"i bet this guy has more pubes than you do"-sunny, i was commenting about some 15 year old that was on amateur night at the apollo and was contrasting and comparing him with kyle.
"make me sound like a real stud"-kyle, trying to convince me to write a story about him with naked girls in the back seat of his snot rocket.
"ok soccer mom, drive out of your parking spot and go home and curl up next to your vibrator" -kyle telling me what his dad said to some idiot soccer mom taking to long to get out of her parking space.
"no, actually i've become really desensitized to your ass raping" -sunny commenting on kyle's constant humping
"let's role play. you be the child molestor, and i'll be the unsuspecting 8 year old" -kyle trying to entice me with the prospects of young boys.
"no, he'd probably mumble. i'd be all 'hey sunny, where's the candy?' and robbie would be all 'hey sunny, whethmm theram can..mya?'" -kyle contrasting and comparing the difference between him and robbie. you have to understand how much robbie mumbles. that's what makes it funny...cock.
'kyle you're forgetting how big my ego is. i have to stroke it like a penis' -sunny. kyle was trying to muscle in on my website, and i wasn't having none of that.
sunny:"you know, when you get that not so fresh feeling...down there."
"if we were in a band, we'd be our own groupies. and the real groupies would look at us weird and we'd be like 'what?'" -kyle. it was really funny at 3 in the morning...ass hat
ooo, check it, here's a convo from none other than the terrible twosome themselves..... (note, crackedninjabh is me, icantrememberit is kyle)
kyle:"oh no, it's fresh, and twitching."
CrackedNinjaBH: i'll take your bet and raise it 3
Icantrememberit: i saw you 3 and raised you butt hole
CrackedNinjaBH: that's my kind of game
CrackedNinjaBH: i saw your butthole and raised you nipple hair
Icantrememberit: thats funny cause when i saw your butthole my nipple hair raised