-Too Much DBZ-

You know you have been watching too much DBZ When...

1.You Run around your room throwing cd's everywhere screaming "Destructo Disk!"
2.Gather 7 basketballs and try to summon Shenron.
3.You scream at your friends saying "I'm going to send you into the next dimension!”
4.You spray paint you're hair yellow pretending you're super Saiyan.
5.You laugh at you're principle saying, "I have a higher power level than you!
6.When you were born, you're first word was Kaioken.
7.You laugh at king kai's jokes.
8.You tell people that you're going to shove a Kamehameha up their ass if they don't go away.
9.You pretend you're brother is Oozaru and chop his tail off.
10.You wear nothing but orange clothes.
11.You put a towel around you're head, paint yourself green, and meditate 24 hours a day.
12.You cry when Vegeta dies.
13.You get used to calling you're pervert grandpa "Master Roshi".
14.You sing, "rock the dragon" during class out loud.
15.You yell Masenko into you're dad's ear to make him faint.
16.You make your bathroom into a training station.
17.You've taped every single Dragonball episode on tape.
18.You learn how to speak Japanese so you can translate all the words on the Japanese DBZ episodes.
19.You think today is finally the chance you get to challenge Freeza.
20.You join every DBZ club there is.
21.You name your cat Puar and throw him in the air hoping it will float.
22.You waste your time making a DBZ page. (Hey wait, how did this get here? -_- )
23.Your attracted to piccolo.
24.You drink radioactive waste and scream *Kaioken* while you're surrounded by a green aura.
25.You act like your part of anime by falling down when someone says something idiotic.
26.You name your children after clothes so they will become like DBZ characters.
27.You dress like Cell for Halloween.
28.You try copying Radditz's stunt and try to stop a bullet with your fingers. ^_^
29.Your room is filled with nothing but DBZ stuff.
30.You wear you're DBZ pajamas to school.
31.You make your own Dragonballs.
32.You go outside and try calling nimbus.
33.You've made your own statue of Goku out of toothpicks.
34.You pay attention for the first time when your teacher starts talking about cells.
35.You do the fusion dance at your school prom.
36.You strive every day to reach a new level of super human.
37.You bookmark every DBZ site there is and visit them every day for updates.
38.You write Dbz for every answer on your math quiz.
39.You can't fit any more DBZ posters in your room.
40.You kill yourself so you can get stronger at king kai's.
41.You make your own DBZ video game for N64.
42.You have every mp3 and midi file of Dragonball stored on your computer.
43.You sue Toonami for not having enough subbed Dbz episodes.
44.You hope someday you will become a great anime artist.
45.Your wardrobe is filled with nothing but clothes with Dbz logos on them.
46.You write a letter to Akira Toriyama for what a cool anime series he has made.
47.You tell your friends that you have Master Roshi's actual sunglasses at your house.
48.You search on eBay to see if you can find the real fusion earrings.
49.You put on makeup and join the circus to be like Choutzu
50.You distribute a new DBZ food product.
51.You like Mr. Satan.
52.You dress up as Chi-Chi for Halloween (females, unless you're mentally sick). You dress up as Pilaf for Halloween (boys).
53.You kill Santa in hopes of Goku taking his place.
54.You get a lizard and praise for its wishes.
55.You make a DBZ petition that states that more DBZ episodes should be made, and you go around your city asking people to sign it.
56. You follow in the steps of Master Roshi's Perversity.
57. You make a Vegeta snowman for Christmas.
58.You punch out a hobo on the street to keep your badass reputation.
59.You are doing pushups every second and feel like you are going to explode.
60.You try the body switch technique on your teacher.
61.You invent the capsule corporation in real life and manufacture a verity of capsules to choose from.
62.You put a third eye on your head.
63.You tell the people on the news that you are the leader of the Earth's Special Forces (like Yajirobe).
64.You change your last name to "Briefs".
65.You can't stop calling people punks (like Vegeta).
66.You name your kids Gohan and Goten.
67.You shave your head and put 6 dots on it.
68.You try to absorb your brother's energy through your hands.
69.You try to fly.
70.You try to fry someone with an eye laser made of cardboard.
71.You mix different types of beans together trying to make a Senzu bean.
72.Having to buy Groceries everyday because you are trying to eat too much.
73.You shave your head bald...paint yourself green and put fake antennas on your head and deliberately cut off your arm until u bleed to death.
74.You light yourself on fire and yell Kaioken times 20!!
75.You ask a midget mime where Tien is.
76.You talk to every frog u see thinking its captain Ginyu.
78.People at school call u "SOB" and u think Son of Bardock and thank them.
79.You go to school after you have bleached your hair put on blue clothes and put an M on your forehead and try to kill everyone.
80.You take baths in a trashcan. (Goku and Gohan)
81.You try to shove people up your fake tail.
82.You were a purple jacket and a sword every day.
83.You try to make your siblings androids.
84.You call towels drying cloths.
85.You try to make a time machine.
86.You try to destroy a basketball that you call planet Namek.
87.You paint a short person green and give them a really tall staff.
88.You try to fuse with your friend so you can beat up your older sibling.
89.You try to self-destruct in order to beat the person the street in a fight. 90.You try to make your pet turtle talk.
91.You run down the street yelling Flying Nimbus.
92.You try to lift mountains with your brain.
93.You train your younger sibling so that they can fight the new neighborhood bully.
94.You try to grow a tree so big that it grows out of the atmosphere.
95.You throw a medicine capsule trying to make a car pop out of it.
96.You try to make a machine that makes you stronger.
97.You try to watch fights on a crystal clear ball.
98.You name your kids Gohan and Goten.
99.You learn Japanese so you can understand the Japanese version of Dbz
100.You try to find a planet called Namek.
101.You try to teleport yourself to school.
102.You tell your family after you die to find 7 orange balls with stars on them and wish you back to life.
103.You look for a green person named Piccolo to train you.
104.You train for the Cell game.
105.You own every t-shirt, game, action figure, and any other product.
106.You think there is a blue man in the after life that tells corny jokes named King Kai.
107.You look for a short bald man with 6 dots on his head.
108.You look for a small island with a man wearing sunglasses looking at magazines.
109.You try to find a way to make grapes restore your strength instantly.
110.You leave some crap in your butt saying you have a tail and can transform into an overgrown monkey.
111.You trough an aspirin hoping a car will pop out.
112.You try to move mountains with your brain.
113.You train with old, bald, and perverted people.
114.You almost eat your brother's hand at diner.
115.You try to make a new Dragonball series.
116.You see a dude with purple hair at the mall and go to the local gym for the next three years hoping to fight androids
117.You try to multiply your self.
118.Your theme song is "I believe I can Fly"
119.You actually have a Destructo Disc war with old AOL Discs...
120.You try to fly with your friends
121.You and your friends actualy do fly...

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