Have you seen my stapler?
Mood:  suave
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So I don't really have anything to rant about today. Just that Michigan better win tomorrow or I will personally dip Lloyd Carr into a vat of acid if they lose. Hmmm...I must a sore loser. Other than that, I think packing stuff has to be my least favorite activity. I don't remember where half of my stuff is, and I don't think I need the stuff I do find. Hopefully Brady left enough space in the apartment for me to put in our new leather couch and chair. And in classic bachelor fasion, they are different colors so they don't match. Which I find solidifies our straightness. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Gay is being homosexual, you know being sexually attracted to someone of your sex and of course stealing the rainbow and the triangle from straight people. I say give back the rainbow, and you can keep the colors pink and purple. I think that is a fair deal. I mean, non Irish people don't steal the clover from Irish people. So why should we give up the rainbow? Why isn't this being discussed in the presidential debates? Oh sure, marriage is SUCH a big deal. Lets see, Bush doesn't like gay marriage because it ruins the sanctity of marriage. Since when has marriage been sacred recently? Um, lets see, more people get divorced then stay married. A vast amount of married people cheat on their spouses. A vast amount of people also abuse their spouses. So where is the sanctity in that? I think some uptight bible thumpers need to pull their heads out of their asses and see what is going on. They say it is wrong and unnatural and so on. Why do they care? Yes they have their opinion, but so do gay people. And they have the right to choose their own way in life. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness right? Well, if it is a sin then fine, that is their choice. I'm sure when all you redneck bible thumpers go back home and either beat your wives or cheat on them like SOME people then you can all have a nice party down in hell. God I HATE hypocrites. Almost as much as I hate those asshole abortion protesters. The last day that I was in michigan, I was driving by a church when I noticed that they had a thousand crosses planted in the ground in front of the church. I was thinking, oh how cool they are honoring the troops that died in Iraq. Oh no. These crosses were in mourning for all of the aborted fetuses accross the nation. WHAT THE FUCK? Do these people have any kind of a clue about what goes into a decision like that? Any at all? My guess is that it was a bunch of uptight men that decided to put up those crosses. Because men really have no clue about childbirth. And a man would be that ignorant. That is why women should be able to choose, because men are too stupid to make that type of decision, AND it has nothing to do with their bodies. Wow, for a second there, I sounded just like a manhating lesbian. Or any manhating person. Isn't Cheney's daughter a lesbian? Isn't that just a little weird? You would think since he runs the country that he would do something to support his daughter. Oh well, I think I should get away from this topic before I offend all two of my readers. On a completely different note, I saw an inflatable gorrila at the state fair and thought of Caleb.

I wish I could buy this, Imagine the marketing power this thing has. Inflatable gorrilas can sell anything.