Tribute
Mood:  energetic
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Well Matt, this is what happens when you are not around to prevent me from making stupid pictures.

We all hold these truths to be self evident. Here is to hoping that Matt imposes his will onto the Brits just like any good American should.

I always wondered why Matt would disappear whenever disasters would strike and then reappear after all was said and done. Too bad though, because he could never have sex with a chick because it would be like a shotgun blast coming out of her back. Unless he wore a kryptonite condom...and that would kill him.

Many of the things that make up "Classic Matt" are his "isms". Rantom Banderings is one of them. Here are two of my favorites.

So it all leads to why we all really like Matt...Because he has more than one look.

Well, this sums up my picture tribute to Matt as lame as it is. I do hope that he enjoys himself in England. Here's hoping that he joins the ranks of such great knights as Elton John and Paul McCartney. And that drunken matt becomes famous on two continents. And that he remembers to email all of his friends about three times daily. And that we find a way to fill the space left by Matt. I'm thinking about retiring his jersey on the South Campus Sizzle so some other schmuck doesn't take it. Which means matt will have to email with his jersey number.

On a completely different note. Having travelled on a plane today. I was served some "airline food" and I am beginning to wonder what the deal is with that stuff.