April 1st

2 new articles: Fish and The Worst Movie Scenes Ever. Hopefully you'll enjoy them, although don't crucify me if the fish article sucks, so far opinion has been split. Oh yeah and if you were wondering if people have tried to travel back through time yet, then check THIS out.

I AM...

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March 20th

Created a new article entitled Nostalgia for Dummies. Hope you enjoy it. In other news, we've gone to war and hopefully we are totally owning some Iraqi losers. But to be honest, after learning that OPTIMUS PRIME is on our side, I have no doubt in our abilities to destroy the opposition. Who could possibly stop the leader of the autobots...the answer is no one. WE'RE MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, EAT IT SADDAM.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!

March 14th

Just finished my latest article entitled Mutants with Disabilities. Hopefully you'll get a laugh and won't feel too bad about laughing at handicapped superheroes. Fixing to head out to the beach today so should be fun. I'm hoping to have another article up next week and start stepping up on how quick I put things up on the site. Just gotta buckle down more I guess. And people need to annoy me more to put things up, thats always helps. Anyways, enjoy.

March 2nd

Sorry, I haven't updated in so long. I've just had so much to do, like 5 tests, my computer screwed up for a while, I was just trying to write this article and it just takes a while. Also, I'm lazy so that tacks on another 3 weeks. I hope to keep it updated more regularly now. In any case, I have a new article up that's called The Most Useless Action Figure Features. It took a while to make and hopefully you will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed everyone pestering me to hurry it up. In any case, read it and prepare to have your gaskets blown.

February 3rd, 2003

Over the past few days I've formed a band, watched some movies, and played tons of Splinter Cell. Now I decided that I would do an article on one of these options....the one that everyone would care the most about, Splinter Cell. Its a crazy good game, though it has its own quirks like any other game in the world. Read the article if you think you can handle it sucka.

January 29th, 2003

Yeah its been a few days since I updated, so half of you went into seizures and the other half are my sister who is still weird. Lets see what happened the past few days. Super Bowl showed how much more hardc0re east coast pirates are while giving us the best commercial ever. I made my biography because I'm as vain as everyone else on the internet. I'm prob gonna try writing some articles on crap soon just to see how that goes so have fun annoying me to put them on my webpage because you seem to enjoy it so much right now.

January 26th, 2003

Changed some stuff around. Also here's a link for what I like to call The reason why I can't get a girlfriend. Instant message me if you think of something I should put on here or otherwise I'll just keep typing almost daily things here and putting up whatever seems funny to me at the time. My weekend has been kinda uneventful. I managed to play 14 hours of halo over friday night and saturday night with my friend trey, saw the movie 25th hour (Norton continues to rule), and thats about it. So stalkers take note, you may need a new subject to focus on.

January 24th, 2003

I know what you're all thinking, "This is the greatest page ever from the 2 pictures you have on it. Honestly I wish I knew the person that made this majestic site so that I might have his baby or at least make several attempts at it because I am an extremely hot young woman with a lust for Dr. Doom and the town of Nilbog." Well, if you are really thinking all these thoughts, then I hope to God you're not my sister or half the other people on my buddy list cause that would make you weirder than you already are. Anyways, I'm trying to make this webpage cause its something else to do besides sit around and play mechassault/halo/warcraft 3 all the time. I'll prob add tons of stuff to it but for now this is what ya got. Enjoy the gifs!