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So last night I put on my bathing suit, got into the tub and shampooed my cat?s butt. No, really.
I had to take her to the vet last week because she had this weird matted fur going on in that area and it didn?t look good. So I took her in and he tells me that she?s got vaginal fold pyoderma.
Basically she?s so fat that the skin in that area has folded over and allowed for bacteria to become trapped and infected.
The way to treat this problem? Keep the area clean and lose weight.
The problem? She?s only lost a half a pound since April (bringing her down to a whopping seventeen pounds for those of you keeping track). So that leaves keeping it clean. He recommended a bath with some baby shampoo three days a week and he was kind enough to shave her butt for me.
As I sat in the tub last night directing the shower massage while Kevin held her down it occurred to me that I would probably find the situation hilarious if I weren?t the one with the handful of shampoo.
My cousin thought the abbreviated version of this was pretty funny so I thought I?d give the rest of you a laugh.