Paint!

Paint is the best program Microsoft has ever created, aside from Solitaire. It's reliable and sure, it may not be hugely sophisticated, but at least you don't need a degree to operate it like Photoshop. I'll say it now: I love Paint. Besides, it can capture that childish innocence we all miss so much. So here are some of my Paint masterpieces. You can tell I have a lot of spare time.

YoungieA special one for you, Massey. Since I figured that we'll never get Mr. Young to say "OMG!! You guys are SOOOO smart", I did it myself.

Schwing!This one took me three hours to do. Dammit, somebody please get me out of this house!!

Cloud!The only thing I'm remotely proud of in this one are the bubbles.

Sammy!You've all probably seen this guy in my books, but here he is in full bitmap-converted-to-JPEG form!!

Hey Tom!Another late night piece. See if you can pick my motivation.

ACHOOO!!Ah, an ode to Chemistry...

Oh, that Mendel! #1Everyone's favourite pea-growing monk gets himself into a jolly bad situation!

BUST!No, it's not a set of boobs, but the head of someone we all know and love...unless that's just me. In fact, it IS just me. HANDS OFF!

Engrish X fruitThis is what happens when Youngie wants us to do work in the library. Hot.

The old days...Here he is again, though more retarded-looking because I did it a long long time ago. Let's just call it a Picasso.

Old CloudSince I'm putting up some of the shameful old Paint mistakes, here's an old one of Cloud. Compare with picture adjacent.

Pollution*NEW* It took me until 12:23am to realise that this didn't accomplish much Chemistry-wise, so it got dropped from the paper.

The American DreamAs presented by me, Massey and Lizzie. You may remember this from our Engrish X0r presentation earlier on this year.

Click her!Not done by me, but funny nonetheless.

Interfering with the spirit realmConsidering I did this one late at night after toying with it mentally for ten minutes, nobody will get it.

Clams and OystersWhat do you get when you cross me, Lil and a late night?

Yes, it gets worse.You get this one? Nope, I don't either.

Now I'm REALLY bored.Whoa!! Dese guyz r loiek totallee awsum!

Scared muchAnd you thought peeps only dropped stuff in fright in cartoons!

Kitten!It's a kitten. Um... nope, can't think of something witty to say here.

Chicken!Considering the one above this, no prizes for guessing what wonderful critter awaits behind this link. Can chickens be called critters?

Water PurificationWater Purification flowchart put here 'specially so Ryan could cite my site. RUN CRYPTOSPORIDIUM! RUN!!

New CloudBecause I thought I had improved my technique since the Cloud opposite, I drew this one to prove it.

Ryan's EarringRyan and his Magical Earring! And a bit of Luka too... (Go here for the featurette this is from)

NEXT!*NEW*People attempt to audition for my replacement during the recent split of the Awsum Twosome.