Mood:
chillin'Now Playing: Oasis - What's the story morning glory
Okay Okay, I hear the bitching and insults about Oasis. I like it...so...FUCK OFF! Anyways, last night while I was listening on my short wave radio, I came across some information that has led me to believe that my post about Caleb has some factual inaccuracies. First off, I would like to state that I am never wrong...
Second, my trips to the future are never wrong
Third, since I can't and don't drink beer, ALL beer is the same to me. Sorry if that sounds racist...err BEERcist. Fourth, well, um, hmmm...okay so that is pretty much it. Appearantly, Caleb is also a BEER snob as well (my apologies to the good folks at Pabst Blue Ribbon and Miller High life but I guess Caleb is too good for you). Chicken Pitas give Caleb's gas and thus are not worth fighting for, which makes since considering that Caleb's prefer Pirogis (sp) and Bagels over some pita that is as addicting as crack or heroin. Or crackoine if you will. And Caleb's only wear ceremonial togas or monkey suits when beating the crap out of republicans and then drinking their blood.
I guess I have failed as a wildlife researcher. Please excuse me while I go vomit to make myself thinner because now all I have are my looks instead of my intellect.