A Hardboiled Parody

Someone at the North Pole is being very, very naughty indeed. Sabotage is rampant, and Christmas is threatened. What's a jolly old elf to do against such a slimy plot?

Call in an expert in sleaze.

A famous... semi-famous... Notorious... Yeah, notorious. A notorious hardboiled detective heats things up at Santa's Workshop in an effort to find out who's out to destroy St. Nick (who may not be as much of a saint as he makes out.)

Tough talking elves, sexy brownies, exploding reindeer, and a fairy who gives a whole new meaning to the term 'oral fixation'...

Enter and don't say you weren't warned.