After the beer mishap, beer bottles clattered and littered the picnic area. The men of the group were forced to clean the area, as the rest of the group awaits the arrival of Mustadio, Misty, Ramza, Alma, Dycedarg, Zalbag, Barret, Yuffie, and Red XIII.
Cid: Damn it, stupid beer bottles!
Cloud: I should have NEVER brought them!
Ash: Brock, you MADE me taste beer!
Brock: No I didn't! I just suggested that it tastes good with donuts!
Delita: I don't get why I have to clean this up.
Pikachu: Pika! (Cuz your a guy!)
Aeris: Should we let Delita off? He didn't drink any beer.
Ovelia: Sure, lets give him a break **wide, evil, grin**.
Delita: On second thought, I'll be helpful and clean up the ground!!
Orlandu: I WANT MY SWORD! Wah! **stares at the lake which is strangly over-colored.**
Tifa: When are Mustadio and Misty gonna be here??
Cid: Ain't Misty a movie porn actress?
Pikachu: **thundershocks Cid** Pika pikachu! Pi! Pi..pi..chu! (Don't talk bout Misty like that! Ash *likes* her!)
Ash: Pikachu! I DO NOT!!
Pikachu: **thundershocks Ash** Pika pikachu! (Don't deny the truth!)
The Group: OoOoOoOhhh!!!!! Ash and Misty, sittin' in a tree, having little ba-abies! First comes luuuv, then Misty gets fat, you know what comes after that!
Ash: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
Cloud: That's not all...
Tifa: That's not all...
Cid: Baby drinking alchohol!
Orlandu: That's not it...
Delita: That's not it...
Ovelia: Baby smoking cigarette!
Ash: **pissed look**
Brock: Don't blame me. Aeris is the poet.
Ash: AERIS!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Eeeekkk!! **runs away**
Ash: I'll get you! **runs after her**
Cid: Now dats one little kid!
Pikachu: Pika pika. Chu. Chu.(He didn't sic his Pokemon on you. That's how mad he is!) **sips Kool-Aid**
Cloud: If ya touch a single hair on Aeris's head, then you are DEAD! Don't you DARE touch her!
Everyone: **stares at Cloud** Ooooh!
Tifa: **gasp**Cloud! How DARE you choose HER over me!!
Cloud: No... I mean... Uh..... Aw... I love you.
Tifa: Huh? Aww....
The Group: Oooh...! Cloud and Aeris walkin' about. Oh how they are making out! First comes baby. Then comes divorce. Now Cloud's giving TIFA the force! That's not all, that's not all, BOTH babies, are drinking alchohol, that's not it that's not it...
Cid: I JUST RAN OUT OF CIGARETTES!!!!
Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris: **are all pissed off, and ready to hurt people**
Cloud: **unsheaths his HUGE sword.**
Orlandu: That sword looked like mine... **sniffle** My poor poor sword! Waaaaaah!!!
Cid: Ah shut up ya old geezer.
Brock: I haven't seen an old guy cry before. Wow!
Aeris: Hey Brock, if you want to see a withered old guy, look in the mirror!
Brock: Hey!!
Tifa: **Equips her punching gloves**
Ash: She's a boxer?
Pikachu: Pika, pikachu! (No wonder she's so busty.)
Aeris: **Wields her metal rod**
The Group: Uh oh...
POW, ZAP, BOOM, SIZZLE, ZOWIES, WOWSERS, POOF, BAM, BOMB, ZIP, ZOOM, WOOWIE, WHOA, WEEEEEEEEE, CABOOZLE!!!!
Before everyone knows it, they are all tied up in a pretzally mess. What with all the love jokes and whatnot, who comes along to join the happening fun? Mustadio!
Mustadio arrives.
Mustadio: Oh my !@#$ing God.... What happened??
As Mustadio stared at the black eyes, red eyes, shiners, lumps on each head, several chipped teeth, messed up hair, muddy clothes, Pokeballs and Materia spread all over the place, small prickles of blood, and three pissed off faces of fury, he felt like escaping before it was too late, and he would join the desolate and bloody massacre.
Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa: **pissed, silent looks**
Ash: **slurring** ooow....they beat us up...
Pikachu: Pikaaaaa...(I need a Pokemon center!!!)
Mustadio: Oh my...! I think I'll help....
Mustadio scanned through the area. Not only was the ground a messful of Materia, Pokeballs, beer bottles, Kool-Aid, blood, candy wrappers, and styrofoam cups, the lake now has strange animals, which will eat anything smaller than it (even themselves). They seem to be created by some kind of iron or steele, which is used to make the blade of a sword (Orlandu: NoOoOoO!).
Mustadio: Ugh.. What a sty! WHAT have you guys been doing here??!!
Cid: !@#$!.... Dafeasdfedajdsfkl. (aw !@#$, I can't talk no more!)
Mustadio: Eew...a broken jaw!
Delita: AAAAH!!! Aaaah, aah, AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mustadio: I know it hurts Delita, just quit screaming! This will help your wound.
Delita: Nooo, Ovelia, she's... She's... Dfadslfjeoafjd!
Mustadio: What did you say?
Ovelia: DANDELIONS! That'll shut you up!
Mustadio: Ovelia, have you ever thought of going to a psychiatrist?
Ovelia: I AM a psychiatrist! Hehehehehe!
Mustadio: Or maybe a mental center?
Ovelia: As long as DELITA will be there!
Delita: Aaaaah!!!!!!!!! DANCING HAMPSTER, HEEEEELP!!!!!!!!!
Mustadio: I think he'll be there...
Brock: Oh my god! I've lost the sight of my left eye!
Tifa: I never knew you HAD eyes.
Mustadio: I'll get you cleaned up....
Misty arrives, after two hours of the tragical thingie.
Misty: I'm heeere!
Orlandu: **scans Misty**
Cloud: (whispers to Ash): She's pretty good for a 12-year-old. Why you so ashamed??
Ash: You're sick Cloud!
Misty: What'd he say?
Ash: I mean... Uh... Nuthin'.
Misty: Come on scaredy cat!
Ash: Scaredy cat?? I mean... Uh... Cloud did this great thing... Uh...
Misty: What?
Mustadio: Just spit out the truth Ash.
Ash: Spit out! Yeah! He can spit chocolate milk out of his nose!!
Tifa: You can??
Aeris: Oh Cloud, that's gross!
Brock: Let me see!
Cid: Dfdsadfocxzieo! (I wanna see s--- come out of ur nose!) Delita: Noo... Ovelia...
Ovelia: Swallow your din-din Delita!
Delita: DIN DIN?! It's DANDELIONS AND JELLO for God's...
Orlandu: Or THUNDERgod's!
Delita: Sake..!
Ovelia: Baaaad Delita! No more Dessert for you!
Delita: I don't want dessert! Why is Kool-Aid dessert?!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!! Chuuuuu!!(My Kool-Aid! Gimme back my Kool-Aid!)
Delita: Give the Kool-Aid back to Dancing Hampster!
Pikachu: **thundershocks both the hysterical Delita and Ovelia** (I'm not a dancing hampster!)
Cloud: (whispers to Ash) You are one dead brat! **grabs the chocolate milk Mustadio brought**
Cloud takes a deeeep breath, and squeezes the carton. He sticks a straw in the hole, and places it in his mouth. Then he inhales, doesn't swallow, and hesitates it in the back of his mouth. Then he makes some wierd noise, and then chocolate colored liquid comes out of his nostrils, and land in the lake.
Cloud: I DID IT!! I ACTUALLY DID IT!!! I'm so proud of myself!
Misty: Ugh....
Cloud: I'm INVINCIBLE!!
Brock: What? Just cuz you can make milk come out of your nose?
Cloud: Yes.
Mustadio: Alright, my man! **high-fives Cloud**
Misty: So anyways, you guys brought your swimsuits?
Everyone: **stares at the lake, now brown from Cloud's snott trick** Mmm... Sorry, I forgot!
Misty: Aw... Oh well.
Ash: So now what do we do for fun?
Orlandu: Let's play "Find the Sword"!
Cid: Les play "Damn Orlandu".
Misty: I brought my Kareoke machine, so we can have fun. There can even be a contest. We find out who the best singer in our group is. I'm the judge since it's MY Kareoke Machine!
Everyone: What's the prize?
Misty: A ribbon.
Everyone: Awww... Misty: AND a............ Misty Sundae!
Everyone: Misty Sundae?
Misty: It's my special recipe. It's a huuuuge ice cream bonanza popped into one big bowl! **pulls out a photo of a HUGE Sundae** It takes me an hour to make it!
The sundae was about two feet high. On the bottom, it had a couple of scoops of strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, and cookie dough. It was shaped as a tower, with built in whip cream windows and everything. There were jellybeans sticking out of the whip cream, which represented happy people. To make the tower in design and holding its structure, was sugar coated and chocolate syrup covered strawberries. There were small pieces of Gumdrops, and frosting. There were also small signs of slushie's near the top, which represented the clouds. On the very top, was a big, mysterious, chocolate chip, and surrounding it, were sprinkles and M & M's representing the rooftop and tower point. Even the doorway was well designed. It's frame was made of See's Candies and the door See's Chocolates. There were even little figures to add more details in it. Near the door, were gingerbread men and ladies. They even had their own greeting gingerbreadmen which held a twislers pull and peels licorace sign that said "Welcome to Misty Sundae". The small pint of egotism was there too. Near the middle, was a small colored frosting picture of Misty (sure beats the heck out of Tifa and Aeris' cookies doesn't it?).
Everyone: **drools**
Delita: No! Singing!?
Ovelia: Oh yay! Delita and I will do a duet!
Delita: But...
Ovelia: **stuffs more Dandelions in Delita's mouth** Don't you want that ice cream?!
Delita: **spits out Dandelions** Well... It does sound a whole lot better than Dandelions and Jello.
Ovelia: SHUT UP! **stuffs Dandelions back in**
Ash: I wonder what song I should sing?
Mustadio: "Kareoke"? What's that? And what's "ice cream"? It sounds very tempting.
Tifa and Aeris: You don't know what Ice Cream is?!
Pikachu: Pika... pikachu! (Mustadio, you have such a strange life.)
Misty: Come on, I'll show you!