Why it is cool being Freddie Mitchell
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Recently, if you have been watching tv, in particular, sports television (espn, fsn, etc) then you have probably seen and heard of Freddie Mitchell. If you DON'T know who this guy is, let me fill you in. Some people might say that Freddie Mitchell went to UCLA where he was a star wide receiver and was drafted by the Philadelphia Eagles where he has been playing for the past few years. To those people I say YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG. Look at the facts: Freddie Mitchell has the ability to make ungodly catches, he wears bow-ties WITH cool hats AND can pull it off, AND he wears corn rows with a mowhawk. So what do all these facts mean? That Freddie Mitchell is indeed not of the human race. Much like Elvis and James Brown (to name a few) Freddie comes from a place I like to call Funkytown. Some government agencies may call them extraterrestrials, I like to call them muthafucking p-i-m-p's. Need proof? Here are some undoctored photos of Mitchell, and maybe Elvis and James Brown.
Here is a chart showing the planets of our solar system. Funkytown is appearantly by the small bodies of the system.

Here are the Funkytownians in their true forms:

Freddie Mitchell, my new favorite receiver. "I'd like to thank my hands, for being so good."