"Listen, girls.  I don't know whether this is the time or place to say this but my mate, Ace, here is incredibly, 'credibly brave!  And he's got just tons and tons of girlfriends!"  ~ Lister from "Kryten."

Chris in the Smeg-Outs video.

From "Kryten".....
Holly:  Oh, yeah?  What about you and the socks?
Lister:  What socks?
Rimmer:  Come on, we can't hang about.
Holly:  He ordered two pairs of socks.
Lister:  What for?
Holly:  One pair to put on his feet and the other pair to roll up and put down his trousers.

Rimmer as Dangerous Dan McGrew in Gunmen Of The Apocalypse.  
The mean, macho, bad-assed desperado who likes his dry white wine and Perrier.

Chris in the Smeg-Ups video.

"Know this about me: like General George S. Patton, I believe in reincarnation.  It is my firm conviction that in all my previous lives I've been a soldier, a bold warrior soul, who tragically in this incarnation has been given the body of an abject coward.  So excuse me, gentlemen, while I have a humiliating panic attack under the scanner table." ~ Rimmer from "Legion."

Rimmer in Holoship.

"I'm organised, I'm dedicated to my career, I've always got a pen.  Result?  Total smeghead despised by everyone except the ship's parrot.  And that's only because we haven't got one." ~ Rimmer from "Thanks For The Memory."

From an alternate universe, the brave Ace Rimmer.  What a guy.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." ~ Ace Rimmer in "Dimension Jump."

At Kryten's party in The Last Day.

"I think I feel a Jackson Pollock coming on." ~ Kryten.

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