Prepare for the Apocalypse
Mood:  hungry
Now Playing: Franz Ferdinand - This Fire
So I have been keeping my nose to the grindstone and attempting to pay attention to current events lately. I read this morning that Colin Powell is resigning. That makes two of Bush's high ranking cronies, Attorney General John Ashcroft being the other, that have stepped down after hearing of Bush's re-election. Coincidence? I think not. Ashcroft was the ultimate conservative christian. Does anyone remember that this guy lost the 2000 Missouri gubernatorial decision to a dead guy? He spent over $30,000 on drapes to cover the statue of justice's exposed breast. Do I really need to say more about this guy? Colin Powell. I used to like this guy. USED to. Before the year 2000, Powell seemed like an astute guy, I even respected him. Then he becomes a total fucking sheep and regurgitates all these bullshit lies that the rest of the administration told. I would like to think his conscience got the best of him and he realized the error of his ways. I would like to think that he decided not to go with the Bush program and Bush and his buddies kicked him out for it. I don't know. All I do know is that the people that replace Ashcroft and Powell are going to be even more conservative and crazy. Prepare for all statues being covered in overpriced linen (that is SUCH a fucking waste of tax dollars) and the state department to continue to create bigger and even more far-fetched lies about WMD's and the war on terror. GOD DAMNIT P. DIDDY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? Also, kudos to Matt for kicking ass in Ultimate Frisbee. I know for a fact that Brits are total sissies so he must have used his American awesomeness (along with his math/bass playing skillz) to turn those lesser wimps into totall badasses. If only the team was named the Sizzle. Although translated into Welsh, Sizzle would probably be something like Eatsbabies or New York Yankees. Either one is terrible. Stupid Brits. Well, to prove to you what matt is dealing with here I found another map. And a pic proving how much of a badass matt is.

So Matt really is dealing with a bunch of wusses. It is hard to convert an entire Island full of buggerers but Matt is doing it.

Matt is the Ultimate Badass of Ultimate Frisbee. Here he is in a game he played against a bunch of wild animals. After he snatched the frisbee away from this lameass Crocodile, he then insulted it and farted on it and made the beast make him pancakes. Truly badass.