The Rimmer Directive: Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth than the entire Osmond family.

Rimmer faces The Inquisitor.

Inquisitor: I have to ask you the question: justify your existence - what contribution have you made?
Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass!

Rimmer in Polymorph.

"'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.'  Erm, one drawback with that -- the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS.'" ~ Rimmer.

From Thanks For The Memory.

From "Legion":

Rimmer: This is acting senior officer Arnold J. Rimmer of the Jupiter Mining Corporation transport vehicle Star Bug.  Now hear this, 'cos it's only coming once:  We surrender, totally and without condition.  Thank you for listening.  Oh, additional: sorry to take up your valuable time.  Sorry.  Thank you.  Sorry.  Bye.  Bye.  Sorry.  Thank you.  Thank you. Thank you.

Lister: Rimmer, you've got a longer yellow streak than a stampede of diuretic camels.

Rimmer in Backwards.

"There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.  If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer." ~ Captain Hollister from "Waiting For God."

Take your hands apart and give a big, warm goodbye to the Sensational Reverse Brothers!

Rimmer from "Only The Good...": Me?  Not make it?  What does he know?  The big, stupid, yellow idiot.  He doesn't see my good side, my guile, my weasel cunning.  When the going gets tough, my ability to find good hiding places.

Holly plays a joke on Rimmer in Future Echoes.

Rimmer: It may look ridiculous to you, Lister, but I like it like this.  It makes me feel like a man.
Lister: Yeah, and you'll probably get one, looking like that.

With Kristine in Cassandra.

Lister: I've got it!
Rimmer: That's more than I did.

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