Photos!

OMG! Exciting update! I got a digital camera so expect a whole lot of really tacky crappy photos of my cats and testicles!

Elizabeing herself, with the aid of a tacky sticker. Eliza againand this time it's worse. AnnieTrying on a rabbit harness. She's small, but not THAT small. Eliza "barfing"Or not-ish Grrrrr!Fear the masky thing I made in art ages ago! BellieMy dad's ex. The closest thing to Satan you will ever see. My CousinShe almost looks like one of those people who want to lunge on you and scream "MAHAH!" in your face. That happens to other people, right? Oh, the SHAME!Lee found this while looking up some photos from the Australian Idol auditions. I know two people who have a lot of explaining to do... Awww, kittens!Oh that Annie...she's hit a new low. The kid she's getting friendly with? Well, you could count his age on one hand and have fingers to spare. Hobbits!It's Lee's fault! Look at him!! Tubular...feetLike the bulges in guys' pants when I walk past, it just gets bigger and bigger and BIGGER! ooOOOoo...shiny!See that? The skin's so tight it shines! Orgasmic facial hair!Ryan's first beard-growing attempt ended in disaster when his razor crept out in the middle of the night and consumed it as well as his left testicle. OMG! Where's her head?!I took this one during the blackout that ravaged our street. Where's my mum's head gone? (If you can see it you aren't really that gifted). Pussy licking!This is my naked pussy getting licked all over. Serious jean-cream material. Peek-a-Boo!Henry wipes his eyes with his paws! Very kitteny. THE PENIS DOOR!This is the photo of my back door. Dammit, I keep saying that! Are your teef this white?My teef are whiter than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

VROOOOOOOM!!My mum ripping up the race track...in a Volvo... Eliza's Nit CollectionThe result of a single combing. It almost rivals tubgirl. Almost. Me and AnnieMy family is so important to me...I wish I was as important to them. ComparisonsOur cousins on either side of Annie. The one on the right is only a year older than her. How come they got the tall genes?! Henry!Doesn't Henry look spunky with his fur spiked? Sorry girls, he's George's. Eliza's Birthday!OMGWTF?!?!?! A CAR!! NO WAY!!!!! OMGOMGOMG!!! Jedi MASTAH!Um...yeeeeessss...Go Pumpkinhead! ME-YOW!Just in case you've been wondering, I have always been strange. And yes, that is one of those orange nets on my head. Hobbits again!What are those hairy-footed...things...up to today? I swear, the last set of Hobbits!Billy-Bob can put his hand in my pocket anytime. Purple toes!Bruising may be painful, but it really looks pretty, doesn't it? Annie wants a jumper this purple. Ride the rainbow!Yellow and purple and blue and...green? Should I be scared? Tanks wearing hats!My mum kept getting her bag strap caught on the tank valves and pulling them over so I put hats on them. An example of method in madness. My MonitorThis is my life, starting in year 7. It covers every obsession I've had since then and more! I'll take a bigger photo one day and point out everything individually. Puppy in a Urine JarRyan thinks I should market these - no home is complete without a dog in a urine jar! Some bells and a treeThis is my piss-poor attempt at being artistic. I think I should get into a urine jar too. Four soup cansOnce upon a time chicken and corn soup was nice. Now, it's a chore to eat and I have FOUR MORE CANS left. Irony to the MAXOMG it's a LIZARD on a CAT lol!

Go my photos!! Damn my mum's a good Volvo driver. And to top it all off, I'll scan in some of Schplorg's much higher quality pics of Lil scoffing ckicken. For those of you wondering who Schplorg is, so am I.