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Well, in case you missed it yesterday, the Lions showed why they are a cursed team. After tying the game late in the 4th quarter, the Lions let the Vikings march right down the field and score. With no timeouts, only 1:29 left and starting out on the 20 yard line, it looked like the Lions had blown another game. Or had they? Looking on the sidelines, you could see a glazed over (and bearded) Joey Harrington want to vomit. He had the flu and required IV fluids prior to the game and during halftime. You knew he had some sort of heroics in him. You knew he had done it numerous times at Oregon. However, you also knew he played for THE LIONS, destroyers of all hopes and dreams. Anyways, he gets on the field and leads the Lions all the way down the field and throws a TD pass to Roy Williams. Things look good. All that was left to do was kick a simple extra point and send the game into overtime. Prior to the kick, Caleb said that it would really suck if they missed the kick. I said "yeah, that would really suck." Sure enough, the snap is terrible and the holder, Nick Harris (a punter), can't control it and gets tackled. Game Over. Lions lose. SO LAME. SO INCREDIBLY LAME! DAMN YOU DAN MUHLBACH!!!
Here is Joey Harrington showing the "Why must I play for the Lions oh lord? Why?" Face
Here is why the Lions lose every game. Because they are cursed. Notice the demon football.
In other news, Caleb, Matt and I became ordained ministers over the weekend. I guess this means that we can say that we are holier than thou. See for yourselves:
