Within each topic, quotes are organized more or less chronologically, newest on the top. Those quotes special enough to merit commentary get it in this red.

In the name of not being too redundant, here exist others with amusing quote pages: inpassing.org, Phil. Because Blythee's page was destroyed by the mean internet gods, I'm in the process of attempting to recreate some of it...and because Chloë's page was destroyed by the mean Chloë gods, I'm going to reconstruct selections.

• poetry (no, NOT mine)
  
• academia: commentary on education, as well as sundry stupid and brilliant comments made in an educational setting.
• beauty: deep thoughts and beautiful words.
• punnery: cleverness, wit, and idiocy masquerading as the first two.
• sex: much of the humor in this world is on the subject of sexuality. (*for Professor Battle, see academia*)
• stupidity: there are many stupid people in this world.
• miscellany.

Updates:

October 27, 2002: academia
October 5, 2002: academia, miscellany, stupidity, sex

May 27, 2002: miscellany
May 13, 2002: poetry
May 7, 2002: sex
May 1, 2002: academia, sex, stupidity [at long last]

January 24, 2002: academia, miscellany, stupidity
January 17, 2002: academia, beauty, sex
January 15, 2002: miscellany, sex
January 5, 2002: stupidity

December 29, 2001: sex, stupidity
December 6, 2001: miscellany
December 5, 2001: miscellany, sex
December 3, 2001: poetry
December 2, 2001: academia, miscellany, sex

November 29, 2001: miscellany
November 29, 2001: miscellany, sex
November 27, 2001: miscellany, sex
November 25, 2001: beautiful
November 23, 2001: academia, miscellany, sex
November 17, 2001: miscellany, sex
November 11, 2001: academia, sex
November 7, 2001: miscellany, punnery
November 3, 2001: miscellany
November 1, 2001: academia, sex

October 29, 2001: academia
October 27, 2001: academia, miscellany, sex
October 24, 2001: beauty
October 19, 2001: miscellany, poetry, sex
October 18, 2001: sex
October 16, 2001: academia
October 15, 2001: academia, miscellany, poetry, sex
October 1, 2001: academia, miscellany, punnery

September 30, 2001: punnery, sex, stupidity
September 29, 2001: academia, miscellany
September 24, 2001: sex
September 23, 2001: miscellany, punnery, sex
September 17, 2001: miscellany, sex
September 12, 2001: miscellany, sex
September 11, 2001: stupidity
September 6, 2001: academia, punnery, stupidity
September 2, 2001: sex, stupidity

August 30, 2001: stupidity
August 28, 2001: miscellany
August 24, 2001: beauty, miscellany, stupidity
August 20, 2001: punnery, stupidity
August 19, 2001: sex
August 16, 2001: sex
August 14, 2001: punnery
August 13, 2001: miscellany
August 12, 2001: miscellany
August 11, 2001: miscellany
August 10, 2001: miscellany, stupidity
August 7, 2001: added poetry
August 6, 2001: sex, stupidity
August 3, 2001: miscellany, sex
August 1, 2001: sex

July 30, 2001: punnery, stupidity
July 29, 2001: sex, stupidity
July 26, 2001: beauty, stupidity
July 24, 2001: beauty, miscellany, punnery, sex, stupidity
July 22, 2001: punnery, sex, stupidity
July 20, 2001: sex, stupidity
July 19, 2001: sex

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