Ovelia and Delita were having the worst of troubles, while Aeris and Tifa finally got to apologize. Cloud sighed unhappily as they awaited the rest of the group to arrive at the picnic. Cid was able to speak and start saying dirty and bad language. As the group was there, they got a phone call from Ramza, Alma, Dycedarg, and Zalbag. It was rather strange that the 4 siblings could use a phone, since in their time they didn't even have TV (*gasp*!).
Tifa: Really? Really?? Oh my god, I can't believe Shelley would do that!
Phone: Fasdfjoerathsdfmklsdfjaosdjrfadjsfddskall.
Tifa: Oh my GOD! Shelley and Nate?
Ash: TIFA! **snatches phone from Tifa**
Tifa: Hey!!
Orlandu: Ya little tart!
Aeris: Don't call her a tart! Ya old geezer!
Orlandu: Why... if I had my sword....!! **stares at the lake, with melted iron.
Delita: What is this contraption?
Pikachu: Pika! Pika chuu! (It's a phone.)
Delita: What is a phone?
Cloud: A phone is something you use to communicate with people over the seas or wherever.
Ovelia: Oh Delita, you poor demented fool!
Delita: Well you don't know what a phone is either!
Ovelia: **tackles Delita**
Delita: **screams**
Ovelia: DANDELIONS!!
Ash: Who's on the phone?
Tifa: Alma is. I can't believe it! Shelley and Nate!!
Aeris: Shelley and Nate??? Oh my god!
Cid: What kind of S--- are you talking bout???
Orlandu: I knew it would be too good to be true.
Brock: What?
Orlandu: To keep Cid quiet.
Cid: Oh, SHUT UP!!
Brock: Say, what does Shelley look like?
Aeris: Curly, red hair. Shines lightly. Big nose, but cute eyes. Soft skin, no freckles.
Brock: OoOoOoOoh! Is that a psychic buddy on the phone? I want her to read my cards with Shelley!
Delita: GET OFF ME!!
Ovelia: **grabs 3 dandelions**
Ash: It's more creepy here...
Cid: !@#$!
Cloud: Give me the phone.
Tifa: **hands Cloud the phone**
Aeris: Hey Tifa, did you know that Victoria and Michael are.....
Ovelia: OH MY GOD! REALLY??? **gets off Delita**
Delita: Wow, girl talk is actually useful once in a while....
Cloud: Hello?
Alma: Hi!
Cloud: So, why'd you call us?
Alma: GIRL TALK!!!
From the background:
Zalbag: Alma, no GIRL TALK!
Ramza: Alma, you're 16, learn responsibility!
Dycedarg: TART! TART! TART TART TART!
Zalbag: Shut up, Dycedarg.
Dycedarg: SILICON! SILICON! SILICON SILICON!!
Alma: Dycie-dargie pooh, don't do that.
Zalbag: Dycedarg, keep doing that, and I'll have to cut off that screen thing!
Razma: TV??!! Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Dycedarg: FINE!
Cloud: Can I speak to Ramza?
Alma: Okay!
A moment's hesitation and static, and then:
Ramza: Is this you Cloud?
Cloud: Yo.
Ramza: I rather like this communication thing. Is it called "fone"?
Cloud: "Phone". It's "ph" not "f".
Ramza: Well, I'm just calling you because I'm afraid we'll be a little late.
Cloud: Why?
Ramza: Dycedarg wanted some Chocobo.
(Author's Note: For you Pokemon fans, a chocobo is a large bird or chicken. It is in various colors. The ones in different colors have different powers. In Final Fantasy games, instead of horses, they use chocobos!) Cloud: What happened to his Chocobo?
Ramza: He ate it.
Cloud: That's sick man.
Ramza: Duh.
Dycedarg: BURP!
Zalbag: Ah, shut up, gottee boy.
Dycedarg: It ain't no gottee! It's a beard!
Alma: Your cheap golden gottee is sweating up a dangling bunch.
Dycedarg: WHAT?!
Zalbag: Is that gottee a clip-on?
Dycedarg: GRRRR!!!
Alma: Only big babies use cap-locks for their sentences!
Ramza: Ahem...anyways, I'm just telling you that I'm going to bring some salad. Alma is bringing an apple pie that looks very tempting, Zalbag is bringing sandwitches, and... uh... Dycedarg is bringing some sort of fish.
Cloud: Cool. I'll tell Tifa what's going on.
Ramza: Okay, bye. Uh...
Zalbag: OH MY GOD! DYCEDARG!
Dycedarg: I told you that I wanted to go take a pitstop!
Alma: Eeeek!
Ramza: Uh...maybe we'll be a little more late.
Cloud: Er... k. Anything else you'd like to add?
Ramza: Yes. Alma wants to tell Tifa and Aeris that Erin and Azack got "jiggy" with it. Personally, I don't understand what Alma looks at at the "TV".
Cloud: Erin and AZACK!!! Oh my god!!
Chocobo: **WAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!!!**
Ramza: Uh oh.... bye!!!
Tifa: Okay... Ovelia, Brock, Cloud, what did you bring?
Ovelia: DANDELIONS!!! Oh...and some Jelloooo! I especially made one of them for DELITA!
Delita: Awww...**takes a bite of Jello** **turns green** Uh.....
Ovelia: MWAHAHAHA!! Now I have you! **grabs dandelions and tackles Delita again**
Brock: Donuts. Sweet and soft, just like you!
Cloud: I brought BEER!
Cid: Oh ya! GIVE ME SOME BEER!!!!
Cloud: **pops open the beer cork**
Orlandu: Hey Cloud, gimme some beer!
Pikachu: Pika! Pikachu! (Beer? Ugh! I still want my Kool-Aid!)
Ash: Here Pikachu. If you want me, I'll be drinking beer.
Aeris: What a mixed up world!
Cloud: **slurp** Hey, ho, hey, ho!
Cid: Yeessss!
Brock: Beer?? Can I have some beer?
Orlandu: Oh I love being an alchoholic!
Everyone stares at Orlandu.
Orlandu: I mean.... I like beer.
Ash: **tastes beer** Ugh....
Pikachu: Pika pika! (See, Kool-Aid's better!)
Cid: Li'l brat. Don't know good beer when you see it!
Pikachu: **drinks down Kool-Aid**
Ash: Beer stinks!
Cloud: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
Brock: Did you know that beer tastes good with donuts?
Ash: Really?? **grabs a donut, dunks it in his small cup of beer** **pops donut in his mouth** Hmm...
Orlandu: Mmm!!! It's GOOD!!
Tifa and Aeris: You guys are sick!
Delita: GET OFF ME OVELIA! I WANT SOME BEER!!
Ovelia: DANDELIONS! JELLO!! Mwahahahahaha!
Pikachu: **is still gulping down Kool-Aid** Pika pi chu! (I love strawberry Kool-Aid!)
Tifa: **gnaws on Brock's donuts**
Aeris: Ovelia... you need to leave Delita alone.
Ovelia: Who said so??
Delita: ARRGGH!!
Aeris: I know self-defense.
Ovelia: So do I.
Delita: Then how come you always want ME to save your butt!!??
Ovelia: **stuffs four dandelions in Delita's mouth** QUIET, YOU!
Aeris: Tsk, tsk... What wierd people!
The Guys: Hip, hip horray, ho, horray, hooo!!
Tifa: **gnaw, gnaw, gnaw**
Pikachu: Pika pika pikachu! (Kool-Aid! They should make a Kool-Aid Pokemon!)
The Guys: 99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer!!
Aeris: THAT SONG??
The Guys: Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
Tifa: My teeth hurt!
Aeris: Then quit gnawing on Brock's donuts!
Tifa: **shrugs** I don't feel like it. **gnaw..**
Pikachu: Pika... PIKACHU!! (BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ovelia: Whooo, major B.O.! **pinches nose**
The Guys: 31 bottles of beer on the waaaaallll... 31 bottles of beeeer.... Take one down, pass it arrrooound... 64 bottles of beer on the wall.....
Delita: 64 bottles? It's 30! Can't you guys count?!
Aeris: Oh my god, they're drunk!
Pikachu: Piiikaaa...... CHUUUU!!!!!!!! **shocks the guys**
All of a sudden, Cloud, Cid, Orlandu, Brock, and Ash shook their heads, and restored their sanity.
Cloud, Cid, Orlandu, Brock, and Ash: !@#$!!!!