The E-Files

Here is a collection of photos of me doing nutso stuff. Like, REALLY nutso stuff. As in...well, go see for yourself. Most of these were taken at camps and at YoungLife, the sorts of places I can do this stuff while retaining some dignity. If you thought I was crazy at school, think again. Some people just don't realise how calm I'm actually being...

Balloon Legs!The aim of the game was to cram as many balloons into my pants as possible...

Cows Love MeWith my good looks and charm, who can resist me?

My ass is like...As Mya would say, Whoa!

Pumpkin, anyone?Best photo taken of me. Ever. Even if I'm covered in pumpkin guts.

Open Wide!More! MORE!!

What're you looking at?It was the cat! The CAT!

Rhinoplasty neededHow come when you blot my eyes out you can still tell who I am?

Ewwww!!I sculled that! Straight lemon and herb dressing. Ugh, feeling nauseous...

MAHAH!Sheeee's rabid!! It's not coke, I swear!

Just chilling...Yep, world order has been restored. For now.

Poke it with a stick!Sorry guys, I'm not quite dead.

Ouch.Best face plant ever.

Almost...Holly poses for the camera soapie-style and I try to cram my fist into my mouth in the background. Nice.

Wheee!!Ice cream eating competition!!

Hot StuffBut then again, when am I not?

Standing at No StandingNot only are we breaking the law, but I'm advertising sweetened condensed milk.

Classic!Ever remember Smashmouth's All Star?

Faster than a speeding bullet!Holly + chunky gun = RUN LIKE HELL!!

ARRR!I'm so hardcore.

OOOOOOOMGGoing schkiing, mate?

Peace Out.Sorry, this is the best photo ever taken of me ;)

What the..?The scary thing is that I don't remember this happening. Are they trying to tongue my ears or what?