Oh good Lawd what a time we's having!!!
O.k What the hell has happened the last couple of days?
Oh yeah. We played in Merritt Island Fla., and Melbourne Fl. Both good shows. In melbourne we got Rev. Frankie Danger of The Cryptkeeper 5 to chug some peach schnapps. He promptly regurgitated it in the parking lot right next to a fence that for some strange reason had the word HEAVE written on it. Go figure. His new stage name is now "Peaches".

In Tampa we went on the air on a pirate Radio station It was great. You could drink, cuss, and talk about all kinds of rude things and also play anything you want. all radio stations should be like that. SUPPORT PIRATE RADIO. FUCK THE FCC!!!!!

Afterwards we played The Brass Mug. In Sarasota we played the light painter gallery. Some guy brought his puppy to the show. He didn't think it was necessary to have a leash on it even though we were on a busy road. well folks, the obvious happened. It happened right behind our van and I guess to show everyone how upset he was he started punching the back door of our trailer and then was taking swings at passing cars. He did a bang up job on the door that he's gonna be paying for, not to mention his broken hand and the vet bill. All could have been avoided with the purchase of a $3.00 leash. By the way. The dog is OK.

In other news of the bizarre. We partied with friends in Gainesville last night. Some girl flipped out and started destroying her boyfriends car and then proceeded to beat the hell out of him. We got it all on Video. Playing here in Gainesville tonight then it's off to columbia SC and then Boone NC for Boone fest 2000.