After everyone was shocked by Pikachu, they sat down and stayed calm for an intimidating millisecond. Delita was no longer power-crazy, and Pikachu was able to get some Kool-Aid from Ash. Ash was searching crazily for his Game Boy. Aeris was also searching crazily. But she was searching for "Final Fantasy Legend" to present to Ash, to make him understand their method of fighting. Tifa was setting the sunny-for-a-while picnic area. Orlandu was still searching for his sword (which is now being slowly devoured by the fish). Cid's mouth was taped together (for the making of this fanfic, since Mr. Bigmouth cusses too much), so he didn't have much to do except draw Blueprints to improve his ship, the Highwind.
Tifa: Hey guys, can you tell me what did you bring for the picnic?
Ash: I brought the Kool-Aid.
Delita: I brought utensils.
Cid: Mmm... fg... dafslkjoe... eaeaefss.
Tifa: What?
Delita: He said he brought some...
Aeris: **covers Delita's mouth** Not in a PG rated fanfic!
Delita: In short, he brought barbeque chips.
Orlandu: I brought the napkins.
Pikachu: Pi! Pika pika! (I want mines to be a special treat!)
Aeris: Not only did I bring flowers, I brought homemade cookies!
Tifa: I brought the blanket, and I baked some cookies. Aeris: Really?? I wonder HOW did you knew what to bring??
Tifa: It just came to me. How about YOU???
Aeris: Came to me too.
Cid: Mfdafdk ietasdf.
Delita: He said he wants to taste some...
Ash: Hey, not in front of the little kids!
Delita: He wants both of your cookies.
Tifa and Aeris: Okay!!
Tifa and Aeris stumble to bring a small bag of freshly baked cookies. Tifa's cookies had a picnic basket on it. It was very well detailed, with a Pokeball next to it, and Cid's ship, the Highwind. Aeris', however, was a normal shaped cookie, but it had lots of tasty materials in its top. It's bottom was fluffy, yet crispy. Its aroma was nice, since its top was covered in tasty frosting.
Tifa and Aeris: All right, stuff your faces with my cookies!
The group tasted the cookies. They were both so delish, they didn't know whose to pick.
Orlandu: Mmmmm.....
Ash: Even Mom's cookies aren't this good!
Cid: Dfetayspdofjeawtapjf!
Delita: Wow, Cid likes these amazing cookies so much, he didn't even use a single bad word in that sentence!
Pikachu: Pika! (Yummie!)
Tifa and Aeris: Whose cookies are you talking about??
The group: Uh..... both.
Tifa and Aeris: WHAT?! You need to chose one! It's MINE!
Ash: Uh oh...
Delita: I thought this was rated PG.
Tifa and Aeris didn't fight, but instead were steamed. Their veins popped out here and there, and they stayed silent for a while. They each tasted each other's cookies, and searched for the recipe, for they thought each other's cookie was better. They both tried to act as sneaky spys, but since this fanfic is rated PG, they could not do anything sly.
Brock arives.
Brock: Hi everyone!!
Pikachu: Pika! (Hi Brock!)
Brock: oOoOoOohh!!! **stares at Tifa and Aeris**
Ash: Uh oh...
Delita: Does this person have eyes in his sockets?
Orlandu: Um.... is he going to act girl-crazy or something?
Brock: Helloooo! What'cha doin?
Pikachu: Pika pika..(Uh oh!)
Tifa and Aeris: **stays silent**
Brock: You know, some of my friends set off a bug bomb at my house. Can I stay over at yours?
Tifa and Aeris: **interested** Sure. **both look at each other** Why you....!!!
Tifa: First you steal my homemade cookie idea...
Aeris: And now you steal my date!!??
Tifa and Aeris: **both fuming**
Brock: Oh my...! Two of them, fighting over ME! **beams**
Ash: Oh, brother.
Cid: Dsefadsrjdiajfsdafjsdfeapsdfoiu!!!
Delita: Yikes, Cid!
Orlandu: If only I had my SWORD!!!
Tifa and Aeris: Grrrrr..!!!!
Pikachu: Pikachu!! Pika pika pika! (Nooo! This isn't right! We're supposed to have a picnic!) **hides behind Ash**
Tifa and Aeris: I'm better than you! I am! I AM!
Ash: STOP!! Let's ask my Pokemon!
And so, Ash threw out all of his Pokeballs, and started to count them, to be sure. Ash collected all the empty Pokeballs, and awaited the Pokemons' decisions.
Ash: Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Charizard, Pidgeotto, Krabby, Muk, GoOoOoO!!!
The six Pokemon, unfortunetly, were divided in half. Charizard, Muk, and Krabby picked Tifa, while Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Pidgeotto chose Aeris.
Ash: Oh no!
Tifa: Hey, Bulbasaur, join my side! **waves cookie in front of Bulbasaur's face**
Bulbasaur: **sniffs the fresh aroma** Bulba! (mmmm!)
Aeris: Tifa! Your side is the DARK SIDE! **pulls Bulbasaur back and waves her cookie in front of his face**
Bulbasaur: Bulbasaur!? (Who, who, who?!)
Aeris: Pssst.... Krabby... **slides water on Krabby**
Krabby: **click click click click!** (Ah, you're so nice!)
Tifa: Pidgeotto! **dangles one of Cid's chips in front of Pidgeotto**
Pidgeotto: Pidgeo! (BARBECUE!)
Cid: Adsfjeoawytisdflkjf!!
Delita: Uh huh.
Ash: Awww!! Quit bribing my Pokemon!!!!
By now, Pokemon were running all over the place, while Tifa and Aeris still bicker and bicker.
Brock: You like me, you really like me! **beams again**
Orlandu: What's up with the dude who never opens his eyes?
Pikachu: Pika....chu! (Maybe he's blind?)
Ovelia arrives.
Delita: AAAAAH!!! OVELIA!!!!
Ovelia: Hehehee.... Hi, Delita!
Delita: Ash! Hide me!
Ash: Okay. Everyone, return!
Pokemon: Edituosaodifmidusyteawjro!!! (Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ash: Argh! **blocks Delita**
Ovelia: Move along little boy.
Orlandu: Move along LITTLE GIRL!
Ovelia: Orlandu! Hey.....where's your sword??
Orlandu: Grrr.... **walks away**
Brock: OoOoOoOh! **forgets about Tifa and Aeris and walks toward Ovelia**
Ovelia: Where are your eyes?
Brock: I always close my eyes. It's a habit I do when I'm around a pretty girl.
Ovelia: See Delita, I can leave you whenever I want! You're lucky I'm here!
Delita: Hey buster, leave Ovelia alone!
Brock: You know... I can do amazing things. I can juggle, do ventrilaquist acts, and pay bills at... fancy restaurants!
Delita: Alright, I'm takin' you down! Tommorrow, at the schoolyard, be there!!
Ovelia: No Delita. He'll be too busy taking me to Chez Pierre!
Ash: Actually... Ovelia... have you ever been to the carnival?
Ovelia: No. Does it have fireworks?
Ash: At the end, yes. Maybe you'll see some extra ones. **wink wink**
Brock: She's too busy going to Chez Pierre!
Ash: Carnival!
Brock: Chez Pierre!!
Ash: CARNIVAL!!
Cid: Ltjioasfdjsalthoeafsstjoeuarfds!
Delita: How dare you, Cid! Noo! She will not go meet you on the Highwind!
Cid: Fjdostijrasldkfjeasu!!
Delita: **real mad**
Ash: Carnival!
Brock: Chez Pierre!
Cid: Oeuarfds!
Cloud arrives.
Cloud: Tifa! Aeris! Where are my two fav women?
Tifa and Aeris: Aww, Cloud!
Cloud: Hi!
Tifa and Aeris: **hugs him** **growls at each other**
Cloud: **thinks** (Are they gonna ask about who I'm gonna chose? Uh oh...)
Tifa: Say Cloud?
Aeris: Tifa.... May I speak to you in PRIVATE?
Tifa: No, you may not!
Cloud: Say, what's going on there? **points at where the men are pining at Ovelia**. **walks to where the area is going on**
Ovelia: Hmm..Chez Pierre, Carnival, Highwind, or the Pokemon and Human Health Spa. Delita, can you out do all of these cute men... and Pikachu?
Delita: Grrr.....
Brock: Chez Pierre!
Ash: Carnival!
Cid: Oeuarfds!
Pikachu: Pika, Pikachu! (Pokemon and Human Health Spa!)
Cloud: Hey, Ovelia... Where'd you get that DRESS??
Ovelia: You like it?
Cloud: Like it? You look so hot in it!
Tifa and Aeris: **red as ever, and fuming** (Hard to imagine this story PG isn't it?)
Cloud: You know, I know this great place in the mountains. Where you ski? An exotic lodge.
Ovelia: oOoOoh!
Delita: BACK!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Ovelia: Oh Delita, HONEY. Let me have some fun!!
Delita: **kneels, holds Ovelia's hand** I know I haven't been around the house... er... kingdom lately, but I had important business. Now that I'm at a picnic, I want to spend it all joyously with you.
Ovelia: Does that mean I can stick Dandelions in your hair?
Delita: NoOoOoO!!!
Ovelia: **sniffle**
Delita: **whimper**
Orlandu: And I thought I had problems!!