It’s always interesting to encounter someone whose name somehow relates to his or her vocation. There are numerous physicians in the world named Dr. Payne. Clergy whose last name is Lord, Divine, or even Christ have climbed into pulpits. You, no doubt, have your own examples. Butler, Miller, Driver, Friend, Smith, Moody, and so many others are descriptive names, and one wonders about their origins. We give nicknames to people, also as a way of expressing characteristics or qualities discerned in their appearance, personalities or behavior: Hoss, Slim, Lefty, Grumpy, etc.
One time, a co-worker and I tried to assist a couple of ladies experiencing car trouble as they left the garage behind our building. We really didn’t know enough to get them on their way, and they finally called for a tow truck. The fellow who showed up had a nameplate on his shirt. Rather than “Tom” or “Skip,” it read, “Donkeyman.” I thought that was pretty funny. I nudged my co-worker, he saw it, and we both laughed.
Donkeyman said, “Are you guys laughing at my name?” I replied, “Sorry, man, but I never saw anything like that before.” He really didn’t seem all that upset. Unfortunately, it was one of those times when once you start laughing everything compounds it until you lose all control.
Donkeyman decided that the other guy and I should push the car out of the garage into the alley, with him steering, so we could get the car in place for an attempt at jump-starting the battery. So, that’s what we did -- as we laughed and made silly comments. The two ladies seemed confused as to why we were enjoying this so much.
Finally, we had the car backed into the alley, but Donkeyman felt he still needed a better angle in order to connect the cables. So, he got back into the car. We resumed pushing, this time from the rear, but couldn’t budge the car. I yelled, “Hey, Donkeyman! What gives? You got your foot on the brake or somethin’?” We were doubled over with laughter. He said, “Oh, sorry! I put it in park instead of neutral.” We were hysterical by then, and, gasping for breath, I said to the other guy, “Hence, the name.”
Biblical names, of people and places, often describe an encounter with God or a call to God’s purpose. In Exodus 17, there is a story of one of the struggles of God’s people as they moved through the wilderness on their forty-year journey to the Promised Land. They were short of water and patience – with Moses and God. Read the story to find out what happened. Moses “called the place Massah and Meribah, because the Israelites quarreled and tested the Lord, saying, ‘Is the Lord among us or not?’” (NRSV) According to footnotes, those two names mean “test” and “quarrel.”
Abram, Sarai, Jacob, Simon, Saul and others underwent name changes as God or Jesus called them to particular purposes. Some of the adherents of the beliefs and approaches of Alexander Campbell, the shining light among my denomination’s forbears, were referred to as “Campbellites.”
What does it mean when we adopt the name “Christian” for ourselves?
Is it a name we bear in the presence of all, or just a select few?
