M. Hannan: Now, Year 12, we've organised a few sessions for you all... i did it again, didn't i.
Mel: Well i love you, though. Just remember that and you'll get through life.
J. Romanovsky: Could you kindly shutup, please.
J. Romanovsky: So we can say Amen to all the Kanji in that chapter.
Kat: Jigoku ni itakunai! Aa, shinitaidesu! (i don't want to go to hell! i want to die!)
Francesca: Lashings of fun with whipped cream!
Sarah: Yeah, you generally don't WAIT for fire to flare out.
Sarah: Bananas are.. yellow!
Andy: Yeah, they're yellow, man!
Francesca: I don't get it.
Andy & Sarah: Bananas are.. yellow.
Francesca: ....ooh!...
Sarah: It's ghosts blowing you.
Craig: blow.. oh.
Sarah: blowing at you.. if they were blowing you, it'd be scary.
Craig: I wouldn't complain.
Sarah: ..being the good little catholic girl i am.
[Some random kid in the restaurant laughs uproariously here.]
Sarah: ...i don't think he believes me.
[Sarah's] Father: No, not quite.
Chris R: know what would suck?
Sarah: no, what?
Chris R: If bugs laid eggs in your brain and then later you thought you were having a good idea, but it was just the eggs hatching.. that would suck.
Phil: I worked on Vivian St. today.
Sarah: Oh really? i got lessons there tomorrow night.
Lisa: Do you think they really have Spanish fleas? and if so, how can they tell?
Sarah: I do not know.
Lisa: Oh well.. i suppose they have accents.
Lisa: Yeah okay, he's cute.. in that, 'satanic-i-want-to-kill-you' kinda way.
Kat: You were a good little catholic girl?!? when?!?
Sarah: Till i was about 10.
Kat: ...ah.
Chessa: Such a cute little nazi.
Sarah: I have a slut top underneath.
She smiles brightly.
Kat: ecolier means.. schoolboy. Aw how cute, a schoolboy!
Kat: Don't die on me.
Sarah: No, dying is when i stop breathing. Coughing, i'm okay.
Justin: His back could be ok!
Dan: Ok, right now Tim has two brain cells left and they're waving each other goodbye.
Jason/Dustin/Shannon in unison: What's a Goku?
Dustin: This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, Ryan would have been splattered all over the wall.
Dwayne: Ok, which arm do you wanna lose?
Justin: This one, but you're going to have to have REALLY good aim.
Dustin: We just drove 80 miles for this?
Josh: There's hot girls here!
Jason: Shall you beat him or shall I?
Paul: Run away! They're throwing Adam at us!
Tim: My apple!
Dan: It's just a little dirty, it's still good, it's still good!
Tim: There're pebbles in it...
Dustin: Those are prizes!
Shannon: Boys and their penis extensions...
Dustin: I like my penis extension.
Shannon: Notice Josh picked up a smaller stick. His must be big to begin with.
Sarah W and Shannon: o/~ Penis Assassins! ~\o
Justin: OK, Australia. All those fucking deadly snakes, what's up with that? GONE!
Jason: Well, you already know how to get anything you want out of me.
Dustin: Wave 500 bucks under your nose?
Jason: Exactly.
(pause)
Jason: Put it away before I take it.
Jason: Chatting on mIRC?
Justin: Yep.
Jason: Ah, IRC, where the men are men and the women are too.
Dustin: Okay, I'm going to kill you. You may feel a little discomfort.
Sarah: The great thing about swimming is that your shoe's on the wrong foot.
Dustin: Jason, we need to do something on Wednesday.
Jeremy: Eww!
Dustin: No! Not that!
Jason: Hey ba-by.
Dustin: Sure, why not?
Jeremy: His trenchcoat gives him power, he can't take it off.
Sarah W: o/~ Trench Coat Boy! ~\o
Dustin grumbles.
Dustin: We put Justin in the trash.
Jason: Okay... *trails off, not really listening*
(pause)
Jason: Wait, wha-*interupted*
Dustin: You heard me.
J. Romanovsky: Ooh la la and all that jazz.
Kat: Eeeek, you're coughing hard. You okay? *rubs Sarah's back*
Sarah: *cough cough* that doesn't help.. *cough cough*
Nick H: Die!
Kat: Fun! ...no Anna. No! I didn't mean it like that.. i meant.. oh forget it.
Sarah: I want gum.
Kat: What?!?
Sarah: What? i want gum.
Kat: Oh! i thought you said you want Karl.
(pause)
Kat: He needs a chick.
Sarah: Sick of using his pillow?
Kat: Bastard!
Sarah (happily): That's okay, cause Craig's going to hit him next time he sees him.
Kat: I smell hand cream. Where is the hand cream?
J. Romanovsky: Do you want to do it as a 3?
J. Romanovsky: So you can let it all hang out.
Linda: I'm trying to think in my head what should be happening here.
Phil: They look like..
Kat: You sick bastard.. have you got some kind of penis obsession?
Jeeves: See, in this part, he has a gun and he's wearing no pants.. i remember seeing this and wondering, "why is he wearing no pants?"
Nick: Stop touching the knob, fuckwit!
Nick: Andrew is a bitch.
(pause)
Nick: I'm a fucking genius.
Richard P: Stop that, please.
Jonathon: Make me, fatty.
Richard P: Stop that, please.
Jonathon: Why?
Richard P: It annoys the hell out of me.. and Sarah, and Katie, and Hannah.. and.. Loren.
Kat: I didn't hear it.
Richard P: Yes you did..
Hannah: Hear what?
Richard P: him singing..
Hannah: Oh yes, heard that. Stop that.
Hannah and Richard P: It's evil.
D. Gray: If any of you fight while i'm out of this room i'll.. i'll kill you.
Kat: What kind of answer is that? "to obey their fathers and stuff."
Sarah: Shutup! first you ruin my paper and then you have the decency to mock my answer!
Kat: "And stuff?"
Lisa: So they're gonna just leave her in the cave?
Kat: Yeah.. there she'll starve and stuff.
Sarah: Bitch! bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Kat: And stuff!
Sarah: bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Kat: Okay, that's 10, any more?
Sarah: Bitch!
Kat: 11!
Richard to Jonathon: Bitch.
Dustin: I wanted to make sure you wrote Dustin : instead of Dustin colon. Because that would sound like Dustin's ass.
Kat: I wrote quite small there.. not as small as Kenichi, though!
Lisa: I can write smaller.. *writes* See! Look how much smaller that is!
Kat: I can write smaller.. but.. uh..the pencil isn't sharp enough!
Lisa: Uh! *pointing to hers which WAS done with the blunt pencil*
Kat: Well you're just.. ambidextrous!
Lisa: Somehow i don't think that's the right word.
Lisa: So basically we just need 3 or more instruments.
Kat: Yes, but 3 completely different or 3 the same.
Lisa: Ah.. so we can't have like-
Kat: 2 guitars and a bassoon. No.
Amy: Oh! and does she like have a really long pony-table? Tail! tail! i meant tail. You know i meant tail, right?
D. Gray: If that's Mr. Murdoch i'll kill him!
D. Gray: Adam i'll kill you! You're disturbing my train of thought!
Hannah (whispered to Jonathon): How do you spell 'sword'?
D. Gray: S-W-O-R-D. Sword. Not to be confused with a S-W-A-R-D.
Jonathon: Yes. A Sward.
D. Gray: Which is, Jonathon?
Jonathon: A.. cloth?
D. Gray: Clean-clipped grass!
Jonathon: So you can.. gallop through the sward?
D. Gray: No, you can't gallop over the sward, it's used for lawn bowls and things.
Jonathon: Oh, so i'd gallop over the sward?
D. Gray: No, you'd gallop around the sward or you'd get some old lady chasing after you with her umbrella yelling, "get off of my grass!"
J. Romanovsky: It's a sofa, but also a small open sandwich.
Kat: She's really not on the ball today, is she?
Sarah: Is she ever? i don't think she knows where the ball is.
J. Romanovsky (to herself): Why doesn't it work?
Kat: Damnation!
J. Romanovsky: Any ideas, class?
Kat: Damnation! I only had to go to Ethiopia for Zeus to change his mind about Odysseus!
Sarah Alright..
Lisa: You should worry about spontaneous combustion.
Phil: I had my facelift and now i'm home. I can't feel my neck.
Kat: She's whiny.
Sarah: She's a bitch.
Kat: Okay!
Sarah: Well she is!
Kat: Queen Sarah of the Underworld!
Kat: You've got to lie down and let him walk on you.
Sarah: ....yes.
J. Romanovsky: Je vais exploser! (i will explode!)
Kat: Duck!
Sarah: My back hurts.
Kat: Too much strenuous-?
Sarah: Naah, not this time.
Kat: Don't drop it in my bag or you'll never see it again.
J. Romanovsky: Simon got the top mark in the class.. so he's not just a pretty face.
Sarah: But he's not even that.
Sarah: You could be my Princess of the Underworld!
Kat: Okay! can i?
Sarah: Yeah!
Kat: Doesn't that make me your daughter?
Sarah: ..yeah.. no.. ew!
Kat: Weird. And Craig's my.. father?
Sarah: No, you don't have his eyebrows.
(pause)
Sarah: Okay that was mean.
Angie: Well this is messy.
Craig: Yeah, Matt and Kat [M] have been going at it.
Dustin: You racist smurf!
Tim: Don't make me discharge in the water.
Dustin: He'll do it! He's crazy!
Sarah: You don't take part in the ritualistic family torture anymore.
D. Gray: I can't remember it now but it'll come to me in the middle of the night and i'll call you all up.
R. Kilgour: *drops container of hummus* shit!
Kelly: i heard that!
R. Kilgour: heard what?
Kelly: you swore!
R. Kilgour: no i didn't.
Kelly: yes you did.
Kilgour: well what did i say then?
Kelly: shit.
R. Kilgour (keep-your-mouth-shut-look on his face): no i didn't.
K. Marr: now make sure you've got some good notes, because no one else will have any.
Asher: shhhhhh.. watching... with your eyes.
Asher: so is that before the war?
K. Marr: no, its about 1938-39. Just before the war.
Cameron: me and jim are having a joint party!
(pause)
Cameron: i meant a joint party!
Nicola: i bet they'll start playing with a shoe or something.
Kelly: yeah, you just like exposing things.
Nicola H: did your parents ever pinch you 'cos you were in public and they couldn't slap you?
Sarah: You can cope going into the darkroom all by yourself.
Lisa: If i die it'll be your fault!
Sarah: So.. did you cope?
Lisa: Noooo.. i'm a ghost!
Sarah: Eeeew!
Kat: Heehee. I think i have an orange in there.
Kat: mine's made from a real.. pink.. cat.
Sarah: I'm going to change my name to Julio and.. be a pimp.
Adam: I'm gonna change my name to Julio and.. uh.. be a hitman.
Adam: I wanna start a porn magazine like my hero Larry Flint.
Sarah: Call it 'Tainted Thoughts' and make it Goth porn..
Adam: Yeah.. Goth porn.. wanna be in it?
Sarah: Uh.. no.
Andy: The price of fish has nothing whatsoever to do with your tongue!
Sarah: Yes!
Andy: No. No it doesn't. You silly silly woman.
Sarah: Nyah! *sticks her tongue out at him*
Andy: Oh go stick your tongue in a light socket.
Sarah: Riiiight. Well.. i live in centimetres.
Kat: I know you were being sick. I just simply chose to ignore it.
Josh: Ah well you'll live.
Sarah: I hope so.. if i'm not here for a while.. i'll be dead.
Josh: Ha ha ha okay. Will your olds tell me about your funeral.. i might just go..
Sarah: Gee.. thanks.
Matt: Naah.. you're beautiful! Just don't tell your boyfriend i said that.. i don't like people who want to kill me.. it's just not fun!
J. Romanovsky: Choose anyone you like.. who's the new Maori minister of affairs?
Richard P: NO.
Matt: I said to myself.. this is no monkey.. this is a female.
Scott: I thought we were gonna keep it below the belt- above the belt! above the belt!
Lisa: Must you beat me every time you get a new quote?
Sarah: Yes.
Kat: Lighten up, i was kidding!
Lisa: But it hurt!
Kat: Oh diddums, get yourself some backbone.
Lisa: I have a backbone!
Kat: You have no backbone.
Lisa: I have a backbone!
Kat: You're a fish! No spine, no spine at all!
Richard P: I need the windy-grindy.
Lisa: That pen's crap. It always runs out.
Kat: Works fine for me. It must be because you're evil.
Lisa I'm not evil!
Sarah: Ah yes but neither of you are as much as me.
Kat: Yes, you're the evilest evil of the evils.
(pause)
Kat: Wonder if you'd melt.
Kat: It smells like French!
Jonathon: That'd actually be really cool to see, all that lava.
Kat: Yes, except if you lived in Pompeii and you were swimming in it.
Hannah: Jonathon, shutup before i goddamn smack you.
Sarah: This commentator-guy is so..
Kat: ..eloquent!
Sarah: yeah! loquacious!
Richard P: I think she's like Zeus. She hears all and has her lightning bolts ready to strike.. we fear her wrath..
Jonathon: I think she just wants to be Zeus... it's some kind of childhood psychological trauma..
Kat: I'll give you psychological trauma if you don't shutup.
(silent pause)
Hannah: Katie, why do you think Jonathon always analyses everyone?
Kat: I dunno, i think it's due to his inner insecurities.. making up for his own lost childhood.. his fears.. and his childhood psychological traumas..
Sarah: He had a monkey on his head.
Kat: I noticed.
Nick: You shoulda just dropped the brick on his head, Jeeves.
Kat: No, that would hurt.
Jeeves: Ya think?
Mum: No, they're just stick-on bra things.. to invisibly hold up your breasts without a bra. You get 3 to a packet, i think. 15 bucks.
Karen: Why would you need 3?
Mum: They're quite handy, really.
Kat: Not 3, Karen. 3 pairs.
Karen: Oh!
Mum: We're talking about Kate, not a mutant.
D. Gray: ...and Teiresias NEVER says Antigone was right!!!
Sarah: ..dun dun duunnn!
Lisa: ...Yes.. precisely..
Andy: This is the most fun i've ever had! *jumps up and down*
Chris: Fucking Jesus! ANDY! Stop it!
Andy: Nya?! nya?! NYA?! Do no 'nya' "Malcolm [in the middle]" in my presence!
Matt: Honest is the best policy but insanity is a better defense.
Andy: Arrrgem farrrgggem.
Justin: Why do they find it necessary to nail down coffin lids?
Sarah: Spaghetti jeans?!? what the HELL are spaghetti jeans? and WHY do I have to wear them?!?
Kat: Apparently i'm 54% slut.
Sarah: Oh.. it told me i was 64% slut.
Kat: Hahaha.
Sarah: Oh shutup.
Hannah: I'll set Kat on you if you're not careful..
Richard P: Ooooh.
Kat: Pardon? you'll set me on him?
Hannah: Yes.
Kat: What am i, some kinda animal?
Hannah: Well.. now that you mention it..
Kat: hey!
Sarah: i don't want that as my theme song!
Kat: What?
Sarah: Lisa's given me a theme song.
Kat: what is it?
Sarah: "Guess that's why they call it the blues."
Kat: Ha ha. That's not the song i'd give you.
Sarah: And what is that?
Kat (laughing): i can't tell you, you'll hit me.
Sarah: I won't hit you. Lisa, hold my hands.
Lisa: Well i can tell you what i think she's thinking of.
Sarah: What?
Lisa: "Bitch" by that.. chick..
Sarah: *pouts* Oh.
Kat: No, that's not it.
Sarah: Then what, then?
Kat: Lisa, hold her hands so she doesn't hit me.
Sarah: ..So?
Kat: I was thinking *laughs hard* of.. *laughs more* "Ding dong the witch is dead"..
Sarah: HEY!
Lisa: *letting go* Oh hit her. Go on!
Sarah: Bitch! bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Kat: Someone get me a bucket of water..
Kat: I'm going to gouge your eyes out with my pencil.
Lisa: You expect me to have a response to that? What, you want me to say, "No. no. please. oh please. don't."
Kirsten: I think my pen's broken. *pulls off the top* Okay, now it's really fucked.
Mel: I have chubb on me.
Kat: All of Chubb[tm]?
Bronwyn: In Music we crushed tictacs and snorted them and it hurt. I feel so sick now.
Kat: Just as long as there are no miniature Nick Cotons going around..
Nick: Naah.. they wouldn't be called Nick, now would they.
Sarah: I'm sorry, Neil, but it's just the hair.. the floppiness.
Kat: You were right, you bitch.
J. Romanovsky: Who wants to join these 2 in a 3some..
Kat: Not those two.. okay that came out bad.
Kat: Here, i've drawn a picture. This is the knife that i will kill her with.. this is all the blood on the knife..
Sarah: Okay!
Kat: Stupid sensitive bastard.
Sarah: Sadistic..
Lisa: You know, you're the 2nd person to say this to me this week.
Sarah: Oh right.
Lisa: ... no, i think it was pedantic.
Hannah: R-ichard claimed, "Let there be warmth"....... and there was.
And Richard claimed, "Let the sky rain ash and let the earth move and rumble".... and it did.
And thousands of people died..
Bastard.
Rich: I was reading your quotebook tonight and actually, fish do have a backbone.
Kat: fiiine.
Rich: Sharks on the other hand, are cartilagonous and have no real "bone" in their body.
Kat: thankyou, sweetie, but i really don't care.
Rich: ...I'm anal about my hair... beyond anal... we're talking several people walking around without asses because I'm so uptight about my hair..
Kat: I have a headache... hmmm, i have a headache every time i come to French. Must be something to do with.. her.
Sarah: Or the language!
Lisa: He gets more and more feminine every day!
Lisa: The word 'bitch' comes to mind.
Olivia: You made my itch neck.
Janet: Who's going to the rowing club party?
Kelly P: What's WRONG with my hair?!?!??
Phil: Who sprinkled you with horny dust tonight?
CJ: These really are my teeth!
Andy: Ah ve meet again, meester gnome.
Andy: That is funny for so many reasons.
Steve S: Oh man, Mum drunk my cask again.
Jackie (Steve's Mum): Oh you've had heaps already.
Nick: Yeah but i'm big.
Kat: Pour.
Andy: Mission Impossible Gnome!
Andy: Gnome, James Gnome.
Scott: That's not how you hit on girls, who hits on girls like that?
Tasha: Weird people in Steve's mind.
Phil: How drunk are you?
Kat: I'm fine!
Phil: Yeah okay.
Kat: I'm not that drunk.. *laughs hard*
Tasha: What's so funny?
Kat: I don't know..
Kat: Tomorrow.. tomorrow.. tomorrow this may not be as funny.
Kat: Let's go inside.. it's nearly time to go.
Phil: Okay.
Kat: *slips drunkenly down step scraping her bare foot* OW! ow ow ow ow ow!
Phil: Fuck, you okay?
Kat: No!
Phil Want me to carry you?
Kat: No, goddammit.. it hurts so bad!
Phil: Okay..
Kat: GodDAMN!
Scott: I need to steal a [road]sign.
Kat: Let's steal a sign!
Jackie (Steve's Mum): There's one right out there!
Scott: I'll need help loosening the bolts..
Kat: I'll help! Where are the pliers?
Tasha: Uh oh.
a short while later..:
Kat: Okay, this is fine.. help me loosen it, Tash.
Tasha: This is crazy- car!
*run off road, wait til car goes, run back*
Kat: Ho hum.. *tries loosening the bolts with pliers but misses the bolt altogether in current state* You do it..
Tasha: Car.
*run off road, wait til car goes, run back*
Kat: I can't do this.. Scott! help us!
Scott: No!
Kat: Cops!
*run off road and up steps to house*
Kat: Bugger!
Jackie (Steve's Mum): Want a drink? what of?
Kat: Ah.. Zambuca?
Jackie: Here, drink this.
Kat: Yeuck!
Jackie: Want more?
Kat: Yeah okay.
Jackie (Steve's Mum): Here, i've poured ya one.
Chris: No, thanks, but i don't drink.. whatever that is.
Tasha: I like cheese! Cheese is cool!
Andy: Jerky weiner?
Tasha: No-one wants it..
Kat: It's raw sausage.. who would want it?
Mum: You're late again, and why are you limping?
Kat: Foot. 5 minutes.
Mum: What?
Kat: I'm only 5 minutes late. Hurt foot.
Mum: How?
Kat: Step.
Mum: Why were you wearing no shoes?
Kat: I took them off.
Mum: Why?
Kat: Just did.
Mum: Go to bed.
Kat: Yes.
Kat: Acting sober, acting sober.. *collapses*
Tash: Riiiight.
Nick H: Damn, make my brain work!
Richard P: *taps Nick's head* dink.
Helen: I can see why you think she's stupid.
Nick: Argh i scraped my knuckles.. motherfucker!
Glen: A question.. why are you cross-dressing?
Nick: Cause i like it! Have you any idea how comfortable women's panties are?
Kat: Bad! bad mental image of Nick in panties!
Nick: I'll wear them on the outside of my pants..
Jeeves: Yes, wearing panties on the outside of your pants makes you look so much more normal!
Jeeves: What're you looking at, you fat fuck?
(pause)
Jeeves: he wasn't really very fat at all..
Jeeves: I'm gonna name my kid UX155.. so then i can buy him a personalised number plate..
(pause)
Jeeves: Or maybe i'll buy the car first..
Jeeves: Andrew's not funny, he's just a dumbass.
Nick: ...and Karl kissed Francesca.
Andy: No he didn't.
Nick: Yeah he did, she just didn't tell you cause she liked it.
Andy: Do you have any clue how much i want to beat you right now?
Kat: He's looking very wooly today..
Jonathon: No, that'd just be weird.
Hannah: How would going out with a girl be weird? God, we don't need another one [like Richard]!
Kat (to Sarah): Did you hear that?
Sarah: No, i was talking to Lisa about drinking blood.
Kat: Oh. (to Hannah) Well at least if they're both.. they'll have someone..
Hannah: Yeah! You know, that's a good thing!
Sarah: Well, yeah. Do you really want them to pro-create?
Jonathon: There isn't anything from her that isn't snide.
Sarah: That wasn't snide. It was mean, but it wasn't snide.
Kat: Yeah, Nick's going as Marilyn Monroe, Andy's going as Julie Andrews..
Sarah: Oooo! Is Francesca going as the Captain?
Kat: Oiya oiya! trying to run me off the road?
Tash: Sorry!
Kat: I think i was a jewish woman in my last life.. ya putz! ya schmuck!
Sarah: Oh Lisa, i'm never lending you anything ever again.
Kat: You lent Lisa something in the first place? Are you crazy?
Sarah: She munched it!
Kat: She munched it?
Sarah: She munched it!
D. Gray: You can all get a sensation outta that..
Lisa: "Nature".. See, i'd question it already. Nature did not make strawberry milk.
Mrs MacDonald: Gillian Whitehead wrote this piece.
Kat: Oooh, Whitehead. Foothead.
Lisa [Foothead]: Yeah okay.
Kat: Angie's birthday is ANZAC day.
Lisa: Who's Angie?
Kat: My boyfriend's boss' wife..
Lisa: 's dog's uncle's husband's monkey's..
Kat: Okay, where are you going with this?
Mrs MacDonald: This piece, composed by Gareth Farr, is called "Te Papa".. you can guess what it was written for..
Kat: Yes, Huia swimming pool.
Lisa: You know what the literal translation of the Haka is?
Kat: What?
Lisa: "To live, to live, to die, to die, to live, to live, to die, to die, to climb up a ladder with a big fat hairy man eating oranges."
Kat: "to climb up a ladder with a big hairy man eating oranges?"?!?
Lisa: No, a big fat hairy man eating oranges.
Kat: Oh he has to be fat, does he?
Lisa: Yes. Don't hassle the fat man.
(pause)
Lisa: I wonder if he got fat from eating too many oranges - but then again i guess it would balance it out going up and down the ladder..
Kat: Did you know over 200 words rhyme with 'yes'?
Lisa: Really? real or pretend words?
Lisa: Clang clang clang went the train-
Kat: Shut up..
Lisa: Ding ding ding went the bell! zing zing zing went my heart-
Kat: I'll sing M.A.S.H!
Lisa: Okay, you've got one up on me. I only just got that out of my head.
Kat: I will always be metaphorically there for you.
Steve S: You only like me for my mother, don't you.
Kat: Well she is sweet.
Steve S: Damn even my Mum gets more chicks than me.
Sarah: What's the [french] word for unique?
Kat: I don't know. Just do what they always do: take uni and put q, u and e on the end of it..
(pause)
Kat: But then again, that's how you spell unique, anyway.
Vowden: Woo! I've got a whole girls' choir to do tomorrow!
Kat: You're going to do a whole girls' choir?
Kat: Are you trying to get me run over?
Eion: hopefully.
Kat: That bus almost killed me...
Eion: well that was exhilirating.
Sarah: Do me first, it's quicker.
D. Gray: Let's have a mass twinking, shall we?
Sarah: Craig's picking me up after school.
Lisa: Literally?
Sarah: Quite possibly. Depends what mood he's in.
Sarah: You are aggravating.
Lisa: No, i'm human. I act aggravating.
Richard P: Shut up, Jonathon! I'm good at screwing up other peoples' lives!
Jonathon: My ruler's no longer as long as my thing!
Kat: No longer as long as your "thing"??
Hannah: What, it shrunk?
Kat: What, the ruler or his thing?
Lisa: I don't like India.
Lisa: Where's Mr. Stevenson?
Kat: Away.
Lisa: You probably killed him.
Kat: Me?
Lisa: Yes.
Lisa: Good grief, Kat. (pause) I don't know why grief is good. I don't know why i say that.
Kat: Shut up. You'll keep going unless i stop you, so shut up.
Kat: It sounds like it should be in some weird twisted movie where people in clown suits are dancing around you, taunting you.
(pause)
Lisa: Clown suits? I wouldn't say clown suits.
Kat: Clowns scare me.
Daniel: Shut up or i'll vacuum your nose.
