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So I just watched the national championship game and I have to say that I am impressed. UNC beat Illinois 75-70. I would like to discuss the MVP of the tournament, Sean May. The guy came to UNC three years ago and was a flabby, out of shape, junk-food eating machine. Well, he still is pretty flabby, and word is that he eats so many cookies that he is called the cookie monster. I have decided to compare the two. First, let me show you proof that Sean May, much like the cookie monster, has an unhealthy obsession with cookies.

Sean May's obsession with cookies has even caused him to eat cookies DURING his games.

Of course, all of this talk of Sean May being the Cookie Monster has left the REAL cookie monster pissed.

We will see what is going to happen in this rivalry.