The Veggie Monster???
Mood:  irritated
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So I recently did a post about Sean May and how he is much like the Cookie Monster...My beloved Cookie Monster. With all of his blue fur and constant cookie cravings. The way he gobbles cookies whole and leaves a ginormic mess afterwards. Anyways, enough of me babbling on about my fond memories of the cookie monster. I was reading the news today (yes, some people still read news articles) when I found the biggest scandal of ALL-TIME. Yes bigger than anything some left-wing hippie gorp-eater could find about bush, and believe me, it wouldn't be hard. Bigger than anything some right-wing asshole could blow out of proportion and then gripe about for eternity about Bill Clinton, and believe me, it wouldn't be too hard. I mean look at what these republican assholes are still doing...bitching about Clinton. Blaming Bush's failures on Clinton's fuckups. FUCK that shit. Grow some nuts, then let them drop, then use your brain and get some fucking responsibility. Jesus. Ok, so now that I have that shit out of the way, BACK to my beloved Cookie Monster. SO I read this article, and you should read it too. It is sad really. SO sad. I say we should do something about this. It is time to write the creators of Sesame Street and do something to rectify this atrocity. Bastards. Oh yeah, here is the link.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? "Me eat less cookies" Say it ain't so Cookie Monster, say it ain't so.