Kat: I may drop in unexpectedly to give you money.
Chris (opening door): Oh.
Kat: Oh don't sound too disappointed.
Chris: I just thought it was the electrician.
Kat: So i'm not as exciting as the electrician, huh?
Chris: Oh just come in.
Kat: What about the fried rice?
Jeeves: Oh fuck it.
Kat: I don't think you should. That wouldn't be very pleasant.
Jeeves: No, i don't think fucking fried rice would be very pleasant. It's... ricey.
Kat: *laughs* "it's.. ricey"!
Jeeves: Well it is! i don't think people should fuck food.
Jonson: Hey! there's nothing wrong with that!
Nick: Did you go through my bag, fish-fucker?
Andy: Did you know you could be your own cousin?
Nick: What the fuck..
Andy: If your uncle slept with your Mum then you'd be your dad's nephew..
Nick: But then your father wouldn't be your father, would he?
(pause)
Andy: You could be your own brother.. if you were a twin and you like, absorbed the other's consciousness.
Kat: Riiight. Fuck you're screwed up.
Liam: Whistle! it's fun!
Nick: I tried on that dress.
(pause)
Nick: I think they're designed for women.
Jeeves: Remember that time when we drove past that chick on the bike and she had a nice ass? Don't you remember?
Nick: Uh, haven't we done that like, a million times.. every time you call out "nice ass!"?
Kat: You sound like a window going through a crack.
Phil: Hey, Mum, what mayor is he the town of?
Jeeves: Yeah, i had a conversation with Andy and all he said was "motherfucker".
Andy: Yeah, motherfucker.
Kat: Yeah! do some break-dancing!
Andy: I'm a white boy! I can't dance!
Andy: Can you imagine 'Thomas the Tank Engine' on drugs?
Andy: You're not putting any piggies near my titties.
Kat: Uh.. you don't have tits.
Andy: Oh.. well that's okay, then.
Jeeves: We removed Andy's picture cause he looks like an idiot.
Chris: You're a pig, you don't need pargoning- parnoding- pardoning!
Chris: Oh great. That's all i am, i'm just a "little man".
Jonathon: Oh no, 'Destiny' had this book before i did.
Richard: You're DOOMED!
Kat: Are you fucking all the chairs, Nick?
(pause)
Kat: *bursts into laughter* OH! That sounded so bad!
Kirsten: I just love sheep!
Kat: I see why you [Petra] get along with Sarah.
Sarah: What's that supposed to mean?
Kat: She's morbid, too.
Petra: I am not morbid! Fucking morbid.
Andy: Yeah, i thought i'd take her home and say, "Hey, Mum.. you know how i never was really good at baking?..... well i've got one in the oven now!"
Phil: Love you.. if the weather's bad..
Kat: You'll love me if the weather's bad?
Jeeves: And today we are interviewing a bearded lady.
Kat: I don't think Tahitian natives are gonna eat you, somehow.
Sarah: Lisa thinks so!
Kat: Well Lisa's a freak.
Lisa: I resent that remark!
Sarah: What are you listening to?
Igor: Yugoslavian music.
Sarah: *takes one of Igor's headphones and listens* *starts to giggle* It's like, not english!
Kat: I wonder what we'd be drinking.. it's like, 1044 years in the future..
Phil: Uh, water?
Kat: How would they get water? There's no earth.
Phil: Import it?
Kat: *laughs* from where?
Phil: *laughing* Oh i don't know! I suppose they could replicate it.
Kat: Ew! I don't want replicated water!
Kat: What's that white car there?
Phil: Uh.. old RX7, i think.
Kat: Oh okay.
Phil: No wait- oh yes, it is.
(pause)
Phil: It could be an old RX5..
Kat: Uh huh..
Phil: Or RX6.. oh FUCK! i can't remember!
Kat: I would get up.. but i can't move my legs.
Kat: Men! can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.
Alana: ..and would we say that to a plant?
Online..:
Bob: Anyways.. I got to go make some phone girls so i'll see you later..
Danusia: what?
Bob: Anyways.. I got to go make some phone girls so i'll see you later..
Danusia: phone girls?
Bob: no phone calls..
Bob: sorry..
Danusia: that is gonna be spread..quote book!
Bob: no, no way!
Danusia: phone girls.. i mean, honestly..
Tasha: Are you stoned?
Dush: No, i am not stoned, i do not take stimulants.
Online..:
Phil: Gotta go. Pick you up at 3, Kat... buy, Tash.
Kat: Buy Tash? How much?
Phil: I dunno, $10?
Kat: Oooh! Bargain!
Kat (to Tash): I'm so good at being you.
Richard P: "The old man, the clown, the cheeky slave, the beautiful girl, etc." I think you come under "etc."
Richard P: "Scapha" sounds like a disease or something. "Go! Off with you, you have Scapha!"
Jonathon: Why, we tend to think of all moneylenders as evil.
Hannah: Why, cause they're Jewish? Oh. Let me rephrase that.
Davinia: My mother was right.. you do look good in uniform-
Kat: Hey! Starship Troopers!
Kat (to Nick): Why are you coming?
Nick: Why not?
Kat: Well i just thought Shakespeare wasn't really your thing..
Jeeves: In other words, you think he's just an uncultured white guy..
Kat: No, i don't think that at all! it's just-
Nick: It's only because i'm big. If i wasn't big you wouldn't say that..
Kat: No, i just didn't think this was your type of thing!
Jeeves: Yeah, you uncultured white guy!
Some of these next ones are stolen from Tash's site, but most of them i was also there for. :)
Nicola (to Nat): Did I get harder on you just then?
Nicola: That girl still has my knickers..
At the beach one weekend..:
Jeeves: Alright, I'm going over to the other rock now. I've spent enough time on this rock. It is a good rock.
(pause)
Jeeves: Can it really be classified as one rock? It's kinda lotsa rocks isn't it?
Kat starts giggling to herself..
Jeeves: what's so funny?
Kat (giggling): you're just so cute!
Nick: So did you get it up?
Steve: You're not gonna hit me with that -argh! hey! ...If I could find a rock I'd hit you with it..
Phil: you're sitting on one..
Steve: Yeah but I can't throw it!
Phil: if anyone asks, a lightning bolt started the fire - it was an act of God..
Phil: Man make fire. *flicks lighter*
Tasha: Ohmigod! You can take out your jacket lining! wow! that's soo cool!
(pause) *examines jacket thoroughly*
I'm gonna have this lil fascination with your jacket now... wow that's so cool..
Kat: how you gonna light the fire?
Phil: we got a lighter.... and petrol.
Kat: Petrol??
Phil: Yeah. Bags not lighting that!
Steve: See, Phil's not afraid to break his stick.
Phil: nooooooo! The wind's not allowed to change!
Steve: I think it's changing..
Phil: nooooooo!
Steve: sorry! I go to Naenae [College], I'm primitive! This is how we sharpen our pencils.. *smacks his stick against a rock*
Jeeves: Ow, my liver hurts..
Nick: how can your liver hurt??
Jeeves: I can feel my liver..
Kat: we need a gun..
Jeeves (laughing): to shoot Nick??
Kat: *laughs* no, the seagulls!
Nick (to the birds above): stop circling, I'm not dying.
From Tash's camp..:
Antonia: stop eating all the chocolate! Where are your ethics?!
Dush: I'm thinking warm pack, bacteria, breeding, exponential growth curve.
Jen: it's more like getting up at 9am when his parents didn't know you were even staying..
Jen: I dunno, habit ...how do you think I got a mark on my head?
Jen: Naomi, do you know your ass from your elbows?
Antonia: what position do you sleep in??
Jen S: Yeah to turn on the Indian guy..
Antonia: Get better mates rates..
Antonia: if you look good at the dairy you get better produce..
Dush: yes, my ass is digital..
Jen S: I'm sorry for saying you looked like an egyptian mummy, but you really did look like one..
Jen: I might not be offering tomorrow..
Tash: I won't be asking for it then, I'll just take it.
Jen S: you're just wasting everything, Jen..
Jen: oh screw you.
Antonia: have they found their bodies?
Everyone: nope..
Antonia: Well then they could be strippers in Bangkok for all we know.
(pause)
Dush: if you worked as a stripper in Bangkok you would earn a lot of money -I'd work as a stripper in Bangkok to earn lotsa money...
Dush: package them up fancy and sell them to supermarkets..
Jen: I'm doing the one in the kitchen.
Jen: Okay, now we know that Jen's doing the one in the kitchen..
Antonia: it's everyday - that's why I chased her with the tomato sauce.
Jen S: you have black legs.....how....interesting..
Jen: I like to put it in my mouth and eat food..
Dush: virulent, visculent, viscous..
Naomi: doesn't viscous mean sticky?
Dush: ummm....yes.
Naomi: what just dropped down on me?
Jen S: a cat.
Naomi: my ass it was a cat..
After Jen repeats the quote back to everyone..:
Naomi: what, I don't get it?
Antonia yawns loudly.
Tash: Thanks for summing up the feeling for us perfectly.
Antonia: I laugh like a middle aged man.
Naomi: you just love everyone noone else likes..
Antonia: Yes, that's why I love you..
School:
Louise (sing-songy voice): ho, ho, hey ho, you're a ho, hey ho..
Pete: well just think of frogs and sheep and you'll be sweet...hey cool that rhymes..
Tash: frogs and sheep...how comforting..
On ICQ:
Pete: Hello, little blonde girl, want to get in the car, i got some lollies..
Tasha's ma: the really sad thing about the 'net is what happens when the little girl's mother knows how to use ICQ.
Kate: define sexuality.
Naomi: i don't know, i wasn't here..
Mrs Hughes: Naomi, you might have trouble later on..
Kat: Okay, Steve has white dust on his back, Jen has white stuff on her butt..
Phil: What have they been doin??
Kat: Something seedy..
Phil: Okay, but how did Steve's back get on Jen's butt?
Kat: I dunno, some weird sexual position.
Nat: But Jen wouldn't do that!!
Kat and Phil burst out laughing..
Kat: Yeah okay, Nat..
In the bush down by Karl's place:
Kat: Oooooh, we're in the Blair Witch Project..
Phillip S: Yeah, that was filmed in Kelson..
