Many thanks to Max for sending me the following pictures on this page.

Rimmer and his opponent in Holoship.

Kryten from "Quarantine": I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column.  That sort of thing can really put a crimp on your day.

Rimmer in Terrorform.

Rimmer: I don't know who you are or what you think you're playing at, but I'm not going to give you anything else.  You can oil me all you like, you can use your tongues and your full sensual lips to caress my erogenous zones onto a plateau of sexual ecstasy.  But I'll tell you now.  This nut's not for cracking.  However, far be it for me to change your game plan, if you absolutely insist on using erotic persuasion to achieve your devious ends, then so be it.  Just have a large Quatrofamagio pizza with extra olives ready at the end.   

Rimmer in Holoship.

Rimmer from "Parallel Universe": Funny, really.  I'm not normally good at talking to the opposite sex.  <long pause.>  So, you're a girl, then?    

Kryten from "Justice": Who would put this man, this joke of a man, a man who couldn't outwit a used tea bag, in a position of authority where he could wipe out an entire crew?   Who?  Only a yoghurt.  This man is not guilty of manslaughter.  He's only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer.  That is his crime.  It is also his punishment.

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