Ross Unleashed
Recently it came to my attention that someone took a few of my comments too heart, like big time. This fucken weirdo decided to take all the insults she had for us and put them on her blog. I'm guessing she is doing this because she is a fucken pussy. Her statement went as follows:
"What an evening at Taco Juan's. Aha, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
By the by, that is a real e-mail address [youresolame@comcast.net]. I didn't make it up (of course, you don't know that it is me posting), and I think that it's clever, okay you self-righteous asshole?
I am completely baffled by the fact that you piss and moan and bitch and complain about the fact that no one goes to you site and reads your drunken insights, and then the second that someone posts a comment you tear them to shreds using cheap shots.
Give it up. For real, you're done with high school. It irks me because you do it for no other reason than to be vindictive. And yeah, I do talk this way. I read. Jealous?"
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And here is my reply, which apparently she was hoping I'd never ger the chance to do. First off, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt on your email address. Congratulations, you proved me wrong. I suppose it's nice to have an email address like that as now you can fool yourself into thinking that the reason no one emails you is not because you're such a fucken undesirable acquaintance but because they don't want to feel lame. The fact that you think your email address is clever should also go to show how truly retarded you are and thus your need to try and impress people with your words (which, by the way, make an even bigger ass out of you). And, as I imagine you know by now, I do know it's you posting those things so I hope the fall from your high horse breaks every bone in your body. And you're calling me self-righteous? I'm going to again give you the benefit of the doubt and write that assuming you even know what that term means. Moving on, I can't remember anytime I ever bitched about no one reading this shit. If anything I've been more than sympathetic to the fact that people wouldn't be reading what we type. Also, if you'll notice, we don't rip apart everyone, just annoying morons like yourself. And if it "irks" you so much (God you're embarassing) that I do this then why do you keep giving me every outlet to do it? Kudos, again moron. And am I jealous that you can read? Obviously, you fucken human tragedy, I can read just fine, unless you're actually so stupid that you think I'm just guessing what you're typing and then making lucky guesses as I hit the keys (that wouldn't give you much credit as I keep tearing you apart). The only time I would ever be jealous of you is if I was in a competition where the first prize was given to the person with the least amount of friends, most spare time on their hands or the person who was the biggest waste of oxygen. I and plenty of people I know read and you're the only one I know who in doing so lost her spine and had it replaced via a metal rod shoved up her ass. There is a bright side to this post however. My family sponsors one of those orphans from Rwanda (you know like the kind you always see on tv?). I told him there was someone who actually lived as sad a life as you do. He felt horrible that he ever took any of our money and had been complaining the whole time as he truly feels sorry for you. In closing, please never post on our site again and if you can resist the temptation please keep our site and names out of your blog. I know this will be hard to do as what else could you possible have to talk about? But goodluck, I'm unrealistically sure you can do it. If you'll excuse me I think it is extroadinarily obvious that we have wasted far too much time on you. Go find yourself a hug (if that's even possible) and move on.
PEACE
-Ross
