Evil Dead: Tree Rape Scene
A nice young woman completely un-tree raped.	In 1981, the Evil Dead trilogy began with the first film "The Evil Dead." This was the first movie of a trilogy that launched Bruce Campbell's career and made him the somewhat well known among geeks guy that he is today. This also launched Ellen Sandweiss's career of being a woman who will do anything for some money. Nowadays, according to Ladies of the Evil Dead.com, she "splits her time between her and her husband's manufacturer's rep agency, raising active children, and occasionally doing theatre, nightclub shows, and radio voice-overs. She also does a one-woman musical show for Jewish organizations." So, at least she has a stunning career now as a one woman stripper/jewish musician. Its a truly amazing person that can say this is their occupation and it not being the weirdest thing they have done.	A hideous hag courtesy of the worst tree STD in history.
Getting into it, in the movie "The Evil Dead" Ellen's character Cheryl gets a little too scared when they're all sitting around listening to some tape they found from this cabin in the woods they're staying at. The tape reads lines from the "Book of The Dead" and Cheryl is really freaked out and runs when a tree branch crashes through the window. This a truly stupid character as she runs out of the house afraid (yeah why you're running away from comfort I will never understand), and into the dark scary woods. She then proceeds to get pinned down and raped by a tree. Why would a tree rape her you may ask? "Why not?" is what I would respond, and then follow up with "Ok, no I'm kidding, its just weird." I believe the movie explains this as the "evil dead coming inside her body to possess her with evil." I explain this as the "evil dead is really lonely and really deviant." One of the sad sad movie moments in history.

In the worst scene of the movie, Uncle Sam is involved in a sack race. In most movies this would be enough, but no, in this one he's in a sack race, knocks a kid down a hill and then cuts his head off, which by the way, in a stunning twist was made from plastic. This explains his acting performance throughout the rest of the movie and was tragically his best scene. Hopefully other movies will realize the genius that                              is a sack race, and will include this for the future. Or maybe not.

Throughout this whole movie, Bud tries to find things to bite into and turn into zombies. He always says "Meat" when he sees things to bite and then goes for it. However, it doesn't sound like that at all, and my friends and I thought he was saying "Mate" every time until we finally realized near the end. However, this really doesn't bode well when we see him look at a poodle in the bushes, say "Mate" and then dive right into the bushes for 20 seconds of bush-shaking, dog-howling action. What would YOU think he was doing in there? Bud loses points for doing a dog in my eyes, but gains them back cause he's a zombie. Who can hate a zombie named Bud the Chud? He's lovable, pale, and enjoys bestiality, characteristics I can only assume apply to most zombies. Sure the bestiality is a flaw, but everyone's got flaws, thats what makes us human. Or zombies. Ah Bud, you charming Chud you, you've won my heart.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Any scene in which they kill someone
Putting the finishing toppings on a human pied to death.	Killer Klowns from Outer Space is a true masterpiece of a movie. It combines a classic fear, clowns, with the unknown, space, and hilarity and mayhem ensues. Apparently in outer space there is a need to kill/kidnap your victims in the most hilarious and insane ways possible. Do you see hobos and other people around the streets next to a wall with a light? Sure you could just slaughter them and shoot them with your ray gun that turns them to cotton candy to be eaten later, but that would be too easy. Instead, a better idea would be make shadow puppets with your hands luring them into a false sense of security by first making sailboats, then george washington, and then finally a tyrannosaurus rex shadow puppet that can EAT THEM ALIVE! These Klowns are Krazy! I think anyone can truly appreciate the level of creativity, genius, and insanity that went into the production of this film.
A crafty clown lures them with his hand puppet show while managing to hold the ray gun with the same hand as the hand puppet.	I honestly had never seen as many innovative things as I had in this movie. It had shadow puppet killings, hand puppet killings, evil pizza delivery men, and yes even balloon animal hunting dogs. When I rented this movie, I wanted to hate it and make fun of it like all other horror movies I rent, but to be honest, this movie actually made me laugh in some parts and was a generally pretty well made film. Which means, as one of my friends says, I'm a terrible person. If anything in this movie was in any other movie at any point, these scenes would be the worst ever, but at this point I'd have to recommend anyone giving this movie a shot. For the cinematic value, AND the worst scenes ever value.