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So I wanted to create a post for one of my friends that I feel doesn't get the recognition he deserves. This post is dedicated to the Cuddle Monster himself: Caleb Heeringa. After living with the guy for a year, I feel I am qualified to create such a grand and revealing post about him. The Caleb is a rare and mysterious creature. At times he can be seen downing beer

monkey suiting, shit-dollaring or even staying up past 10 on weekends. At other times, he disappears for weeks at a time. Some scientists speculate that caleb's prefer cave troll like dwellings and newsrooms as they provide perfect settings for hermit-like behavior. Caleb's also possess a higher aptitude for politics and independent music, which coupled with dutchness makes them superior beings. The type of Caleb that is indiginous to the NorthWest area tends to break lent and play guitar...and grow creepy facial hair. Some people may be asking, "How can I tell if I am friends with a caleb?" Well, Caleb's have several distinguishing physical characteristics. Gangliness is one, look for limp wrists and random flailing of limbs. Soft hands is another key feature. Dave Mathews band memorabilia are also common. But the most telling sign of a Caleb is if its carpet does not match its drapes.

But in all seriousness, Caleb is a badass friend. And a pretty stand up guy. Here are some pictures of caleb's adventures here at western and across the globe:

This one was taken when caleb led a rebellion against the Pita Pit when they raised the price of a chicken pita from 4.50 to 5.50. Needless to say, bodies hit the floor.

This next one was taken when caleb was investigating the corrupt AS elections last year. Much like Dick Tracy, caleb kicked ass and took names. AND bagged a hot chick.

Here is a picture of Caleb prior to one of his catwalk appearances. It is a little known fact that Caleb is a male model on the weekends. I figured it out when he gave a friggin AWESOME yagoogaly at some guys funeral. And if you watch him closely, caleb only makes right turns...

Here is a picture that I obtained from travelling into the future. So in the future, Caleb takes down the conservative media and spares nobody. Here he is beating the crap out of human dildo Bill O'Reilly.

And finally, here is photographic evidence that caleb is the sexiest man alive. Screw that Jude Law. British people aren't hot (except for Keira Knightly and Elizabteh Hurley).

SO as you can see, Caleb is a badass. And should be treated as such.