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Well, continuing in my long, long line of sports related posts...Matt and I went to a Sonics game last night. Yes, Matt is back from jolly old England and back on the CORRECT side of the Atlantic. No more cucumber sandwiches, royal families, or chunnels for Matt. Back to shitty weather, pale skin and dumb people. Well, ok, so maybe England isn't so different from the U.S. Except for the accents. I STILL think that we speak the language as it was meant to be. I mean, how is it that when anyone sings in english it sound like american pronunciation? Just saying... SO anyways, back to the game. Matt and I had sweet seats (thanks to George, who is in Mexico right now...lucky bastard). And I don't think we left them the entire game. I really wanted a big foam finger but we got there like a minute late (I FUCKING HATE SEATTLE TRAFFIC ARGH!!!) so I didn't want to miss any of the game by buying a big finger. So I guess that quest will have to wait another day. BACK to the game. It was a thorough ass-kicking by the Sonics. The Lakers really played like shit. Kobe "I'm a whiny, selfish, crybaby bitch" Bryant had a great game for the Lakers. But that is easy to do when you never pass and you take rediculous shots that nobody else would take. I hate that guy. His most recent fit of jealously (after the shaq fiasco last year) is with the Mailman, Karl Malone. Now, I despise Karl Malone as much as the next guy, but this is one instance where I will back him up. WHO CARES that Karl hit on Kobe's wife. Have you seen her? She is unconsciously hot. And it isn't like Kobe is getting any after the whole rape trial. What a dumbass. You have a hot wife, millions of dollars in endorsement deals, and respect from fans and you go ahead and piss it away on some skanky white chick from Colorado? What the fuck man? If you are going to cheat on your wife, do it like Beckham and sleep with some of the hottest women in the world. Or not cheat at all and sleep with your very, VERY hot wife and have lots of babies. Some people. Again, back to the game. Some stupid people behind us were rooting for the Lakers. And in particular Kobe Bryant. And by stupid people I mean girls. Girls that were close to my age. This just confirms my theories on women. Why would you root for a selfish, whiny asshole that rapes women and cheats on his wife and has the middle name Bean (Im serious, check it if you dont believe me)? BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMB WOMAN thats why! Only a dumb woman would cheer for a rapist when he scores, even though the team is down by 18...eighteen, Im going to go home soon because we are up by...EIGHTEEN. Sorry, that was a little diddy that some guy did in response to that group of dumb girls that were cheering for the lakers. It was funny at the time. AND NOW BACK TO THE GAME. So we won 108-93. A big win for the Sonics who continue to tear it up this year. A HUGE game from Rashard Lewis. The guy was on fire last night. 17 points in the first quarter and then that flurry of scores to end the game. He singlehandedly brought the house down. And I think he rekindled my love for basketball. Until recently, my inner basketball fan had been deceased. Partly from the Shawn Kemp trade, partly because the quality of play in the NBA has sucked recently, and partly because I grew to like baseball and football more. Now I consider myself a fan of 5 doomed sports franchises: The Detroit Tigers, The Detroit Lions, The Seattle Seahawks, The Seattle Mariners, and the Seattle Supersonics. Although I think the Lions are the most doomed of all the franchises. No matter who is there, they seem to lose and lose big. Atleast the Tigers have won a championship in my lifetime, albeit the year I was born, and the Mariners have been competitive while I have been a baseball fan. But no, nothing for the Lions. Barry Sanders retires and all hopes and dreams go with him. 1 playoff win in 50 years. ONE. Unless you are a fan of the Cardinals, you have no argument with me about doomed franchises. NONE. Fucking Lions. ON TO THE PICTURES!
After several solid seasons, is this the big breakout year for Rashard Lewis?
Ok, this picture PROVES Kobe is a whiny bitch. Notice the trail of tears on his face. Again, look at his wife. So hot. Please tell me why you would want to cheat on your wife? Please?
OK, so I knew Beckham was a football genius, but by wearing this shirt he proves to be an intellectual genius! Thats right people, even the greatest footballer in the world loves the University of Michigan.
