THE RETURN OF THE SIZZLE
Mood:  hungry
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So I will avoid my usual sports wrap up and ranting for this post. This post is solely for the purpose of spreading propaganda about the Off Campus Sizzle. This being the new version of last year's South Campus Sizzle. We have dave, jeff, me, and chris back from last years team. There are some new editions, Kyle and Alec, both from Whidbey. SO anyways, about the game. The sizzle played Mac-Attack. Think mac as in pimp, not mac as in fruit inspired computer company. The game started off well enough, an interception (a reoccuring theme throughout the game) by the sizzle led to a td catch by chris richards. Another sizzle pic led to another chris richards td. Chris was by far the mvp with something like 3 pics, 2 tds and a couple extra points. Then a circus of the foot interception by alec was returned for a td. So far so good, 18-0. Throw in a beautiful full field td pass to kyle and the sizzle begins to initiate cruise control. Mac-attack scores near the end of the half to give a 38-6 halftime score. After orange slices and capri suns, we get the ball to start the second half. Quick downfield strikes to dave, chris and alec lead to a JeffDawg td reception and the end of the game thanks to the 35 point mercy rule. Final score 44-6. Td receptions by chris richards, jeffdawg, kyle, and I think dave. We really had everything going for us. It feels really good to win big after getting smacked down a few times in the fall last year. Good times were had by all. I did alright, nothing fancy. Having chris and kyle on the outside really made it easy. Those guys can outjump and outrun just about anyone. During the game it seemed like there was this magical aura around the sizzle. Like some secret formula helped us win. In order to solve the mystery that is the sizzle, I have come up with a formula (with pictures) that explains why we are so hot right now...and why we rule at flag football for the moment.

This is our goal. Yes it is a t-shirt, but you can lord it over people. Duh...

the pigskin plus...

flags of course=flag football. But why is the sizzle such a success? For the answer to that we must dig deeper...

Mojo is a key ingrediant. Being the really, really, ridiculously good-looking guys that we are, mojo is a given.

Schnapps for Schnappasaurus, without some sort of secret potion, the sizzle would fizzle.

All players live off campus (except kyle, but fairhaven is pretty much off campus). High concentrations of sizzle can be found off campus. Contributing to our pure awesomeness.

And finally, the biggest reason why we rule so hardcore is because our core players grew up on whidbey island. Something about counting trees all day and driving down roads that lead to nowhere that makes you a badass flag football player.
Thus concludes my first post of the Sizzle. I hope it was enjoyable AND educational.