They all thought of the taste of the Misty Sundae.
Aeris: lalalalalalalalallaaa...
Pikachu: Pi... pi... pikachu! Pika.... pikachu... pi.. pi! (Its tearin' up my heart when I'm with you..)
Cid: Feelin' like a !@$%in' Freak on a Leash...
Ash: We got a ride tonight, ma little homey Kenny died tonight... uh... um...
Cloud: Hey Delita, I want you to do a song wit me.
Delita: Why me?
Cloud: Ramza's not here. Besides, how can I sing Backstreet Boys without you?
Delita: BACKSTREET BOYS?!
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu! (N'Sync's better!)
Ovelia: Too bad! He's singing Aaliyah with me!
Tifa: Aaliyah?!
Ovelia: With that "TV", I watched Dr. Doolittle!
Delita: What is "Dr. Doolittle"?
Ovelia: You'll find out **wide grin**.
Delita: AAAAAH!!
Cloud: Ovelia, leave Delita along. He's singing Backstreet Boys with me.
Ovelia: AALIYAH!
Tifa: You guys might as well quit. I'm doin' TLC!
Mustadio: Aw... this is hard.
Orlandu: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.......
Mustadio: Chickity China, the chinese chocobo, ya have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin!
Cloud: Isn't it Chickity China, the chinese CHICKEN?
Mustadio: I thought there was something wrong with that...
Aeris: Orlandu, what are you doing?
Orlandu: I'm singing Andrea Bocelli! Aaaahhh....
Brock: ???!!
Orlandu: So?! You're not even singing, Brock!
Brock: My teeth'll hurt after all that ice cream.
Delita: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Ovelia and Cloud: You have nothing to sing though. You should be glad you have us!
Delita: I have a dream to sing something!
Pikachu: Pika? (what?)
Delita: Guess. Mmmbop... de da du ya, duwop...
Everyone: AAAAAAHHH!!!!!! DELITA'S SINGING HANSON! AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Ovelia and Cloud: YOU REALLY NEED US!!
Cid: Something takes a part of me...
Tifa: Shut up Cid! KoRn sucks!
Cid: They do noooot!!!!!!
Aeris: Just leave Cid alone, Tifa.
Tifa: Thats only cuz you have a crush on Jonathan Davis and Fieldy!
Aeris: !!
Brock: What are you singing Aeris?
Aeris: Lalalalalalaa...
Everyone: Uh... Spice Girls? eeeeewwwww!!!!
Aeris: No!
Everyone: Garbage?
Aeris: Lauren Hill.
Everyone: **bursts out laughing**
Pikachu: Pi... pika... pikachu! (Even Delita can sing better!)
Misty: Oh, brother.....
Aeris: !? **pulls out metal rod**
Everyone: **stops laughing**
Aeris: Better.
Cloud: You guys betta step away. I'm gonna win!!
Pikachu: Pi.. pikachu! (No, I am!)
Ash: How are you so sure?
Cloud and Pikachu: I've got friends.
Ash: Waah! I have nuthin... 'cept for South Park. Kenny's Dead... We got a ride tonight!
Delita: Stop! STOP! I can't stand South Park!
Ovelia: **thrusts dandelions in Delita's ears** There! Now SING AALIYAH!!
Delita: I wanna sing Hanson!
Tifa: Noo... I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy who get no luv from me!
Mustadio: It's been one week since you tackled me... threw your arms in the air and said yourr crazy..
Delita: Aaah!!
Ovelia: **tackles Delita**
Brock: That song Mustadio's singing represents Delita and Ovelia very well.
Misty: You guys are nuts!
Cid: Some thing takes a part of meeee.... Part of me.......
Tifa: SHUT UP CID!
Aeris: Girls... Girls you better watch out, some guys, some guys, are only about..
Cid: You shut up Tifa! TLC sucks!
Tifa: They DO NOT!
Aeris: I'm gonna win! Lauren Hill won 5 Grammies!
Delita: But Hanson plays their own instruments. That's why they're better than boy bands!
Cloud and Pikachu: Yeah, right! Hanson's one of the most hated bands ever next to Vanillla Ice and Milli Vanilli!
Brock: They aren't popular? **sigh** **Crosses the two names out, along with Hanson**
Orlandu: Llalallaallaaa... Ooooh... I lost my (deep baritone voice) swoooooorrd!
Ovelia: Shut up Orlandu! You sound like a sick puppy!
Delita: You're the sick puppy! You want ME to rap! I can't be a Timbaland!
Ash: I know, I'll find a Jigglypuff to get lessons!
Ovelia: **picks up a dandelion**
Delita: AAHH!!!!!
Cloud: Everybody.... yeah.... rock your body... yeah...
Pikachu: Pi.. pikachu! Pika... chuuuuuu!!! (I drive myself crazy, wantin' you the way that I dooooo...)
?????: How was I supposed, to know, oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let... you goooooooo!
Mustadio: Britney Spears? Now I don't have a CHANCE!
Yuffie: Hey everyone!!
Brock: oOoOoOhh... (girl crazy mode!)
Yuffie: I heard there's a kareoke contest and the prize is a big ol' sundae. I just finished my diet, so I can win the prize!
Brock: Not if you're at Chez Pierre with me!
Yuffie: Oooh... Nevermind then!
Brock and Yuffie goto Chez Pierre.
Cid: Something is crawling... I just can't keep from FALLING!
Tifa: What is it? Your brain?
Aeris: No Tifa, it's YOUR brain.
Tifa: Be quiet KoRn luver!
Delita: Aah! Cloud! HELP!! Dancing..I mean...Pikachu, HELP!!
Ovelia: Sing damn it, sing!!!
Cloud: Hey girls, look at this signed Album!
Cloud pulls out a Backstreet Boy's Album of Millenium, signed with all of the Backstreet Boys names. It had no scratches whatsoever, and there was a small message inside the case. "To our buddy Cloud, who gave us his Spikey Hair Gel. Thanks Cloud, now we've got hair to match! Backstreet Boys".
Tifa, Aeris, Ovelia, Misty: OoOoOoOoh!!!!!! **squanders over the signed Album** Pikachu: **pissed look** Pi! Pikachu! Pii... pikachu.. pi..pikachu..chu! (N'Sync is still better. Look at MY Album!) **pulls out N'Sync album**
Pikachu's self-titled N'Sync album was also signed by the guys of N'Sync. Inside, was a more decorated message, but shorter. It was said as..."Thanks for helpin' me beat the Elite Four Pikachu! N'Sync."
Tifa, Aeris, Ovelia, Misty: OoOoOoOoh!!!!!! **squanders over the signed Album**
Cloud: Backstreet Boys!
Pikachu: Pikachu! (N'Sync!)
Misty: **sigh..** Are you guys ready??
Cloud: Wait! **whistles** Okay guys, come in!
Guys: Hey Cloud!
Girls: **Squeals in delight** Ooooooohhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Standing in front of them were four people. They stood there, like ordinary people, just stood there. One was a redhead, the other dark haired, while one was a blonde and had a resemblence to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Girls: EEEHH!! AAH!! I'M IN HEAVEN! BACKSTREET BOYS HEAVEN! AAAH!!!
Pikachu: **pissed look** Pika! Pikachu!! (Okay guys, come on in!)
With that sound, in came five more people.
Guys: Hey Pikachu! How ya doin' buddy?
Pikachu: Pika.... pikachu!! (Introducing... N'Sync!)
Ash: Pikachu?? You know all these guys???? **in awe**
Girls: **squeals in more delight** Oh my gawd! N'SYNC!!! OOOH!!!!! **squanders over to the corner**
Backstreet Boys: Why does N'Sync get all the attention?
Cloud: Hey EVERYONE! Ahem... Backstreet Boys will now SING!
Nick: We are?
Brian: Okay Cloud. Whatever you say.
AJ: Okay guys...
Kevin: One... two...
Howie: (Is that his name? I'm not a BSB fan!)
Backstreet Boys: Tell me why ain't nothin but a party... Aint nuthin but a mislay tell me why I never wanna hear you say... I want it that way... Now I can see that we're falling apart from the way that it used to be... No matter the distance I want you to know, that deep down inside of meeee.....
Girls: OoOoOoOh my GOD!!! The BACKSTREET BOYS! **swoons**
The rest of the guys: Bullshit!!!!! **pissed look**
Pikachu: Pika!! Pikachu! (N'Sync, lets hear your song!)
Justin: Okay.
Chris: (Is that his name? I'm no N'Sync fan either!) Alright, you heard Pikachu!
Joey: Yeah.
Lance: Let's sing!
JC: Let's start!
N'Sync: Lying in your arms, so close together... Didn't know just what I had... Now I toss and turn cuz I'm without you, how I'm missing you sooo bad... Where was my head, where was my heart, now I cry alone in the daaark....
Girls: **run to N'Sync** Yaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!! **waves hands in the air like hysterical octapi**.
Cloud: They will be singing LIVE, free of charge, ALL their songs!
BSB: Huh?
Nick: Wait a minute...
Pikachu: Pika, pikachu! pi pi! (FREE T-Shirts and CD Albums!)
Justin: Can we do that?
Cloud: Free kisses from each of the members!
Brian: Thats a big no-no.
Pikachu: Pikaa!! Pikachu pikachu! (Serenades!)
JC: That's a little too far.
Cloud: Tight pants!
Pikachu: Pikaa! (Tank tops!)
Cloud: Auction of their own house!
Pikachu: Pikachu!!! (Kidney Donations!)
BSB and N'Sync: Whoa, have you guys been drinking coffee??
Cloud and Pikachu: **growls at each other**
Cloud is wielding his large sword, while Pikachu's red smoochie cheeks are being pumped. They look at each other angrily with unhappy eyes, and desolate faces. These faces scare even the ugly waitress during commercials on the Sci-Fi channel.
Tifa: Oh.... **pretends to faint** (CPR!)
Aeris: I think I need a heart transplant... **pretends to faint too**
Ovelia: Hmm... dandelions. Say guys, want some Jello?
Delita: Nooo! Don't do it!!!
BSB and N'Sync: Hey... We have ta go.
Cid: !@#$ you boy bands!
Girls: **slaps Cid** Idiot!
Ash: Whoa... This fanfic is out of control!
BSB and N'Sync: We'll be in another fanfic when you need us. Bye!
Nick: Say N'Sync, let's go to Starbucks!
Justin: As long as there aren't crazy girls like there are here...
AJ: Where did we say we'd give away free kisses to Cloud?
Lance: And where did WE say we'd give KIDNEY DONATIONS to Pikachu?
All of a sudden, Yuffie and Brock come in!
Yuffie: Hi everyone!
Brock: Now I know what I'm gonna sing....
Delita: What?
Brock: Livin' La Vida Loca....!
Cid: Sorry socket boy. Stupid Misty's too awed at Backseat Boys and N'Stink.
Yuffie: Omagod, they were here?! Eeek!! Wait for meeee!!!!
All of a sudden, Tifa, Aeris, Yuffie, Ovelia, and Misty shriek and shriek, running after the 2 boy bands, leaving the rowdy boys helpless.
Guys: !@#$!!!!!!!!
Cid: Damn it. I want some BEER.
Ash: Aw.... And I practiced real hard!!!!!
Guys: Now what do we do??!!
They saw a shadow come in. The shadow was a girl who was about 17 years old. She was a blonde sweetie, and cute nose. Her white teeth glimmered in the air. She was wearing a tight tank top, while wearing a real small jacket and somewhat baggy pants. Who can this be?? (Hint: Depressed Catholic School girl. Another Hint: Ocean, port, white, baby blue, dancing.) If you can't get a hint, in walked in Britney Spears!
Britney Spears: Oh darn, I'm in the wrong fanfic. Hi guys.
Guys: **drool** OoOoOoOooohhh.............. (sick sad perverted look)