Lister:  You sign all your official letters A.J. Rimmer, B.S.C., and B.S.C. stands for Bronze Swimming Certificate.

Rimmer in Me2.

From "Kryten"...
Lister: Drop dead, Rimmer.
Rimmer: Already have done.
Lister: Encore.

Rimmer in DNA.

Kryten (Voice over): We've found something, sir.
Lister: Yeah?
Kryten (VO): I think it's one of the crew.  A hideously malformed triple-headed skeleton with putrified flesh hanging from it.  It fell through Rimmer as we opened the lift door.
Lister: Is he all right?
Kryten (VO): I believe he's just discovered what shirt-tails are for.
Rimmer (VO): Alright, Kryten, you don't have to make me sound like a complete cowardly gimboid git.  I'm fine now.
Kryten (VO): So, shall I cancel the order to find your mother?

The Royal Leader of Rimmerworld.

"Because, believe it or not, Lister, he told me that, in a past incarnation, I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch ......Well, maybe it's rot, I don't know.  But it's funny - to this day, I can't look at a pair of nutcrackers without wincing." ~ Rimmer from "Marooned."

A clone of Rimmer in Rimmerworld.  The more, the merrier!

"Well, when it's not serious when your genitals can go wandering off on their own, I wonder what is?" ~ Rimmer from "Queeg."

Chris in the Smeg-Ups video.

From "Waiting For God"...

Rimmer: (VO) After intensive investigation, comma, of the markings on the alien pod, comma, it has become clear, comma, to me, comma, that we are dealing, comma, with a species of awesome intellect, colon.
Holly: Good.  Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation.
Rimmer: Shut up.

Rimmer joins a different crew in Holoship.

Kryten: The side effects can be devastating.  You could be reduced to a gibbering simpleton.
Cat: Reduced?

Rimmer worries about his performance in Holoship.

Crane: Here it is considered the height of bad manners to refuse an offer of sexual coupling.
Rimmer: Well!  People have always complemented me on my good manners.

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