Space Corps Directive #592: In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a vcr.

"I'm not all bad, in fact, sometimes I'm quite sweet and sensitive..." ~ Rimmer.

Rimmer and Lister almost bare all before the captain in Pete.

"Causality?  Well, okay, you know, one event causes another, okay, but sometimes, you just gotta say: 'The laws of time and space?  Who gives a smeg!'" ~ Kryten from "Tikka To Ride.".

Many thanks to Max for sending me the following pictures on this page.

Signed by the man himself.

Lister: Why can't we ever meet anyone nice?
Cat: Why don't we ever meet anyone who can shoot straight?

Rimmer contracts a holo-virus in Quarantine.

"You don't think there's anything amiss?   I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress and army boots and you think that's un-amiss?" ~ Rimmer.

With Mr. Flibble.

Lister: We're a real Mickey Mouse operation aren't we?
Cat: Mickey Mouse?  We ain't even Betty Boop!

From Back To Reality.

From "Quarantine"...

Kryten: If you still want to be alive when there is only 78 more days to go, I suggest you do not blow your nose.
Lister: Do you mind if I ask why?
Kryten: Well, let's forego the noise and the revolting burbling sound, and go straight to the really gross part, when you always, and I mean always, having blown your nose have to open up your handkerchief and take a look at the contents.  I mean, why?  What do you expect to see in there?  A Turner seascape, perhaps?  The face of the Madonna?  An undiscovered Shakespearian sonnet?

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