And yet another celebrity has joined the ranks in giving their child a ridiculous name. I mean, it?s almost like a contest. Gwyneth: Ha! Top Apple, Corty. Courteney: How ?bout Coco you freaking toothpick?
I wish celebrities would take into consideration the fact that a kid is going to have to live with this name for the rest of their life. If they choose to avoid the spotlight and attempt normalcy they will forever be haunted with the name?Apple. Coco. Lourdes. Rumor. Moon Unit. Do you see where I?m going?
They haven?t even given the kid a fighting chance. Sure the Osbournes are way messed up but at least they had names like Amy, Kelly and Jack. If they?d wanted to they could have lived normally, without the knowledge that once introduced to someone their parentage would become obvious.
Is it really so horrible to give your kid a name that isn?t weird? I mean, really. Somebody find Diana Ross? kid, CHUDNEY, and see how happy they are.
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