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Here at Booties we value your complaints. Just here what these valued white trash have had to say: "This is the crappiest food I've ever eaten. It smells like cattle dung" "You fuck'n assholes, I'm gonna come down there and shove this shit up your hairy white asses. I wouldn't feed this crap to my dog" "Every fucking time I come in there you shitheads fuck up my order. How hard is to put extra pickle on a God dam burger? What the hells the matter with you morons?" "I was in there the other day and saw one of your cooks blow his nose in my burger. Now I now what's in the Secret Bootie Sauce. I'm gonna sue the hell out of you boneheads and buy me a new house." "My burger tasted like someone took a piss in the mayonnaise. It smelt like a toilet" (well actually......) "I ate at your shit-hole last night and have been on the toilet ever since. What the hell do you idiots put in your burgers? I've gone through 12 roles of toilet paper. Give me a dam refund" These are just a few of the many wonderful gripes we get, but hey keep 'em coming. We can always use a good laugh. We value your comments. If ever you are dissatisfied just give us a call, we'll be happy to piss you off even more. |
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