****Some bits of Toryology for you all****

"it would be so much better if we had taxi's!!"

"Whatever hots your socks!"

"Im going to fight for womens rights!"

"Arnts subways those yellow things that go through the water?"

"Are there Ref's in bowling?"

"Hey! Look a Sailboat!" (As she points to a buckle to the carseat!)

"I dont like the sound of mucus!"

"I dont like the chunky yogurt, it has too many perservatives"

"Now my hairs all fooozy"

"Dad make me grunt!"

"Now my knees are going to be all soggy!"

Tory: "Hey lets dance!" (As she is holding a HOT chocolate...guess what happened....)

Ok we missed the late bus and this is Tory trying to use the pay Phone:
Tory: "Ok I dont know how to use these things, it takes 75 cents right?"
Me: "No, only 25"
Tory: "Oh well do I have to push anything?"

Tory:"What is open Mic? Whos Mike?"
Karen: Mic is a microphone, as in open microphone
Tory: OOOHHHH

Tory also recieves the award for being the only person i know to run into the voleybal net poll during running in gym. Congratulations Tory

"Sorry if I smell, its a morning thing"

"I wanted to introduce myself to all the people I saw at the funeral"

"No thats for when im insane!"

"I want to have a disco party but my parents think that would be weird" :-\ Yes it does sound weird yet I would go! wouldnt you!? I say go for it Tory!

"well i know you went to walmart so im asking if the tornaod suked you in" ummm...im not sure :-\

Well I put on my away message...and tory assumed i went to the bathroom, and i was gone for a while so i said "back" and she asks me "Did you fall in?"....thats Tory for u..and BTW i was walking the dog...

"if you flush a CD down the toilet will it clean it?" Apparently Erica told her this would work....i have yet to try this method

"You have the Okey Dokey attitude" So proud to have that!

Ok we are at karens and we are playing sharaids(sp?) and Tory is supposed to be a firehydrant, well she got everyone yelling FIRE! and then she sits up on a couch and starts pointing at her butt! so i said "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" haha not exactly Toryology but sometimes she brings it upon herself lol

"You wouldnt happen to have a dryer sheet with you, would you?"

"Why do baseball players wear cups?"...Who wants to answer this LOGICAL question?

"It's like thinking on purpose!"....normaly when we think..its an accident?

Youth group,
Sean: "Ok Tory, cuz your the head honcho!"
Tory: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!"

"How can you know what your talking about?" Thats a very good question, I mean logically, this statement means we all basicly talk nonsense!

Tory: Remeber that game we played last summer at Matts house?
Erica: Hide and seek?
Tory: NO! You cant play hide and seek on the trampoline!!

OK...I lit a match and it went out, so i pulled out another match and very surprised Tory said:
"You have more!?"
I replied:
"Nope...one a pack"

"LETS THINK OF ANOTHER NAME FOR A BLOWHOLE!"...do I dare to comment...
 

What is Toryology you ask?

Its been around for a very long time, u should know by now! so you know what, Im not gonna let u ask.