It was a cool day. Today was the day, of course, for the Picnic that everyone had planned. Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, all the other Pokemon, Cloud, Tifa, Barret, Aeris, Yuffie, Cid, Red XII, Ramza, Alma, Dycedarg, Zalbag, Mustadio, Orlandu, Delita, and Ovelia got their invitations, and each brought out something to have fun with. They were going to have a picnic in the park, where they have reserved a big ol' chunk of land and some liquid area for Misty to have a great Picnic! Ash, Pikachu, and Delita arrived first.
Ash: What are your Pokemon?
Delita: What IS Pokemon?
Ash: Pikachu's a Pokemon!
Pikachu: Pika! (Hi!)
Delita: What do you do with them?
Ash: You use them to battle.
Delita: Use that little thing? To battle?
Pikachu: Pikachu! (Hey!!)
Ash: He's real strong!
Delita: Hmm.... never underestimate the power of your opponent.
Ash: Uh... yeah.
Delita: So what's your occupation?
Ash: I wanna be a Pokemon master!!
Delita: Oh yeah?? I'm the king of Ivalice!!!
Ash: Iva-what?
Delita: Oh, come on! You've NEVER heard of Ivalice??
Ash: Is that some kind of chocolate bar or something?
Delita: Even midget losers like you should know what Ivalice is!!
Ash: MIDGET LOSERS!? Pikachu... may you do the honors?
Pikachu: Pika! (sure!) **gets ready to shock Delita**
Delita: Hey Pikachu, shock my SWORD. **pulls out gold sword**
Pikachu: Pikaaa...(you are... dead?) chu?? (**whimpers**)
Delita: Mwahahaha! Feel the fury of my sword!!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!! (Eep!)
Delita: If you think that's scary, wait till it touches your flesh!
Ash: Hey! Leave Pikachu alone, ya big bully!
Delita: **aims sword at Ash** What?
Ash: I mean... uh... all hail the mighty king of Ivalice! Hehehe.... he.......
Delita: Good!
Tifa and Aeris arive.
Tifa: We're here!
Aeris: And I bought you guys some flowers! Uh...
Tifa: Delita? Where is everyone?
Delita: Mwahahaha...behind the tree, finding objects for my new crown! Ash, Pikachu, what did you find?
Ash: I found a shoe, cotton, and... underwear?
Pikachu: Pika! (I found a penny!)
Delita: How am I supposed to reign if I have UNDERWEAR in my crown?? DIE!
Ash: AAAAH!
Pikachu: PIKA!! (Eeek!)
Tifa: Delita, ya big meanie.
Aeris: Where are your manners??
Delita: Back, you brazen wenches!!
Tifa: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!
Delita: **points sword at Aeris**
Aeris: Oh no, not this again!
Delita: You! Go find ornaments for my crown. Mwahaha!
Aeris: How bout some flowers? Only one gil!
Ash: "Gil"? From a fish? Eww!
Pikachu: Pikachu! (You Final Fantasy people are gross!)
Tifa: Those are used as money. They aren't real fish gil.
Delita: Make my crown!
Aeris: Eep!
Tifa: Uh... I'll just set the blanket down and...
Delita: STOP!
Tifa: Huh?
Delita: Are you single??
Tifa: Uh... no. I have a boyfriend. His name's Cloud!
Delita: Well, too bad!
Tifa: **shrieks** **slaps Delita**
Delita: Come BACK!!
Tifa: Aaaaah!! **Runs around the tree**
Delita: You can't escape meeeee! I'm the KING!! And you, Ash, gimme that beetle. It looks cool.
Ash: Beetle? Eew!
Pikachu: Pika Pika! Pikachu! PIKA! (Hide me, Ash! Delita is crazy! I'll even go in the Pokeball! QUICK!!)
Orlandu and Cid come walking in on the scene.
Cid: Cidolfus? What the hell??
Orlandu: People call me Thundergod Cid.
Cid: Whateva. That's my friggin' name! Who in the name of GOD..
Orlandu: Or ThunderGOD Cid!
Cid: ...would name us both Cid???
Cid and Orlandu look towards where havoc happened. Ash was creeping out at the star fish he was looking at near the lake, for Delita wanted it for his throne. Pikachu was running away from a wild Sandshrew. Aeris was tying her flowers together to make Delita his crown, while Tifa was still running around the same tree, Delita following behind.
Cid: !??!
Orlandu: DELITA!
Delita: Orlandu?? You're alive!!!
Orlandu: I'm here to kill ya! GRR!!
Delita: **screams**
Orlandu: After I set down the napkins.
Cid: What the !@#$?! Tifa, what the hell are ya doin??
Tifa: Help! He's trying to shag me!
Cid: Delita?! What are ya? Freakin' Austin Powers or the spy who shagged him?!
Delita: Oh my god! Don't Crush Punch me! PLEASE!
Pikachu: Pika pika pi...pikachu! (You Final Fantasy people are wierd. "Crush Punch"? You're attack names are strange. Very.)
Orlandu: That's it Delita! you have to get the ugly napkin!
Delita: Nooo! Anything but that! ANYTHING!
Ash: Orlandu, heelp!
Pikachu: PIKACHU! (Oh, please help!!)
Orlandu: Then let Ash and Pikachu go.
Delita: Okay.
Ash: Yesss! Now you made me mad, Delita! I'll show you what Pokemon are all about!
Delita: Not if I...what? Where's my sword?
Pikachu: PIKA!! (Don't MOVE!) **is wielding the sword**
Delita: Egads!!!!!
Pikachu: Pika Pika PIKACHU!! (Mwahahha, now I get to be the king!)
Ash: Yay, Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pikachu. (And Ash is my royal servent boy!)
Ash: Hey!
Pikachu: Pika! (Aeris!)
Aeris: **looks up**
Pikachu: Pika, pika! (Go make me a cake!)
Aeris: But where... Pikachu: Pika! (Find some cake!)
Delita: **cowers behind Cid**
Cid: !#$!$%$@#^@$%! A little dust mop's controlling us!
Pikachu: PikaCHU! (Take Cid's cigarettes and cigars away!)
Ash: Yes sir, Pikachu. **takes Cid's packs away**
Cid: Oh well.
Pikachu: PIKA! (And his Nicoderm CQ!)
Ash: Okay. **takes Cid's patches away**
Cid: !$@%$#^$%&#^%@%#!!
Pikachu: Pikachu! (And Tifa!)
Tifa: **stops running around the tree, and is dizzy**
Pikachu: Pika pika pika! (YOU'RE MINE!!)
Tifa: Not again!
Pikachu: **runs after Tifa**
Tifa: Aargh!!!! **runs her fastest**
Ash: Hey Aeris, is the picnic blanket and stuff ready?
Aeris: Not yet. Not everyone arrived.
Orlandu: I hope they don't come. It's havoc already.
Cid: !$#!@%!$#!! They took ma packs and patches away!
Aeris: Hey guys, did you bring cake?
Ash: Delita, that sword is evil! Get rid of it!
Delita: Leave me alone!! Get Pikachu away from me!!
Orlandu: Pikachu has never had such power like this.
Ash: Pikachu! Stop!!!
Pikachu: Pika, pika! (I will Ash, after I get TIFA!)
Tifa: EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!! **Tifa tries to slap Pikachu, but since Pikachu is so fast, it dodges the attempt and jumps on Tifa, making her tumble to the ground**
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu! (Now I've got you in my clutches!)
Tifa: Oh my god!! Please, don't screw me! Pikachu: Pika? Pikachu! Pika pika, Pikachu! (Screw you? What do you mean? I just want some Kool-Aid)
Tifa: Really? Oh. Ya have to ask Orlandu for that.
Pikachu: PIKACHU! (Orlandu, I want some Kool-Aid!)
Since Orlandu never speaks Pokemon, he now thinks Pikachu's trying to rape him.
Orlandu: Aaah!!!!! I'm an old guy! I'm not supposed to run! Where's my sword??
Delita: I have no idea **looks at the lake, now bubbling with ooze**
Pikachu: Pikachu! Pika! (Come back! I just want some Kool-Aid!)
Orlandu: A raping Pokemon!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!! (PERVERT!!) Pika....CHU!!! **Thundershocks Orlandu**
Since the Thundershock was so severe, not only Orlandu was in pain, so was Ash, Aeris, and Delita. Their bones crackled, and showed, while the volts of electricity kept tumbling upon them, until they become fried Pidgeotto.
Ash, Aeris, Delita, Orlandu: #%!$##!@%$#!!!!!
Ash: Pikachu! My CAP!
Aeris: I just had my hair done!
Delita: Stupid little dancing hampster!
Orlandu: Aaah! He's still trying to rape me!!
Tifa and Cid: Whew... Thank God I wasn't shocked!